After hours of fruitless searching for the link where the wife & I could buy some LPSG hats, t-shirts & bumper stickers, I was struck with the realization that perhaps they just hadn't come up with a good slogan for such items. Thus, I thought we might be able to offer some suggestions. Here's the first one I came up with... "I got a bigger penis at LPSG.org!" ...then, in small print at the bottom... "Literally thousands to choose from!" ...anyone got any others?