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I am going to apply due to my far removed Scottish Ancestry
Can you put me down CotD for..a Coaching job.
Well not so much a Sport -but sort of
to CHECK ALL Players (Male only-sorry Ladies) Genitalia .. at length?
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In my youth I ran a 13:52 5000meters. The guys on my college team used to tease me by saying I could a been a gold medal contender if I wasn't dragging this thing around between my legs.

It's a shame they're not detachable, i would have happily held it whilst you ran. :biggrin1:
 

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I used to be able to blow bubbles like Traci Lords in Zack and Miri Make a Porno... maybe if I work on my tummy muscles from now until 2012 I'll be able to do that again...?

Otherwise, I volunteer for the titfucking and KY wrestling teams :)
 

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Hell no, Pankration was for the bulky man-bear types, you're way too hot and slim to place the podium in that event. I think you would do well in the naked 20mile event, i'm behind the camera in that one. :biggrin1::redface::smile:

meh, personally, I think I'd do ok in the lightweight division. I've got a good ground game from what I hear :tongue: And I'm okay at running and I have no problem competing in it naked as it would just make it that much easier! :biggrin1: Oh, and pankration was always done in the nude back in ancient Greece... just like all of the other Hellenistic Olympic events.

Pankration looks painful, andcurling is boring to me. I'd like to try my hand at the biathlon and giant slalom though.:cool:

Well the curling was a joke as the sport itself is bizarre (what the hell is curling in the olypmics for, anyway, and not pankration/MMA?! Isn't pankration/MMA the ultimate test of man vs. man? I think it is, at least.)

Biathlon, like many other sports, seems unfit to be an Olympic event yet it looks HELLA fun!