LPSG on TV?

[Pecker]

If they were to put us (the LPSG family) on TV as a reality show, what would they name it? :lol:

Keep in mind: our avatars, off-subject comments, flirting, sarcasm, irony, etc.

 

[prepstudinsc]

Larger Than Life

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

The real Big Show?

Or in Ed Sullivan voice, ([/I]A reaaaallly big shoooooooo&#33

 

[Dr Rock]

I don't watch TV!

 

[Altairion]

aww Rock, then don't answer unless you at least have an idea dude

Anyway, Big Brother is already taken and has been beaten into the ground.... hmm I can't come up with an overall name for the show, but its obvious that we'd need a segment called The Flesh Pile.

 

[mindseye]

Hmm, okay here are few possibilities:

24"
SpongeBob TightPants
Everybody Loves (Mark) Raymond
L.P.S.G. Blue
Superpole XXXIX


...and if you prefer 'classic' TV:

Phallas
L*P*S*G
The XL Files
Magnum, P.E.
Matcock
Gun-choke
Monty's Python
Give It To Beaver

...and these don't even have to be changed...
Diff'rent Strokes
Growing Pains
Eight Is Enough

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by mindseye@Mar 14 2005, 05:40 PM
Hmm, okay here are few possibilities:

24"
SpongeBob TightPants
Everybody Loves (Mark) Raymond
L.P.S.G. Blue
Superpole XXXIX


...and if you prefer 'classic' TV:

Phallas
L*P*S*G
The XL Files
Magnum, P.E.
Matcock
Gun-choke
Monty's Python
Give It To Beaver

...and these don't even have to be changed...
Diff'rent Strokes
Growing Pains
Eight Is Enough

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*pins gold medal on Mindseye's chest, wiping tears from eyes*

 

[jonb]

Yeah, well, Spongebob's gay anyway.

 

[Pecker]

That's what I had in mind, Heath!! *gives three cheers*

How about

Mr. E.D.
Shaft
Penis and Butthead
9 by 5
Phallus Factor (or Fear Phallus)
The Penis Apprentice
The Penile Hunter
My Wife and This

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Or you could go the obvious and just name it THE MANHOOD SHOW.

 

[Pecker]

All in the Family - gives new meaning to "Meathead"

 

[SpeedoGuy]

Make it a courtroom drama called "Hung Jury."

SG

 

[dcwrestlefan]

With all these ideas, why not just start a whole new network. Here are two thoughts for new weekend political shows...

Instead of "John McLaughlin's One On One", we could have "John McLaughlin's 9.5 x 6."

Instead of "Meet The Press", there would be "Meet The Dick". Of course, the current show features alot of those anyway.

And, why not have "Queer Eye For The Hung Guy". I doubt the Fab Five would mind very much working on that show. Especially as they take him out to try on and buy new underwear. Anyone have a suggestion as to which LPSG member should go first? >

 

[13788]

hung_big: OMG....jesus, what a way to start the morning...this is hilarious.

Thanks for the laughs men *hugs and kisses for all*!

OH, and I volunteer Jacinto to try on the underwear, but it&#39;ll be hard for the "Fab 5" to find faults for him >_<

DAMN IT J....MAKE SOME MISTAKES&#33;

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by hung_big@Mar 15 2005, 10:01 AM
OMG....jesus, what a way to start the morning...this is hilarious.

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We don&#39;t have to use network TV you know. We could have our own syndicated version here with Jana as moderator. I&#39;m sure she can handle the questions and officially measure the dicks of the guests.

We could have a discussion on the most interesting thread or post. And our show "Meet the Dick" could be in download form so people could view at their lesiure. We will have to accept avertising to pay for this. With our "audience" I bet we could have some interesting sponsors. Products that make dicks grow and products that guarentee to cure ED. Underwear fashion advertisements and how to manuals for anal sex.

Special shows for members who are celebrating their 18th birthday and ahem, want to take advantage of this fact on international interent TV. I am sure Pappy would be glad to help with this initiation.

And all shows have to have a commentary. We have our own Jacinto that can handle this quite well.

And the top dick for the week on Friday&#39;s episode would become a classic. Each week dicks would be nominated and the list would be narrowed each day until FRIDAY&#33;&#33;&#33; And the winner is.....Full nude frontals would be required of course.

It would be a riot all right. Someone just might pick it up and put in on cable TV. Fat chance it would qualify for network TV.

And a daily report from the fleshpile would be a must.

And a report from the investigation team on who is the troll this week and the latest news.

And reports on the latest "pm er" to get Madame Zora pissed off should send the ratings through the roof.

Freddie is getting excited. Maybe I can be the producer and meet the owners of the dicks that are in the running for the top prize of the week&#33; Give me something "fun" to do&#33;


MEET THE DICK Sponsored by LPSG "the top rated daily internet show&#33;"
What a hoot :wub: :lol:

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

Big Brother: No, Really.

 

[13788]

orionsword57:

Originally posted by mindseye@Mar 14 2005, 09:40 AM
...and if you prefer &#39;classic&#39; TV:

Phallas
L*P*S*G
The XL Files
Magnum, P.E.
Matcock
Gun-choke
Monty&#39;s Python
Give It To Beaver

...and these don&#39;t even have to be changed...
Diff&#39;rent Strokes
Growing Pains
Eight Is Enough

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Terrific.... and how about:

Make Room for Daddy
Hawaii 9-0 ("fuck &#39;em, Danno")
Maypole RFD

I tried....

 

[mindseye]

Originally posted by orionsword57@Mar 15 2005, 02:30 PM
Maypole RFD

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RFD = "Really Fat Dick"?

Well, here are a few more:

• The Big Dick Sans Dyke Show
• Not-so-smallville
• Dawson&#39;s Cock
• Adam&#39;s 12
• Penis the Menace
• Charlie Dangles
• Woody Goodpecker

I&#39;m going to hell for this one:

• Clifford - The Big Red Dong

And how could I have forgotten:

• Shaft

 

[Altairion]

Originally posted by mindseye@Mar 15 2005, 01:01 PM
I&#39;m going to hell for this one
*Clifford - The Big Red Dong

:lol:

I laughed so hard that I ended up crying with this one.

 

[madame_zora]

Okay, for you soap fans:

The Hung and the Restless

Genital Hospital (for the transgender set)

Passions (&#39;nuff said)

Gays of Our Lives

One Wife to Give (swingers segment)

Pork Charles