URGENT BREAKING NEWS:
In a recent video released in the last hour by Al Jazeera Television Network, the terrorist known as ChicagoSam (seen in the photo below) has claimed that he has infiltrated the technology of LPSG causing numerous freezes and connection failures at various times of the day; disrupting not only the posting of the LPSG board in general but also shutting down LPSG chat on a continual basis. The FBI has verified the authenticity of the Al Jazeera tapes and there is considerable concern for the safety and well-being of LPSG members and the nation among the upper Administration.
Please check your computers for possible viruses as certain threads containing the phrases "f*ck you" or "f*ckt*rd" can lead to fatal errors in your PC equipment. As a preventative measure, posting something phuqqing phorcephul in
Phuq you, Phuqueur! will send a strong message to that phuqqing phuqueur to cease and desist in high expectations of restoring the peaceful equanimity that has always existed at LPSG.
President Bush, in his inestimable wisdom and also under the advisement of Dick Cheney, has declared a state of emergency for LPSG, the nation, and the world; and has raised the Homeland Security and Advisory System level from Elevated to really phuqqing High.
As Biguy2738 has previously stated: "We repeat, EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION at all times! This man is phuqqing dangerous!"
Please check back for further updates on this dangerous situation as the international hunt for the dastardly Chicagosam, LPSG terrorist at large, continues.
