LPSG Slogans

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  1. Reese

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    After hours of fruitless searching for the link where the wife & I could buy some LPSG hats, t-shirts & bumper stickers, I was struck with the realization that perhaps they just hadn't come up with a good slogan for such items. Thus, I thought we might be able to offer some suggestions.

    Here's the first one I came up with...

    "I got a bigger penis at LPSG.org!"

    ...then, in small print at the bottom...

    "Literally thousands to choose from!"

    ...anyone got any others?
     
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    MEMBER
    IN GOOD
    STANDING.


    www.lspg.org



     
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    SIZE MATTERS?
    Find out at LPSG.org​
     
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    OBJECTS IN
    MONITOR MAY
    BE SMALLER
    THAN THEY
    APPEAR.


    www.lspg.org
     
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    MIRROR
    SIGNAL
    MANIPULATE
    LPSG.org
     
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    SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT LPSG
    MAKES ONE WEAK
     
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    OUR MEMBERSHIP IS
    HUGE

    lpsg.org
     
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    INTERNATIONAL
    ENDOWMENT
    FOR THE HARDS
    .

    www.lspg.org
     
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    HARD UP?
    DON'T BE SELFISH
    SHARE IT
    LPSG.org
     
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    WHO NEEDS BRAINS
    WHEN YOU HAVE A BIG DICK

    lpsg.org
     
  11. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    ups Isn't
    the Only Ones
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    packages
    here At Lpsg.


    we've Got More Support For Big Penises Here
    than A Jock Strap Test Room.
    lpsg.org
     
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    I'M NOT ON VIAGRA
    BUT THANKS FOR ASKING

    lpsg.org
     
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    HOW DO YOU MEASURE UP?

    LPSG.ORG

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    ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH?

    LPSG.ORG

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    GOT WHAT IT TAKES?

    LPSG. ORG

    :wink: ​
     
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    LIKE MY BULGE?
    Then you'll like
    LPSG.ORG
     
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    THIS IS THE ONE PLACE WHERE YOU KNOW THE REAL MEASURE OF A MAN.

    LPSG.ORG
     
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    The Website Responsible For
    Turning The Tide On
    Vegetarianism
    Worldwide:

    LPSG.ORG
     
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    HEY BIG MOUTH!
    LPSG.ORG
    NEEDS YOU
     
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    BIGGUS DICKUS
    FOUNDER MEMBER
    LPSG.org
     
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    SIZE QUEEN PARADISE
    lpsg.org
     
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    NOT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL
    (THANK GOD!)

    lpsg.org

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    THERE ARE 3 SIZES IN THE WORLD:
    SMALL, MEDIUM, and
    LPSG-MEMBER!

    lpsg.org
     
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