LPSG Post-whore terrorist on the run!

[ManlyBanisters]

ManlyBanisters Searches For 1GR8Fokker a.k.a. Mike Hunt, and Dan Gray

Newly revealed LPSG Agent MEDUSA demands: “Where is Mike Hunt? Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt?”

It was revealed today that the recently assassinated ChicagoSam, the alleged LPSG terrorist, did not suffer from multiple personality disorder, but was working from a shared computer and I.P. address along with Agents Mike Hunt and Dan Gray at the time he was brutally assassinated by an unknown LPSG agent known as MEDUSA. It has been reported, but unconfirmed, that Dr. Banisters has received new and disturbing information concerning the death of ChicagoSam from Agents Hunt and Gray who, while initially placed in protective custody, have since escaped and are at large. They have indicated a third person, Jack Hoff discovered in ChicagoSam’s diary, as being a witness to the death of ChicagoSam. Agent Hunt and Gray are desperately trying to find Hoff before MEDUSA does. There is an ongoing feeling that ChicagoSam may have been unjustly murdered.

The mysterious LPSG Agent MEDUSA was unknown prior to the assassination of ChicagoSam and images are rare. A picture of MEDUSA captured prior to the assassination was discovered on security cameras in Camp Sam (see picture). It is of great concern to Dr. Banisters that misleading information concerning Sam and his death be contained until all the facts are known. She warns everyone that MEDUSA may be dangerous.

Newly released was a statement from Camp Sam that ChicagoSam was buried last week in an undisclosed location with ManlyBanisters and Lordpendragon in attendance (see picture). The grave was marked simply with a stone reading “Hic Lacet ChicagoSam Quondam Rexque Futuris.” Lordpendragon has since disappeared and is assumed in hiding under personal danger from MEDUSA.

There was also a recent unconfirmed report that a man fitting Lordpendragon’s description was seen leaving Camp Sam with a man on a gurney attended by a medical staff.

Check back for further reports on the 'death' of ChicagoSam.

 

[nudeyorker]

I just discovered the real reason behind ManlyBanisters recent, crazy, drunken behaviour!!!


No need to be jealous MB, they were only comparing, I know for certain that they are just good friends!!!!

OMG LordP...those pills are making you bigger... I scoffed when I read your post in making it bigger...I am awed and humbled?

 

[biguy2738]

COULD IT BE A COINCIDENCE?

Could it be that the the disappearances of Mike Rotch and Mike Hunt in such a short space of time is too much of coincidence?
What is the meaning of all of this? Who the hell is this secretive Medusa? What the hell is Dr Banisters up to (and what's up with Mr. Manly)?
The questions are mounting, yet the answers remain few.

Authorities allege that there is a possibility that Mike Rotch has been a double agent all along and that Mike Hunt as well as Jack Hoff are his aliases. They say that the evidence that they have accumulated thus far is damning and as we speak Mike Rotch a.k.a. Mike Hunt a.k.a. Jack Hoff has joined his wife, Prof. I. P. Knightley at Camp Sam, but is however Dr. Banisters' and Mr. Manly's playmate (see picture below).

Mike Rotch/Hunt is apparently suffering from a bad case of flatulence but authorities are confident that they they are in the process of picking up his scent.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

MEDUSA Proclaims ChicagoSam Antichrist

In a stunning event today, a news conference was called by the recently revealed LPSG Agent MEDUSA. While there is still not much known about MEDUSA, MEDUSA is known to be the assassin of ChicagoSam when he was brutally terminated on Saturday, June 16th. Speaking to a large news gathering in the LPSG compound, MEDUSA (see picture) appeared dressed in robes and a veil - a beatific vision in pure white bearing a frightening resemblance to Ann Coulter. It has been reported that the veil must always be worn when MEDUSA is in public or those that see MEDUSA will become hard like stone, and not in a good way. MEDUSA is a hermaphrodite. In a prepared speech, MEDUSA stressed once again the importance to find Camp Sam Agent Mike Hunt. "Mike Hunt", MEDUSA revealed, "is a menace to society and must be eliminated. Mike Hunt is vile and rancid. We must all work together to search and sniiff out Mike Hunt. We can wipe out and lick Mike Hunt. We must take every opportunity to aggressively go down on Mike Hunt. The world wants and must have Mike Hunt."

There is an unconfirmed report that every male news reporter present stepped back prior to communal vomiting.

After speaking on the subject of Mike Hunt, and the the further need to find Dan Gray and Jack Hoff; MEDUSA, holding a copy of the Kryw Sibl and the Malleus Maleficarum, spoke in an impassioned trance-like quality and uncontrolled megalomaniac fervor on the subject of ChicagoSam:
"The Antichrist has been annihilated,
Thirteen months his reign has lasted.
The Unbelievers, his coven of followers, will soon be dead, captive, or exiled;
With blood, human bodies, water and red hail covering the earth."

