LPSG cruise, come aboard

[madame_zora]

Naughty, make that nude samba dancing!! How hot would that be?

 

[naughty]

Madame Magnificent,

Pretty Darn hot ! if you ask me! But then sometimes it is even more tantilizing to be partially clothed and have pieces missing in strategic places. can you imagine a flirty rayon slip dress with a flouncy hem that at the right dip just might reveal what you don't have on under it? Now that is hot! What would her male counterpart be wearing? A bowtie , a cumberbund and a smile? LOL!

Naughty

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Jun 21 2004, 07:32 PM
Naughty, make that nude samba dancing!! How hot would that be?

It'd be great, but what happens if we get some salacious audience participation? :lol:

It'd be really hard to control them if it was nude limbo!!

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by naughty@Jun 21 2004, 11:53 PM
Madame Magnificent,

Pretty Darn hot ! if you ask me! But then sometimes it is even more tantilizing to be partially clothed and have pieces missing in strategic places. can you imagine a flirty rayon slip dress with a flouncy hem that at the right dip just might reveal what you don't have on under it? Now that is hot! What would her male counterpart be wearing? A bowtie , a cumberbund and a smile? LOL!

Naughty

What would her male counterpart be wearing? A bowtie , a cumberbund and a smile? LOL

Naughty, if we got lucky, he'd be sporting that lecherous leer that makes you think he can see through your clothes anyway!

Massive, as for nude limbo.....I think there'd be more than a few on here that would knock off the pole! :lol: :wub:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Like I said b4 there, MZ, I personally wouldn't mind some female audience participation! :wub:

 

[13788]

maverackstud8: Anywhere with you

Actually the United Kingdom might be nice.

No,where in the MID EAST. :wub:

Jamica,alwayed LOOKED nice in the Bond movies. :unsure:

http://groups.msn.com/MAVERICSINGLESGROUPS

A REAL CRUISE OR IS THIS SOMETHING HYPOTHETICAL ?

My Webpage

I COULD A VACATION FROM THIS TOWN-LONG AS CAPTAIN STUPID FROM THE LOVE BOAT OR THE CAPTAIN OF THE SS TITANTIC ISN'T COMMANDING THE BOAT ? :unsure:

 

[madame_zora]

Massive, I think audience participation would be a given :wub:

Maverick, unfortunately this is inly hypothetical at this point, but it sure sounds like a blast to me! I think the Carribean sounds nice, it would have to be a warm weather cruise because so much would be "sans clothing". I sure don't want the captain of the Titanic either, that would give a whole new meaning to the phrase "going down with the ship"!!

 

[13788]

spreadm:

Originally posted by Pecker+Jun 10 2004, 02:19 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Pecker @ Jun 10 2004, 02:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-rainsfletcher@Jun 9 2004, 08:35 PM
I would also like to propose a validation tent. In this tent, there would be people certified in dick-measuring, with certified measuring tools (tape measure, mouth, ass / vagina etc.), measuring dicks. This would provide a PhotoShop-proof method of proving a dick&#39;s size (and the size of his dick, heh-heh).

Would we have to hire a professional &#39;fluffer&#39;? [/b][/quote]

Would we have to hire a professional &#39;fluffer&#39;?

I&#39;d like to volunteer for that position.

 

[13788]

BRMSTN69: you have to wait your turn, and theres a long line&#33;

 

[madame_zora]

Maybe we could raise money for the cruise by charging for that position&#33;&#33; :lol:

 

[jonb]

Actually, they don&#39;t use "fluffers" anymore, they use "trained wood".

 

[madame_zora]

Okay, Jonb, I&#39;ll bite......what&#39;s "trained wood"???? Sure sounds entertaining&#33;

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Let tell you something; if I happen to see a lovely young lady on board, I&#39;ll be training my wood sights on her&#33; :lol:

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Jul 10 2004, 04:34 PM
Okay, Jonb, I&#39;ll bite......what&#39;s "trained wood"???? Sure sounds entertaining&#33;

The ability to get an erection on command. Required to be any kind of male porn star beyond a still model.

 

[13788]

maverackstud8: Okay, Jonb, I&#39;ll bite......what&#39;s "trained wood"???? Sure sounds entertaining

ok,whose messing my favorite member.
If anyone going to romance Madame on a boat-

looks I let the guard dog bit down,
MAADEME DOSEN&#39;T OR WANT MY PROTECTION,OR FREINDSHIP.KIND OF CRAPPY FEELING.I LIKE HER.

Nice legs below.

 

[average Joe]

I would have to pass on the dancing . . . thinking back to the Seinfeld episode referencing "good naked" and "bad naked" hahahaha. Plus the fact that I am possibly the least coordinated person to walk the planet does not bode well for dancing in public. Naked or not. :blink:

Hmmmm what could I do on the LPSG cruise? Well, if they handed out jobs according to size on here I just may get to be captain my own dinghy hehehehe. (Redheads get to board first&#33

oh, and in honor of the cruise... I changed my signature today too.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by jonb+Jul 12 2004, 02:15 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jonb @ Jul 12 2004, 02:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-madame_zora@Jul 10 2004, 04:34 PM
Okay, Jonb, I&#39;ll bite......what&#39;s "trained wood"???? Sure sounds entertaining&#33;

The ability to get an erection on command. Required to be any kind of male porn star beyond a still model. [/b][/quote]
Arrrrgh, god, do I feel stupid&#33; Okay, well I like that idea even better (okay, "up" boy&#33;&#33

 

[madame_zora]

Wanted to resurrect this thread, the thought of sun, fun, and lots of nakedness......

 

[lapdog2001]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Jun 11 2004, 08:38 AM
I think all the women judges will have to be topless to get an accurate "response" from the contestants, whaddaya say, ladies? Oh yeah, I&#39;ll be a volunteer "fluffer"... who&#39;s first?

I can&#39;t believe none of the other straight guys didn&#39;t respond before me ... so ...
I&#39;ll be first in line to be fluffed by you Zora&#33;

Although I like women of many types, beautiful busty brunettes just do something to me, so you would probably just have to show me your boobs for 2 seconds and I&#39;ll be able to pound some nails&#33; (or better yet, you if you&#39;d like) :wub:

LapDog2001

 

[madame_zora]

Oh dear, Lapdog, you don&#39;t seem to realize that "fluffing" is for our entertainment, not yours&#33; lol