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Matthew said:
OK, I have to vote for Lion's last one, not just because it's freaking hysterical but because LPSG needs a loooooooooooong slogan.
*DEEP BREATH*

• alabama black snake • anaconda • ankle spanker • anteater • ass banjo • ass bonger • ass plower • aviation dive sack • baby-maker • baloney • beau • beaver buster • beaver cleaver • beef bayonet • beef stick • beef torpedo • beer can • beer keg • bell tower • big ben • big kahoona • bipper • bird • bishop in a turtleneck • bitchsplitter • blue-veined custard chucker • bobby • bod-rod • boink swatter • bologna pony • bone • boner • bottom beater • boy's best friend • bratwurst • bunker buster • cack • captain cook • captain hook • captain kid • captain kirk • captain penis • captain picard • captain planet • captain slappy • captain titanic • captain winky • card shuffler • center pole • cervix slammer • Chachi • cheese farm • cheese maker • cherry popper • chode • chromosome snake • chub • clit tickler • clyde • coat hanger • cobra • cock rocket • cock • cod • colin • colonel • corncob • corn dog • crank • cranny ax • cream filled sausage • creamsicle • cuddly little buddy • cum crank • cum gun • cum pole • cunt buster • cunt poker • cunt pounder • cunt ripper • cunt thumper • cyclops • dangle • daniel • dank • denture cleaner • derek • devirginator • diamond cutter • dick • dickie • ding-a-ling • ding-ding • ding-dong • dinger • dingus • dink • dinky • dipstick • dirt rocket • dirt stick • dirty D • dode • dog • doink • dong • donger • donkeycock • donkeydick • doodle-dandy • doodle • doomhammer • dork • dragon • drill • driller • drum stick • drunk girls' breathalizer • dude piston • egg roll • eiffel tower • elastic warrior • elvis • eleventh finger • endowment • engine clanker • equipment • fang • fatboy slim • father christmas • ferret • finger of love • fire hose • firehose • fireman • first penis • fishing rod • flagpole • flesh rocket • fuck rod • fuck stick • fucker • fucking udder • fuckstick • fun gun • gadget • General • gherkin • giggle stick • gir • goliath • gong • goob • goober • Governor • graduated cylinder • granny smasher • guided muscle • gut wrench • guy's best friend • hammer • hangdown • hanging johnny • happiness • happy place • hardy boy • hawg • heat seeker • heat-seeking missile • hog • hoo hoo dilly • hooded warrior • horsecock • horsedick • hose • hot dog • human horn • Hump Master 3000 • impregnator • inseminator • j-bar • jabba • jack the ripper • jackhammer • jade phoenix • jawbreaker • jelly roll • jimbrowski • jimmy • jizz cannon • jizzer • john thomas • john • johnson • joystick • junk • khaaaan • kickstand • kidney cracker • kidney sweeper • king crash • King Dong • king missile • kit-kat stick • knee knocker • knob • l'ock • lad • lance • langer • lap bone • lap rocket • lap taffy • leaning tower of pisa • leg wand • lightsaber • limecat • lingam • little bob • little elvis • little general • little head • little llamaguy • little willy • lizard • log • lollipop • long dong silver • long john silver • longfellow • love club • love fist • love gun • love length • love loaf • love missile • love monster • love muscle • love pump • love rocket • love sausage • love snake • love stick • love wand • lueshi • magic dragon • magic mushroom • magic stick • magic wand • main cable • main vein • maleness • manhood • manmeat • manroot • massiveness • matthew Smith • mayonaise cannon • meat missile • meat popsicle • meat puppet • meat saber • meat thermometer • meat wand • meat whistle • meat • member • mickey • micro mikey • middle leg • mini-me • missile • mister man • mister mushroom head • mister wobbly • mongoose • monkey • monster • mushroom head • mushroom stamp • mushroom stick • mutton • needle • nessie • nether rod • ninnyhammer • notary pubic • old boy • old fella • old feller • old fellow • old goob • old man • ole' one-eye • one-eyed jackhammer • one-eyed love musket • one-eyed monster • one-eyed python • one-eyed snake • one-eyed trouser-snake • one-eyed willie • one-eyed wonder weasel • oompa loompa • official pussy ripper • organ • Orochimaru • oscar meyer • palmer • panhandle • passion