MEDUSA further proclaimed, "The Unholy Trinity known as Chicagosam (see picture) has committed grievous iniquities against the sacred institution known as LPSG. Be warned all who hear me, I have the goods on that phuqqing phuqueur and all of his phuqqing phollowers!" In a, some say, McCarthyist manner, MEDUSA brandished a document that no one was allowed to see claiming that it was a list of all of ChicagoSam’s transgressions and those of his followers. "Followers of Sam, if you had but listened to me and guided him from his evil ways, ChicagoSam might have been restored to the righteousness which only my spiritual leadership can provide." MEDUSA further claimed that all the evil in the world was the work of ChicagoSam. "The Antichrist is dead at my hand. ChicagoSam has been anihiliated. Forget him and follow me." At which point, MEDUSA left the podium to silence from the room of stunned reporters. One news reporter was quoted as saying, "Which is the greater evil?" He was bannished immediately.

In a related story, on the Isle of Avalon, a man rumored to be Lord Pendragon arrived with three women attending to an injured man on a gurney (see picture).

Check back for further updates on the 'death' of ChicagoSam (Antichrist?).

 

[Drifterwood]

Latest Intel - targets known to have new tags - Isaac, repeat, Isaac Hunt.

 

[basketbulge]

Um, ManlyBanisters, shouldn't you be leading ChicagoSam phollowers in the crusade against LPSG Agent MEDUSA, instead of leading us into temptation in that slutty pink dress?! And who is that fuzzy dick you're with anyway?

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Um, ManlyBanisters, shouldn't you be leading ChicagoSam phollowers in the crusade against LPSG Agent MEDUSA, instead of leading us into temptation in that slutty pink dress?! And who is that fuzzy dick you're with anyway?

Whoops! Caught... That's LPD, when he hasn't had a shave...

 

[ManlyBanisters]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Stunning news has surfaced that the alleged LPSG terrorist ChicagoSam is very much alive and has already been in contact with his followers. It is rumored that he has already returned to LPSG under a new undisclosed persona and his followers have received Private Messages, voice waves, or have seen him in person. There is general rejoicing in Camp Sam. The Prophecy has been fulfilled (see Alive): "Hic Lacet ChicagoSam Quondam Rexque Futuris!"

After the failed assassination attempt by LPSG Agent MEDUSA, faithful friend Lord Pendragon with the assistance of 1GR8Fokker (Mike Hunt), Dan Gray, and Jack Hoff, quietly took ChicagoSam's wounded body to the Isle of Avalon where Dr. Banisters and three other unknown women intensely attended to ChicagoSam. Upon the third day, ChicagoSam's body miraculously healed during a stunning astrological allignment (see LunarAllignment). Dr. Banisters claimed to have seen an explosion of light and Sam emerged erect and fully restored thanks to the skilled ministration of the women, Banisters herself providing special 'medication' to the injured Sam (see Ministering).

It is also reported that upon hearing the news that ChicagoSam was alive, MEDUSA (see MEDUSARants) flew into a rage declaring the need for the Act of Unquestioned Allegiance to be passed immediately in order to be able to monitor all LPSG accounts without permission. Unconscionable demands for millions of dollars to fund an unnecessary open war against ChicagoSam, along with a bill that would bar illegal banned members to cross the I.P. borders were made. MEDUSA's approval rating dropped to 30 percent. The LPSG membership began to talk impeachment, while rumors that MEDUSA was really the Antichrist began to circulate.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING
In a related story, Lord Pendragon in gratitude serviced all the women who had restored ChicagoSam to health. Dr.Banisters serviced all the men (see DocBanisters)
Further updates concerning the ressurrection of ChicagoSam will be forthcoming (while everyone at Camp Sam is cumming).

 

[ManlyBanisters]

A LULL FALLS OVER CAMP SAM:

It seems that the LPSG Post Whore Terrorist Faction have fallen off the radar since Sam's miraculous return. However one source in the Camp says that Sam is biding his time, saving his strength for the upcoming struggle with MEDUSA. The same source said "Sam has changed, he no longer attends the Faction orgies and has been seen berrating Banisters and Pendragon for their headonism!" A truly strange turn of events.

