LPSG on TV?

[dcwrestlefan]

Here is a snippet from one of our shows...
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Welcome to Meet The Dick. Brought
to you today by Magnum Condoms and
K-Y Ultra. Magnum and K-Y. Perfect
together. Every day. Every way.

Our guests today are Senators Mitch
MCConnell of Kentucky, and Edward
Kennedy of Massachusetts.

And here is the moderator of Meet The
Dick, Madame Zora.

"Good morning everyone and welcome
to Meet The Dick. I'd like to begin
this morning by asking Senator
MCConnell about allegations that his
equipment just doesn't work anymore.
Senator, how do you respond to that?"

"Well, Madame, you know I'd like to
begin by talking a little bit about
a bill I plan to introduce this week
on Capitol Hill that would cut taxes
for large corporations, which would
lead to 2 million new jobs and..."
(Madame interrupts)

"Senator, please respond to the question.
The American people have a right to know."

"Well, Madame, when you spend as much
time as I do in Washington trying to
screw people, well, you know, some other
things might tend to suffer."

(Camera shifts back to Madame)

"Senator Kennedy. Studies have shown that
excessive alcohol consumption can lead to
a decrease in testicle size over time. Can
you confirm that this is the case?"

"Well Madame, I'm not sure that this is the place
to discuss something, er, along those lines,
but, uh, I would like to briefly touch on plans
I have for deficit reduction. You know our
deficit is now at an all time record..."
(Madame interrupts)

"Senator. Please. Talk about your balls".

"In the pahst, its true, they were probably a
bit lahjah. But age hahs tended to make them
sag a bit mah. So thehs a tradeoff of sahts".

(Back to Madame) "We'll be back after a brief
message. You are watching Meet The Dick on
LPBC. Stay with us."

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This can work yall!

 

[madame_zora]

dc, that's really pretty good, but when do I get to call someone a stupid bastard?

 

[dcwrestlefan]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Mar 16 2005, 10:28 AM
dc, that's really pretty good, but when do I get to call someone a stupid bastard?

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Its your show. Anytime you want. We are going for truth and ratings here. If you want to throw a drink on someone or call them an MF, its your call.

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Mar 16 2005, 05:28 AM
dc, that's really pretty good, but when do I get to call someone a stupid bastard?

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Since I am the producer of the show, this heavy duty to give you guidance in this most serious matter is undaunting. But after much thought and consultation with our wonderful sponsors.....

You can call someone a stupid bastard most any damn time you want to especially if it is true. In fact, the new sponsors, Magnum Condoms and k-Y Ultra would like for you to consider some other "phrases" that would "spark" interest in Meet the Dick.

 

[ManiacalMadMan]

If they were to put us (the LPSG family) on TV as a reality show, what would they name it? :lol:

Keep in mind: our avatars, off-subject comments, flirting, sarcasm, irony, etc.

Would it be cancelled after one season and would it only appear on cable?

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

NYPD Huge? :tongue:
Diagnosis Hung

 

[lafever]

(Pecker )Your observation as to meathead in the show All in the family is not only clever but witty as well. That was my first big smile of the day, thank you.:smile:


lafever

 

[arliss]

lmaooo someone is resurrecting three year old threads..............

 

[submit452]

Dongtv?

 

[ManiacalMadMan]

lmaooo someone is resurrecting three year old threads..............

You taught us well:smile: I figured you could raise old ones then why not me? Serious I just was browsing I enter a word in the search and respond on what seems interesting I don't look at when it was last posted in.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Cock Size Investigation