LPSG Procrastination

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rob_just_rob said:
So how was the movie?

I think the review should also carry a warning about Eartha Kitt's "voice-only rôle" in the movie, though, which consists of about 30 seconds of vocal growls and somebody playing her 50s hit "Uska Dara" in the background of one scene.

I love bad movies... but this one was worse than that. :rolleyes:
 

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alex8 said:
I think the review should also carry a warning about Eartha Kitt's "voice-only rôle" in the movie, though, which consists of about 30 seconds of vocal growls and somebody playing her 50s hit "Uska Dara" in the background of one scene.

I love bad movies... but this one was worse than that. :rolleyes:

MST3K material..??
 

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Hatched69 said:
MST3K material..??

Insomniacs Anonymous material. :rolleyes:

MST3K usually picks on movies that already have an entertainment value, and as such, shouldn't be considered "bad" at all... and generally their lack of artistic and aesthetic finesse is already quite endearing.

Then there are the movies in this world that are just dull. And they're beyond MST3Kability, beyond salvation.
 

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Pecker said:
I should be surfing the net for porn but I'm afraid something salicious might happen at LPSG while I'm gone.
SERIOUSLY!!! You're posts should come with a warning! I just spit coffee all over my laptop when I read that. :biggrin1:

OK, OK, so I'm easily amused.
 

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chicagosam said:
Getting ready to direct three shows and a long year of teaching. That, or getting laid! I think the latter rather than the former.

Tsk, being at LPSG is better than getting laid*.












* disclaimer: this may not actually be true.
 

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alex8 said:
Insomniacs Anonymous material. :rolleyes:

MST3K usually picks on movies that already have an entertainment value, and as such, shouldn't be considered "bad" at all... and generally their lack of artistic and aesthetic finesse is already quite endearing.

Then there are the movies in this world that are just dull. And they're beyond MST3Kability, beyond salvation.

I see. This must rank amongst the lines of "Ishtar", then.... That one caused tears of anguish to fall from a man I'd never seen cry before.:cool:
 

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alex8 said:
I think the review should also carry a warning about Eartha Kitt's "voice-only rôle" in the movie, though, which consists of about 30 seconds of vocal growls and somebody playing her 50s hit "Uska Dara" in the background of one scene.

I love bad movies... but this one was worse than that. :rolleyes:
WAIT!!!

:eek: Did YOU just type a word without using the proper diacritics??? :eek: :tongue:

I have to self-correct a previous post here. While she sings it as "Uşka Dara", and it's commonly written as "Uska Dara," it's actually Üsküdar'a (no "ş") . My Turkish grammar sucks, since I only took one term of it, and it was 5 years ago, but I'm assuming the " 'a" on the end is the contracted "da" locative suffix (making it, "In Üsküdar...). Üsküdar being just outside of İstanbul, on the Asian side. Her title actually comes from the first word in the song, Kâtibim, a well-known Turkish folk song.
 

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novice_btm said:
WAIT!!!

:eek: Did YOU just type a word without using the proper diacritics??? :eek: :tongue:

Yes, I did. I have a lawyer in Santa Monica in case you feel the need to sue. :tongue: :heart:
 

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novice_btm said:
Really? In Sa Mo? Is he cute? :tongue:
A bit bushy in the beard department, and a little hyperactive in a "the call is coming from inside the house" kinda way.
But if that rings your bell, then...

ding-a-ling-a-novice :rolleyes:
 

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1. Iron some shirts
2. Wash a car
3. Clean my balcony, especially the pigeon droppings
4. Call for hotel reservations for first week end in Oct
5. Go pick up my mail from mail box
6. Water a house plant
7. Call a friend for dinner date
8. Perform jelqing exercises on my stuff

. . . . So easy to procrastinate when you're having fun!
 

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novice_btm said:
I thought it was Dec. 21, 2012 (according to the Mayans' fastidious time-keeping, anyway, and also 2012, but date not given, according to the "Bible code" thingy)?

A woman on a cross-country coach once assured me it was 23rd December 2028, and frankly, I believed her, if only due to her slightly disarming hairstyle and leer. :rolleyes:
 

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alex8 said:
A woman on a cross-country coach once assured me it was 23rd December 2028, and frankly, I believed her, if only due to her slightly disarming hairstyle and leer. :rolleyes:
Hmm, perhaps, but don't even get me started on the Prophesy of Malachai chiming in on the action! :eek: