rainsfletcher: Come on, Pecker. You think we'd have to HIRE a fluffer? Shit, I think we'd have enough volunteers. Who knows, maybe we could CHARGE for the fluffing, and that could offset the cost of our tickets!!!! 
LPSG cruise, come aboard
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wvalady1968: RF, I remember the Trojan Games you posted! I vote that Madame_Zora and Pecker start training for the Pelvic Power Lifting event!!
The new Queen Mary II (no snickering) from Florida to Greece...clothing optional on the entire boat. Gay, straight, bi, kinky, twisted and vanilla and everyone everywhere in between. All comers are welcome. Nude dinner (just imagine the Captains table), nude casino, jogging, swimming, sauna, health club....if you want to strip down...or not... it just goes on forever. No segregation or specified decks for activities. A completely free spiritual, sexual and "human" experience. Call 'em, book the boat! :lol: B) <_< -_- 
Okay, I see wvlady has joined us for the trip, hola! I think all the women judges will have to be topless to get an accurate "response" from the contestants, whaddaya say, ladies? Oh, come on, it's a once-in-a-lifetime-event, all amoung friends. Bblumbee, you and I are on the same page, I'm packing even as we speak! Thanks for posting your pic, I feel less lonely now. Oh yeah, I'll be a volunteer "fluffer"... who's first?
BRMSTN69: what about a Mississippi river boat? Or a LSPG summercamp?
Oh as for the size verification tent, where would the nudist pin the badges?
and for prizes in the competations how about bronze, silver and gold cock rings?
Oh as for the size verification tent, where would the nudist pin the badges?
and for prizes in the competations how about bronze, silver and gold cock rings?
Lol, cockrings are the perfect solutions! As for the badges, I guess we better make them into stickers with latex glue to attatch directly to flesh. I think that would make them look even more naked.....so many naked cocks, so little time!
LoveGirl: I claim the bow of the ship and command everyone be fully clothed on it...I'm a party pooper
Sheesh, that was a corset! I wouldn't be able to breathe all day!! lol
BRMSTN69: Madame, think about what it was like a hundred years ago when women had to wear those things everyday and then say a prayer of thanks for being born a modern women
BRMSTN69,
I do thank God for being a modern woman . Those smelling salts were a necessity during that time. But there is nothing like a "Merry Widow" to give a woman that May West hourglass figure! I think its really excruciating for us modern women because we have gone almost 40 years being liberated from foundation garments. So in response it does feel suffocating.
Naughty
I do thank God for being a modern woman . Those smelling salts were a necessity during that time. But there is nothing like a "Merry Widow" to give a woman that May West hourglass figure! I think its really excruciating for us modern women because we have gone almost 40 years being liberated from foundation garments. So in response it does feel suffocating.
Naughty
BRMSTN69: not from personal experiance, but you should here some of the shit dragqueens go through a corset is nothing to them and don't even get them started on the duct tape, ouch!!!
Yeah, corsets are a bitch, but a quick easy way to give the hourglass figure! I've been "corset training" for the last few months to reposition my shape as I lost weight, sometimes wearing one as much as 23 hours a day (only removing it for showering. I will be glad when it's over or the smelling salts will soon be a necessity!
As for duct tape, it was a favorite way to make a costume when I was feeling onery back in the old stripping days, Wendy O Williams was a genius! I had a friend who used to let me tape her to the pole and tape her mouth shut while I whipped her with a cat-o-nine tails! Always a crowd-pleaser, we laughed our asses off.
As for duct tape, it was a favorite way to make a costume when I was feeling onery back in the old stripping days, Wendy O Williams was a genius! I had a friend who used to let me tape her to the pole and tape her mouth shut while I whipped her with a cat-o-nine tails! Always a crowd-pleaser, we laughed our asses off.
Hi Guys,
While I was driving down the road with the top down ( the car's that is , LOL ) I was listening to some vintage mid 20th century Bossa Nova and thinking. I know just the destination and time of year for the perfect cruise. A steamer to Rio for Carnivale. One of the activities would have to be Samba dancing in preparation for the festivities.
Naughty
While I was driving down the road with the top down ( the car's that is , LOL ) I was listening to some vintage mid 20th century Bossa Nova and thinking. I know just the destination and time of year for the perfect cruise. A steamer to Rio for Carnivale. One of the activities would have to be Samba dancing in preparation for the festivities.
Naughty
