LPSG Should be LPSAP

[tallguypns]

And who in the name of all fuck gave you permission to bring bona fide (bone for Fido?) humor onto this thread?

As usual, I didn't wait for permission. I officially surrender myself for penalties.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

And some of our members have actually used their huge cocks as ski poles to save their father-in-laws' lives. Really, I read it on the interweb.

Every winter they use mine as a lighthouse.

 

[SpeedoGuy]

<---- Can measure the depth of deep (and even cold, deep) rivers.

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

<-----has an even larger ogan than the one in his pants. It's called a brain.:tongue:

 

[rob_just_rob]

<-----has an even larger ogan than the one in his pants. It's called a brain.:tongue:

Mine are exactly the same size. That's a bit of a riddle.

 

[D_alex8]

Mine are exactly the same size. That's a bit of a riddle.

Are they both grey and lumpy as well?

 

[rob_just_rob]

Pink.

And lumpy in the mornings, especially.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Why do people refer to the penis as an organ?!

 

[MajorBob]

I am looking for a smiley face with "Tongue in cheek" to put on my next thread!
This one ended "FOOT in Mouth Smileyat:

 

[JonahFalcon]

<-----has an even larger ogan than the one in his pants. It's called a brain.:tongue:

What's an ogan?

 

[RideRocket]

Why do people refer to the penis as an organ?!

Because some people like to play it like other musical instruments (like the skin flute).

Which would you rather have? 'Two-lips' on your organ or a rose on your piano?

 

[D_alex8]

What's an ogan?

Ask a silly question, and I'm bound to provide an answer --->

http://www.folkart.com/voodooshop/glossary.htm#O

 

[Matthew]

And now, for my next thread, why LPSG should really be LPSMFBYOBG.