But for other faction members life goes on as normal - at the last week's "What the Fuck it's the Forth!" pool party Sam's faithful followers were disappointed when he stopped in only briefy to say a few words and then left. The party was a great success - however, there was some frantic rustling in the bushes than no one could explain. (see picture)

More as we get it.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

MEDUSA Revealed
A stunning glimpse of LPSG Agent MEDUSA was released today shocking the world at large. Found in the hands of a paparazzo who had turned to stone, the film was developed offering the first safe glimpse of the now failed assassin of ChicagoSam (see MEDUSARevealed). On the 4th of July it was reported that ChicagoSam, previously thought dead, was very much alive and had already infiltrated LPSG under the cover of a new persona.
MEDUSA, in an attempt to restore her image after recent rumors that she is allegedly the Antichrist, appeared once again in a news conference. Speaking to the crowd passionately, once again in beatific white robes, she asserted with authority "If we lighten up on our bursts of substance, "then the terrorists win". If we don't counter the "counters" with content, and don't shun the "Shit and Shaving" with sharpness, and pursue the "Pussy Spankers" with severe punitive action, then we've given up, and willingly turned it over to ChicagoSam and his ilk." The crowd was heard to be coughing and muttering an almost indiscernible expression sounding like "Glow, Bob. Glow, Bob." When asked what her policy would be for the followers of ChicagoSam when caught, she magnanimously replied "Everybody is susceptible to taking a swipe at another for a perceived slight but it's disappointing to see it dragged out to the point where fences can't be mended." A reporter then asked if that would also apply to Chicagosam. She became furious, exploded, and proclaimed "not a man of his character. No forgiveness for that phuqqing phuqeuer!" The audience was stunned and silent. In response to the reporter’s question someone was heard to say "Looks like it's damn near time to Vote Somebody Off the Island." The crowd was heard to cough again muttering another seeming vile expletive sounding like "full bit" and "hippo writ."

It was noted that during the news conference, MEDUSA's security staff did not stand behind her. When asked why, her chief of security - a former military man - said that no one will stand behind her or walk behind her. "You don't want to be down wind of MEDUSA as she lives on burritos and refried beans, and has gas in greater supply than the Arab nations. When she walks to the stage, every step is punctuated by explosive flatulence. Many times she has bent over and has left our eyes watering, and knocked us over as she breaks wind. The only visual warning we get is when she wears her robes. They balloon outward before that massive fart cloud rises and envelops us. That was not thunder you were hearing during her speech when she exploded about ChicagoSam. That was nuclear fart the size of China (see MEDUSAFarts). And when she is silent and deadly, thank God, her ankles swell in her pantyhose allowing enough time to run for cover."

After speaking to the head of LPSG security, all the site security men (see MEDUSASecurity) got together afterwards for an online session of flirting and stroking off after they called their wives and girlfriends.

Check back for further developments in the continuing story of ChicagoSam, alleged terrorist at large.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Camp Sam Gearing Up for Military Action Against MEDUSA

ChicagoSam appeared on the cover of Playgirl this week with a full pictorial spread, centerfold, and an in-depth article covering the recent events and actions taken against him by MEDUSA (See CSPLaygirl). He is positive that the truth will come out about MEDUSA and that MEDUSA will be removed from power and MEDUSA's reign of terror ended.

Meanwhile, ChicagoSam's relationship with Dr.Banisters, that had become strained in the uncertainty of his death, is hourly being repaired much to her satisfaction (see SamAndBanisters). Lordpendragon was quoted as saying "she is an insatiable and overly horny minx and we are damn glad to have her, and we have her a lot."

Recruits are pouring into Camp Sam in droves from LPSG in reaction to the questionable leadership of MEDUSA. Lord Pendragon, Chicago Sam’s second in command, and ChicagoSam have been personally interviewing, initiating, and inseminating (information to) the willing female recruits that are piling up waiting to receive stiff input from ChicagoSam and Lord Pendragon (see FemaleRecruits).

It has also been announced by ChicagoSam that BasketBulge (see CampSamMtg) has joined the staff and will be training and inserting what he has to offer to the new male recruits. ChicagoSam says that Basketbulge is "a stiff and hard man, but that a hard man is always good to find." Double HH Agent FortiesFun and Agent BiGuy2738 continue with the staff in personal hands-on one on one training for the male corps. Agent Onslow was gang banged much to his delight and was heard to say numerous times "Please, Sir, may I have another?"

Check back for further developments in the continuing story of ChicagoSam, alleged terrorist at large.

 

[biguy2738]

THE POST-WHORE HAS BEGUN!!!​

LPSG Special Agents have confirmed that the once erect but newly risen ChicagoSam along with his sidekick, Dr. Banisters/Mr. Manly are behind the spate of recent site instability.

Apparently the thread titled: "Large Cock Blowjob Techniques" was secretly wired to nuclear whore-heads. Once the first response was posted, as ChicagoSam put it, "now the members have bitten off more than they can chew..." Dr. Banisters' response was, "yep, Sammy Baby, that is quite a mouthful." (See "Nuclear whorefare). They then proceeded to dine on footlong hotdogs...what's up with that?

Members are encouraged to post with caution as no one is the wiser as to which threads have been booby trapped and which ones can quite literally, end up being a pain in the ass.



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