Let's see...
Hearing aids in case. √
Toupe on plastic mould √
Teeth in jar √
Glass eye on nightstand √
Contact lens in solution √
Dog in √
Cat out √
Last minute pee √
Heat turned down √
Lights out √
Bang shin on coffee table in dark √
Step barefooted on hard cat toy √
Put head through sheet rock wall √
Fall down stairs √
Turn on lights √
Dial 911 √
G'night, guys.