LPSG Motto

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  1. johnstone1985

    johnstone1985 New Member

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    I thought it would be fun if we all tried to come up with a motto for LPSG. Every great organisation has one!

    I would start it but I'm hopeless at these things, so I'm counting on you! Your country website needs you! ;D
     
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    How about...

    IT TAKES A BIG MAN TO BE STARED AT

    :D

    Pecker
     
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    I'm a stickler for the old joke: "Did you know that 1.5% of all accidents in the home are caused by a large penis?"
     
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    hung: You can count on us to be real!

    We have our own line of coveralls!!!

    Not everyone was created equal!

    We are all about diversity!!!

    Long/Lovely Wide/Wonderful

    All Creatures Great and Small and we specialize in the Great.
     
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    da_blissmachine: how about:
    "The only thing bigger than my ego is my penis"
     
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    malito: How being true miniaturists??
    That is the guy that works with big tools in small places.
     
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    Guys with big tools dig deep holes.

    (Double meaning on the verb.  Dig it?)

    Pecker
     
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    queenie: How about
    "Welcome to LPSG where something is always up"??
     
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    Late_Bloomer: Big dicks, tight community.
     
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    Donk: How about:

    It's not a banana and, no, I'm not happy to see you.
     
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    punk9: semper erectus profundis
     
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    ORCABOMBER: I agree with Dee on this one, it's just funny and well.. it was on the olde' LPSG as well.
     
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    Don't keep in with the in crowd ...

    Keep in with the IN ... and IN ... and IN ... and IN ... crowd.
     
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    norseman: OK, I'll have a go at this one:

    "The Large Penis Support Group. Where guys have a reason to be dickheads."
     
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    TripodMillenium: How about "We're not the NRA, but everybody IS packing...."?????????????
     
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    Icarus213: I like punk9's idea. The latin is a nice touch...something just...manly about it.
     
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    Donk: "Penis," of course, is itself a Latin word. Original meaning--"tail".

    Here's another suggestion. I think the following famous quotation captures some important ideas such as the fact that each of us is more than just a penis and that we have respect for all persons, even the lesser endowed.

    "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."
    --Jebediah Springfield
     
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    "Come Hang with us...we'll both learn something!"
     
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    [quote author=DoubleMeatWhopper link=board=meetgreet;num=1040005742;start=15#18 date=12/30/02 at 01:34:37]CARPE SCROTUM![/quote]

    :D
     
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