LPSG Pantomime

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Drifterwood, Dec 21, 2007.

  1. Drifterwood

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    Auditions are being booked.

    Which part has your name on it?

    Dare you suggest a part for someone else?
     
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    I'd be Cinderella of course :) I'm not saying who I've earmarked for my ugly sisters.
     
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    I'll be the front end of the horse as long as I get to choose who's in back :biggrin:
     
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    I'd like to help the participants don and doff costumes.
     
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    The lovable chimney sweep. :wink:
    I even come with the accent.
     
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    I trust that you are working on the angle and force of your thrusts.

    I am typecast as the rear end again. :rolleyes:
     
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    Not likely, sunshine, I'd be scared to turn my back on you. :tongue:
     
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    HE'S BEHIND YOU !!!
     
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    OH NO HE ISN'T!!

    (did you predict that?)
     
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    Let me see....

    I would be the curtains, and I would open to show....

    -- Drifterwood playing his oboe

    -- Manly Bannisters swooning gracefully

    -- The Other MB (Mercurial Bliss) playing a guitar with no strings

    -- Osiris saving the day

    -- My game buddies are all dancing and laughing gleefully

    and I would mention a LOT of other people, but seriously, I'm supposed to be having sex right now....

    (curtains drop).... :tongue:
     
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    Fixed that for ya! :tongue:
     
  13. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Give me the role of Snoopy doing all the wise-ass animals in a Charlie Brown Christmas.
    I'll glady draw Hotmilf's curtains for her:biggrin:

    I'll help Manly Bannisters adjust her posterior problem:tongue:

    I'll keep a bullwhip & tazer ready for TK for her solo.:eek:uch:
     
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    #$*&*#($! MB, I'm outsmarted again! :tongue:

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    Ooooh, chuckie! I'm sure you have just the right rope! :biggrin1:

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    Problem is, DW, not many Americans know much about pantomimes.

    But now that I have time to properly answer -- and not currently being full of sake and, well, you know what -- I will endeavor to put on a better performance in THIS reply...

    Let's see.... I would be...

    -- The cow that gets traded for the big bean in Jacking the Beanstalk...

    -- The just-right seat in Goldiloves the Three Bears.

    -- One of those peculiar flying monkeys in The Wizard of Jiz

    But I'd never get the parts. I'm far too goofy looking! :biggrin1::tongue:
     
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    Does it have to be a fairy tale?

    If so, I can't think of any with parts perverted enough to suit me...:tongue:
     
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    I'll be the evil queen from Snow White.
     
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    Ah yes, HollyBlue, but in British Christmas pantomimes, the fairy tales are all turned upside down with lots of sexual innuendo and fun...

    You could be the WICKED Witch of the West! :tongue:
     
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    Aw, who're you kidding there, Holly? We'll just get you your tinkerbell outfit all ready for you.
     
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    I want to be Pinocchio,I guess ManlyBanisters wouldn't want me to tell a lie in that horse costume !
     
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    Ooo, I dunno... :redface::biggrin1:
     
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