LPSG is entering a team

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  1. Catchoftheday

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    LPSG are going to be entering a team in the 2012 Olympics in London. Please could you let us know which event(s) you would like to be considered for.

    Do not worry if your event isn't currently part of the Olympic set up, I know the organisers personally and will be able to arrange to put it in, no problem.

    Thank you for your help :cool:
     
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    I would happily put myself forward for the "12 inches freestyle swallow", I think we'd be certain to bring home the gold.
     
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    Oh, its definitely gotta be curling for me. : P If not curling, Pankration.
     
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    Stamina shagging... :cool:
     
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    I'm not sure if my friends at the Olympic organising committee are going to be totally familiar with some of these events :rolleyes: maybe you could supply more details :smile:
     
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    One shags against the clock till they can shag no more. Longest shag wins :biggrin1:

    LOL
     
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    Definitely not cricket !
     
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    I would like to enter that event.
     
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    Also enter me as a contestant in the : Most orgasms in a set period of time event.

    I would like to be a judge in the: Which team (USA, UK, Aussie, etc) has the overall best cock event.
     
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    Well, being as we are all well endowed and used to handling large balls and poles, I'd recommend:

    ~Shotput
    ~Javelin Throw
    ~Archery
    ~Syncronized Ass and Vagina DP
     
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    Weightlifting for dicks: hang weights at your dick when erect and try to get it off the ground as long as possible
     
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    Hell no, Pankration was for the bulky man-bear types, you're way too hot and slim to place the podium in that event. I think you would do well in the naked 20mile event, i'm behind the camera in that one. :biggrin1::redface::smile:
     
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    I would like to be in the masturbation team. We will come nowhere.
     
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    I think i could participate in the Titfucking Event, Running across the field naked in the Exhibitionist Category and i might place well in the Jack Off Material for Straight Men category. I'll also be available to give rub downs for the sore muscles between events...... ;)
     
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