pole • pecker • pedro • pee-pee • pee-wee • peener • peep • peepee • peeper • pelir • pen • pen15 • pencil • penis • percy • peter • phallus • pickle • piece of pork • pink darth vader • pink pennywhistle • pink torpedo • pipe • pisser • piston • plank • pleasure rod • pleasure stick • pocker • pocket rocket • pole • pork flute • pork hammer • pork plow • pork steeple • pork sword • pounder • presidential staff • prick • princess sofia • princess • private dick • private johnson • probe • pud • pula • pudding slinger • purple fist • purple katana • purple-headed monster • purple-headed warrior • purple-headed womb broom • purple-helmet warrior • purple-helmeted warrior • pussy plower • python • quiver bone • rammer • ramrod • rape rod • rearpoker • red rocket • remington • remis • richard charles • robocock • rock monster • rocket • rocketrod • rod • rodeo cheeseburger • roger ramrod • rooster • roundhead • rumple foreskin • salami packer • salami • santa's little helper • saurons finger • sausage • scepter • schlinger • schlong • schlonger • schmuck • schnitzel • schooner • schtick • schwanger • schwanz • schwanzstucker • schwartz • scud missile • scud • scum shooter • search and rescue team • second neck • Severus Snape • sex driver • sex machine • sex pole • shaft • shalong • shlong • shmuck • short arm • shrimp tempura • simba • sixth finger • skin flute • slammer • slick willie • slim jim • slinky • shlong • smoked meat log • snack trays • snake • snopp • snuffaluffagus • spam dagger • spam • spanky • spoon wagon • Spunk cannon • staff • standing hampton • stanley, the power tool • steaming stalk • stick shift • stick • super mushroom • surprise sausage • sword • taco • tail • tallywhacker • tassle • thigh spreader • thigh stimulator • thing • third leg • thor's hammer • thumper • tiki god • t-gizz • tissemand • todger • tommo • tommy • tommyboy • tonk • tonsil tickler • tool • toot • tooth chipper • tootsie roll • toy • treff • tripod • trojan horse • trolley • trouser lizard • trouser snake • trouser trout • trouser weasel • true hero, the • trunk • tube snake • tube steak • tube • turkey neck • twanger • twat jockey • twig • twinkie • unit • v-rod • vagina ripper • vienna sausage • viper • virgin killer • vlad the impaler • voodoo stick • walking stick • wand • wang-dang doodle • wang-dang • wang • wanga • wanger • wango • wanker • wankie • war club • war hammer • warrior of love • weapon • weapon of ass destruction • wee-wee • weenie • weinie • wet willie • whang • whiz wand • whoopee stick • wick • wienie • wife poker • wife's best friend • willie • wing wang • wing wong • winkie • winston • wobbly • womb raider • wong • wooper • woopy stick • worm • XY stick • yard • yellowshirt • yingyang • yoda • yogurt gun • yogurt pump • yogurt slinger • yolder • yoni feeder • zipper trout.

FROM A TO Z.
THE FINAL WORD
ON DICK.

LPSG.com

( T-shirt available only in XXXL. )

* source Wikipedia
 
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rawbone8 said:

*DEEP BREATH*

• alabama black snake • anaconda • ankle spanker • anteater • ass banjo • ass bonger • ass plower • aviation dive sack • baby-maker • baloney • beau • beaver buster • beaver cleaver • beef bayonet • beef stick • beef torpedo • beer can • beer keg • bell t

FROM A TO Z.
THE FINAL WORD
ON DICK.

LSPG.com

( T-shirt available only in XXL. )

* source Wikipedia


MY god that is brilliant!! GIve this man a PRIZE!!!!
 

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I'm with
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Let me show you how to make it big

Ask how you can make it big in LPSG

Members Only ( - Admirers Welcome)

Please don't gag on our members

For the gay side of LPSG: LPSG Members Only, entrance in rear
 

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Pecker, my hero. I love your sense of humor!


Pecker for President!
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We've got the penis, now we just need shirts or bumper stickers or hats or SOMETHING...
 

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I actually thought of having several funny slogans for the logo that would rotate. Mine were simple:

LPSG: Just a Bunch of Dicks