LPSG cruise, come aboard

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  1. madame_zora

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    Okay, this will be mindless escapism, but that's a lot of what this board is about, so let's have some fun. Say we're planning an lpsg cruise- where would we go? Who would you invite? What would be some of the activities and events? Lets set up the basic premise and start inviting our friends to join the thread.
     
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    Royal Caribbean - maybe the Sovereign of the Seas. Perhaps one deck entirely nude?
     
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    Pecker,

    I think we should make you the Julie MCCoy of the The SS Gigantic. I think it is a job that requires a high degree of emotional intelligence and we know you have it in abundance. How considerate of you to think of those that like to go sans clothing! LOL!

    Naughty
     
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    Naughty, of course it would have to be a mixed nude deck. That way when the Activities Director insists that we all do jumping jacks then every sexual preference will have something to look at.
     
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    Pecker,

    You are in a category by yourself! LOL! Unfortunately, I can envision your plan! That would definitely be different. I would have to exclude myself from that particular deck's activities .I mighty not be responsible for myself if I came and fell into an uncontrollable fit of giggling. I am sure that would not be good for shipboard esprit de corps ! LOL!

    Naughty
     
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    I've been on the Sovereign of the Seas before...I had a great time on that cruise.
    I can imagine Pecker as the Cruise Director....just as long as he doesn't dress up as Julie McCoy, I think we'd be ok. :p
     
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    Prep,

    There may be many things that Pecker might or might not wear but at least from what I have read from him during the last year drag would not be one of them! LOL!

    Naughty
     
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    Try as I might I've yet to figure out how to freeball in a mini-skirt.
     
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    wvalady1968:
    I was gonna say "No giggling allowed!" but the thought of this group doing jumping jacks tells me that we wouldn't giggle much or for long.

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    Allie
    not doing naked jumping jacks
     
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    Pecker:

    Kilts are becoming much more in fashion for men who want to "go commando" so to speak. LOL. Heck, I might even try it myself if it becomes more mainstream.

    About the cruise:

    Do I have to wear my prize Speedo on deck? Or do I have to not wear it?

    SG
     
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    Well, I vote for a nude deck and a speedo deck! I'll make the speedos or costumes for anyone who wants to dress up! (stripper's costume designer by trade) I think a costume ball evening ending in nudity would be grand. Pecker, could we put that on the itinerary? I'm sure the ladies and maybe some of the gay guys would find plenty to wear in my current collection....
     
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    I guess we'll have to have a kink deck too. Just be careful not to trip over the leashes or step on any spiked leather.

    The parties invited to the Captain's Table every evening would be interesting, to say the least. Tuxedos with bulges.
     
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    What an exciting trip- from naked jumping jacks by day to bulges in tuxedos by night. "The Man Show" had got nothing on us!! Anyone up for naked snorkeling?
     
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    Wet undershorts contests.

    Creative basketry and/or bulgemaking.

    Hair drying and 'blowing' techniques.

    Talent contest - things you can do with your thing.

    Best buns, non-Pillsbury.


    ...and for the straight guys, utilizing the female contingent:

    Wet t-shirt contests.

    Snorkeling and muff diving instruction.

    Beach crabfest and bra bonfire.

    Best buns, non-Pillsbury.
     
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    I was gonna say "No giggling allowed!" but the thought of this group doing jumping jacks tells me that we wouldn't giggle much or for long.

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    Allie
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    Well, for those of who take a real interest in the other activities, we can request protective padding, depending upon who exactly is doing them, there Allie.

    if E.H. was as big as he says he is, he'd have needed both kinds of protective padding!


    What about creative sand sculpturing there, Peck? Contestants lie in the sand and we have to determine whether or not the sculpture is form fitting or not, um I'll be chief judge of the women's section. So help me tho, CHARO's too obvious and a ringer.
     
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    I think we'd have to rent the entire cruise ship, especially with you crazies... This is tooooooooooooooooooooo funny!
     
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    Pecker, you're killing me- "talent contest -things you can do with your thing", I almost spit water across the room! I know I want a front row seat for that one! Bblumbee, help me as a voluntary judge??

    How about deep sea diving for pearls of wisdom- too lofty a goal for this trip?
     
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    rainsfletcher: Someone from the ladies auxiliary awhile back raised the prospect of an LPSG calendar that we could sell to raise funds for the board. What a perfect opportunity, with everyone on one boat.

    A couple of other thoughts on this subject:

    We could have a Lalapalooza-like freak section for those that can pound nails with their erect members, etc. (By the way, anyone remember the Trojan games pics I posted awhile back? Stuff like that... :))

    I would also like to propose a validation tent. In this tent, there would be people certified in dick-measuring, with certified measuring tools (tape measure, mouth, ass / vagina etc.), measuring dicks. This would provide a PhotoShop-proof method of proving a dick's size (and the size of his dick, heh-heh).

    Seriously, this is something to consider. This is a service the LPSG was created to provide. Who wouldn't want to say they're measurements are LPSG-certified?
     
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    Rains, you are sooooo right! We could get everyone who gets measured a badge with a cock pic and their true measurement on it- sure would cut down on small talk, don'tcha think? And if we're gonna pound nails with penises, why not horseshoes? Okay you wimps, we can use plastic!!! lol
     
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    Would we have to hire a professional 'fluffer'?
     
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