lpsg shop

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  1. BigA

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    LPSG t-shirts were mentioned in another thread. That's obviously a good idea. Would be great to wear for most occasions. But I say why stop there. Hats and visors would be nice, as well as underwear for that special surprise. You could sell adult toys, those XXL condoms you can't find anywhere else. Glassware would be great for dinner parties. There are so many possibilities...
     
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    Don't forget the LPSG penis-shaped tie.

    Extra long, of course.
     
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    Like maybe ammunition boxes. One does grow weary of gun-control freaks insisting that some of us must be "compensating" for something. Same deal for motorcycle parts and accessories, I suppose.
     
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    Being serious for a minute. I think a t-shirt would be a great idea for Rob e to raise money to help run the site. If he could make a buck or too for himself that would be great. He puts in a lot of hours on this site I think people would buy the t- shirts...........:cool: I know i would
     
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    You could have custom made squirt guns made from other members members
     
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    collectible figurines of your favorite posters, lifesize crotchal organs included(naturally)
     
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    Ahh yes, a mold of members' members, lol, would be sick. And bobbleheads but where the penis is enlarged and bobbles instead of the head
     
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    Don't forget the Quercusone dildos.

    I'm gonna get me two of them.:yumyum:

    :27:
     
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    Lpsg on a pair of gloves..

    Use for the support of our members members
     
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    How about a phallus shaped thermos?
     
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    I just realized, these would make excellent gifts as well
     
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    I envision something tasteful and discreet:

    T-shirts with LPSG.ORG on the cuff and the word, "member", on the other. Something someone who was checking you out would notice, but not necessarily the casual observer. Polos, particularly-tailored jeans, sneakers, underwear (think of the LPSG logo like the old Dior labels, interlocking in a cool pattern). Then maybe a separate line of party wear....

    My mind just boggles.
     
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    LPSG should first do a hostile buyout of Big Johnson.
     
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    I'd suggest ammo-pouch style condom bags, licence plate frames, the tie Pecker had already suggested. And maybe a few gizmos for the ladies too, like the LPSG(tm) lookalike vibrator, of course in the XXL/XW size. "Size Connoisseur" tops and bikinis. Or we should distribute cellphone ring tones, customized along the sounds that would be expected from a LPSG member bedroom.
     
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    Yeah, I brought that up 'cause someone once asked me to model for a dildo, to offer people ... uh ... natural feel with generous dimensions. Have thought about pursuing it myself as I do a couple of other online businesses.
     
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