LPSG is entering a team

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Synchronized edging
Multiple Orgasm Toboggan
Men's Kama Sutra floor gymnastics
Pommel Horse fist fucking
Men's ass diving
Men's synchronized ass diving
Ass rim speed skating
Blowjob weight lifting (excluding power lifts for obvious reasons)
Equestrian bareback riding
Mind fuck Table Tennis

I shall do my best to bring home GOLD in all events. Thank you.

(Applications for coaches in all events are being accepted. See Rex2000 for an application, he is my agent.)
 
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Synchronized edging
Multiple Orgasm Toboggan
Men's Kama Sutra floor gymnastics
Pommel Horse fist fucking
Men's ass diving
Men's synchronized ass diving
Ass rim speed skating
Blowjob weight lifting (excluding power lifts for obvious reasons)
Equestrian bareback riding
Mind fuck Table Tennis

I shall do my best to bring home GOLD in all events. Thank you.

(Applications for coaches in all events are being accepted. See Rex2000 for an application, he is my agent.)


I love how none of those make actual sense... but they're all so hysterical!!!
 

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I think i could participate in the Titfucking Event, Running across the field naked in the Exhibitionist Category and i might place well in the Jack Off Material for Straight Men category. I'll also be available to give rub downs for the sore muscles between events...... ;)

Yes, I should say you would definitely be a major favorite in the titfucking and running exhibitionist events (thinking about both of these has got me hot, just in the writing it down). And I can personally vouch for your supreme powers in the "jack off material" realm. You are looking good for gold in the "Most semen ejaculated on her behalf" category as well.
 

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I used to be able to blow bubbles like Traci Lords in Zack and Miri Make a Porno... maybe if I work on my tummy muscles from now until 2012 I'll be able to do that again...?

Otherwise, I volunteer for the titfucking and KY wrestling teams :)
I'll be your partner in the titfucking there, Blunderwoman!:naughty: