LPSG Post-whore terrorist on the run!

[rawbone8]

Stockholm Syndrome ... so sexy.

You're sounding very much like Patty! :biggrin1:

(or do you prefer I should say in Symbionese: Tanya)

 

[biguy2738]

BREAKING NEWS:

Our Spam-Whoring Faction have been spotted at a nudist resort (sources are still trying to confirm which country they are in). True to form, ManlyBanisters was found keeping Lordpendragon on a short leash.

More information to follow...

 

[B_1GR8Fokker]

URGENT BREAKING NEWS:

Within the last hour, the Al Jazeera Television Network has been showing pictures of the dastardly ChicagoSam, his partner in crime Lord Pendragon, and their mutually shared whore in crime Manly Banisters revealing their Weapons of Mass Destruction (see pictures one and two below) at a Gala in honor of HRH the Queen. It was noted that this was the first time HRH the Queen has smiled in 50 years on the throne after a ten hour private audience with ChicagoSam and LordPendragon. Both men, exhausted, left with a smile on their faces and a new appreciation for the staying power of HRH the Queen. Prince Philip entertained Manly Banisters, who also displayed a huge smile on her face, while the Queen was otherwise engaged.

It has also been noted that the big phuqqueur, the phickle philandering but phaithphul FortiesFun (see third picture below), has joined the upper echelon of ChicagoSam's terrorist regime also revealing his terrifying Weapons of Mass Destruction. FBI Agent Onlow was left speechless before violating Phorties Phun phully with the capable assistance of Agent Biguy2738. FortiesFun later escaped only to be captured repeatedly at his insistence for further violation.

Please check back for further updates on this dangerous situation as the international hunt for the dastardly Chicagosam, LPSG terrorist at large, continues.

 

[dongalong]

BREAKING NEWS:

Our Spam-Whoring Faction have been spotted at a nudist resort (sources are still trying to confirm which country they are in). True to form, ManlyBanisters was found keeping Lordpendragon on a short leash.

More information to follow...

LMAO, that pic is hilarious and completely believable!:biggrin1:

 

[B_1GR8Fokker]

MORE URGENT BREAKING NEWS:

Within the last hour, the Al Jazeera Television Network has been showing pictures of Chicagosam's two new recently acquired henchmen, Matthew and NudeYorker, who have also coerced the fiendishly clever Rawbone into joining Chicagosam's jihad against LPSG. Al three men are currently recruiting and training powerful forces for the upcoming battle against the crippled site (see first picture below), and have also created a deceptive fundraiser that is claiming millions of dollars from the female, gay, and bi members of LPSG without their knowledge. (see picture two below).

It is reported that Madame Zora became so infuriated at Chicagosam's continual assault on LPSG that she spoke the forbidden word of power (see picture three below) causing an explosion the like of which has never been seen before. Even Big Dirigible bowed down in terror before her.

Please check back for further updates on this dangerous situation as the international hunt for the dastardly Chicagosam, LPSG terrorist at large, continues.

 

[fortiesfun]

It has also been noted that the big phuqqueur, the phickle philandering but phaithphul FortiesFun (see third picture below), has joined the upper echelon of ChicagoSam's terrorist regime also revealing his terrifying Weapons of Mass Destruction. FBI Agent Onlow was left speechless before violating Phorties Phun phully with the capable assistance of Agent Biguy2738. FortiesFun later escaped only to be captured repeatedly at his insistence for further violation

My assignment, as undercover double agent (Shhhh...don't tell) has been to infiltrate 1gr8, see if his code name is fitting (pun intended) and see how he is acquiring his information. Hard as it is, someone has got to do it.

 

[D_alex8]

Hard as it is, someone has got to do it.

Remind me precisely what it is that we're talking about.

 

[fortiesfun]

Remind me precisely what it is that we're talking about.

Sometimes it's easier to just show you. :wink:

 

[jeff black]

Sometimes it's easier to just show you. :wink:

Back off, get your own sandwich.

 

[biguy2738]

THIS JUST IN...

New evidence has just come in, revealing that thanks to the vigilance of of LPSG members, ChicagoSam's faction of post-whoring terrorists have been forced underground.

They are running out of money rapidly as they are in constant need of condoms. ChicagoSam has now resorted to becoming a male stripper in order to raise much needed funds. Be on the lookout.

Could it be that ManlyBanisters has willingly allowed herself to be captured, that she may be able to infiltrate the enemy, gather intelligence and use their sexual appetites against them? Has she falsely been mistaken to be part of the enemy?
Sh! Not too loud!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I wouldn't be so sure biguy - latest picture evidence supports ManlyBanisters as a key player in the Post Whore Faction.


[secret agent hacking Banisters' LPSG account, ssh]
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[biguy2738]

POST-WHORING TERRORIST UPDATE:

ChicagoSam and his faction of Post-Whoring Terrorists delivered the following message to the LPSG Anti-Terrorist Unit.

Some view it as a threat, others see it a sign of good things are to come. Only time will tell...

 

[fortiesfun]

Back off, get your own sandwich.

No need to get all possessive, sweet meat. You hold your own, and I don't mean you're a total wanker...

 

[B_1GR8Fokker]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Within the last hour, the Al Jazeera Television Network has received a response from ChicagoSam, LPSG terrorist at large (see first picture below), concerning the recent quote provided by double HH Agent FortiesFun "My assignment has been to infiltrate 1GR8fokker to see if his code name is fitting and see how he is acquiring his information. Hard as it is, someone has got to do it."

The dastardly Chicagosam (see second picture below) is reported to have placed 1GRFokker under his protection; and further claims that "the name is more than fitting" and that 1GR8Fokker, upon close personal scrutinization, is as "hard as can be and is extremely and highly skilled" according to his assistant terrorist whore-in-crime ManlyBanisters. "Her personal fact checking is ongoing and intense."

Please check back for further updates on this dangerous situation as the international hunt for the dastardly Chicagosam, LPSG terrorist at large, continues.

 

[rawbone8]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Within the last hour, the Al Jazeera Television Network has received a response from ChicagoSam, LPSG terrorist at large (see first picture below), concerning the recent quote provided by double HH Agent FortiesFun "My assignment has been to infiltrate 1GR8fokker to see if his code name is fitting and see how he is acquiring his information. Hard as it is, someone has got to do it."

The dastardly Chicagosam (see second picture below) is reported to have placed 1GRFokker under his protection; and further claims that "the name is more than fitting" and that 1GR8Fokker, upon close personal scrutinization, is as "hard as can be and is extremely and highly skilled."

Please check back for further updates on this dangerous situation as the international hunt for the dastardly Chicagosam, LPSG terrorist at large, continues.

Hmmm... that puts a new spin on "Go Fokk yourself!" doesn't it?

 

[B_1GR8Fokker]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

This just in. Within the last fifteen minutes, the Al Jazeera Television Network has received a response from double HH Agent FortiesFun (see first picture below) stating that after seeing photos of the recruits at ChicagoSam's terrorist training camp provided by Lord Pendragon and ManlyBanisters, he has decided to devote himself exclusively to servicing the troops (see pictures two through four below). It is not known whether FortiesFun will service all 11,000 of ChicagoSam's current troops by the time he makes 11,000 posts, but he has been reported to be making a highly concentrated effort...as hard as it is.

Please check back for further updates on this dangerous situation as the international hunt for the dastardly Chicagosam, LPSG terrorist at large, continues.

 

[B_1GR8Fokker]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

In a somewhat related story, President Bush, after being informed of further updates concerning ChicagoSam, becames so aroused at the pictorial display attached to recent updates that his high intellect and reasoning were abandoned in the pursuit of erotic indulgence (see picture below).

Please check back for further updates on this dangerous situation as the international hunt for the dastardly Chicagosam, LPSG terrorist at large, continues.

 

[fortiesfun]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Within the last hour, the Al Jazeera Television Network has received a response from ChicagoSam, LPSG terrorist at large (see first picture below), concerning the recent quote provided by double HH Agent FortiesFun "My assignment has been to infiltrate 1GR8fokker to see if his code name is fitting and see how he is acquiring his information. Hard as it is, someone has got to do it."

However possible, please convey to ChicagoSam that his coded message :wink: :wink: came through. I will "communicate" :wink: :wink: further in our "usual" way.

Hmmm... that puts a new spin on "Go Fokk yourself!" doesn't it?

You mean... Oh.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

THIS JUST IN:

ChicagoSam and LordPendragon have been spotted planting (suicide) bombs in YOUR home town!!
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[nudeyorker]

I've had to take a break, and get back to fighting crime and keeping Gotham city safe for all. But my car broke down on the way back to the city from upstate where the hidden training camp is ( a small town not far from Woodstock)Just waiting for AAA befoe I head back to Campsam!