B_theOtherJJ
Expert Member
I'm less concerned about crowd control than I am about those pesky paparazzi. They know I'm always commando and they're forever trying for a shot up my shorts. :biggrin1:
This one is really too easy.... Yes, I am sure they never saw a cock like yours before. Or should I say on such a big celebrity ? :biggrin1: I am certain all the paps have been taken off Madonna and Miley watch and have all been re-routed for your arrival. And the Queen has even mandated a day OFF so the rabble can watch the cavalcade, and toss rose petals...