I can play NTSC beta and vhs tape, PAL beta and vhs tape, SECAM beta and vhs tape, any region of DVD, laserdiscs, or 8mm, 9.5mm, 16mm, 28.5mm and 35mm film.
Trust me, I have to give in and watch it.
I can almost hear it calling to me already...
http://imdb.com/title/tt0093741/