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There might be a similar thread already, but whatever. I was browsing the forum and it made me think about the little pieces of idiocy that seem to reoccur all the time on LPSG. I haven't been extremely active in the past year or so, so I might not be completely up to date, but I suspect that these things never change. I'm interested in hearing you guys name some of the recurring things on LPSG that annoy you the most. Here are some of the ones that annoy me the most:
When people compare sexual intercourse to childbirth - how so many men seem to have the idea that a penis can't ever be too big for any woman so long as it doesn't surpass an infant in size is truly baffling. Who told these dumb people that childbirth is an uncomplicated, painless experience?
Beta-anything and PUA-lingo in general - I said it once and I'll say it again: Every time some moron uses the term "beta male" or "alpha male", an innocent baby dies. So stop saying it. How did this shit become so prevalent in society?
People arguing passionately and aggressively over the exact size on some stangers' penis - I know it's the wrong place to complain about this, but come on... Is this what the world has come to? Please take that passion and go cure a disease or stop a war or something.
Straight men vehemently fighting to define what straightness means - so so some people have a perception of sexuality that doesn't match yours. Get over it. It does not mean that you're being harassed. There's nothing to fight for.
Pathetically camouflaged wank bait topics - I'm completely fine with people trying to collect wank fodder, but at least put a little effort into it, for the love of God. Remember this: If you are sitting on some dumb chair with your penis in your hand, it's very likely that most people are smarter than you in that very moment. So when you're caressing your dumb penis with one hand and typing a post in which you're trying to manipulate people to say something that fits into your particular sexual fetish with the other, people are likely to see through your camouflage with relative ease. Then they'll say the exact opposite of what you wanted them to say, you will slowly become flaccid and then you'll whine about being mistreated in the very thread that was so cleverly designed to be your orgasmic victory. Meanwhile God will shed a tear as he looks down from the sky and considers whether it's time to put an end to his entire creation.
When people compare sexual intercourse to childbirth - how so many men seem to have the idea that a penis can't ever be too big for any woman so long as it doesn't surpass an infant in size is truly baffling. Who told these dumb people that childbirth is an uncomplicated, painless experience?
Beta-anything and PUA-lingo in general - I said it once and I'll say it again: Every time some moron uses the term "beta male" or "alpha male", an innocent baby dies. So stop saying it. How did this shit become so prevalent in society?
People arguing passionately and aggressively over the exact size on some stangers' penis - I know it's the wrong place to complain about this, but come on... Is this what the world has come to? Please take that passion and go cure a disease or stop a war or something.
Straight men vehemently fighting to define what straightness means - so so some people have a perception of sexuality that doesn't match yours. Get over it. It does not mean that you're being harassed. There's nothing to fight for.
Pathetically camouflaged wank bait topics - I'm completely fine with people trying to collect wank fodder, but at least put a little effort into it, for the love of God. Remember this: If you are sitting on some dumb chair with your penis in your hand, it's very likely that most people are smarter than you in that very moment. So when you're caressing your dumb penis with one hand and typing a post in which you're trying to manipulate people to say something that fits into your particular sexual fetish with the other, people are likely to see through your camouflage with relative ease. Then they'll say the exact opposite of what you wanted them to say, you will slowly become flaccid and then you'll whine about being mistreated in the very thread that was so cleverly designed to be your orgasmic victory. Meanwhile God will shed a tear as he looks down from the sky and considers whether it's time to put an end to his entire creation.
