LPSG Spotlight: Cigarbabe!

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CB!
Nudie!
What has been the highlight of your year?
Mr. Ed and I resolving our differences. My niece who is named after me :biggrin1: had a big ole' ten pound 17 ounce baby boy! I taught him to say "blah blah".Those were some of my highlights!
Are you coming to the next NY LPSG meeting?
I hope I'll be able to travel.
What is your favorite holiday?
All Hallows Eve
Do you make New Years resolutions?
No it's too easy to break them.
If so: Do you keep them?
N/A
How is Mr.ED?
Large and almost in charge.:biggrin1:
 
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The wonderful babe...
Backatcha' Jen!
I love how grounded you are and don't tolerate bullshit. You don't dish it, so you don't take it.
The same is true of you.:wink:
I have a very important question...

If we were to meet, would you let me lick your naughty jewelry?
Jen,I would give you my house if you come and lick these jeweled bits! :bj: Of course the answer is,come on down!:yumyum:
XOXO
XOXOXO
 

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Being a bit of a drama queen there deary (especially seeing as I made the same point already :rolleyes:)

Cigarbabe: Have you ever been arrested, and if so what for?
Oh sure you had to ask?
I was arrested around thanksgiving one year after my then married boyfriend beat up a guy who, broke into my fathers house and held me captive in daddies bedroom. The guy was the brother of a girl I danced with in Boston and I had previously let him give me a couple of rides home.There were never any ties between myself and him.
Meanwhile my 4 brothers kicked in the door and threw him out.
When Peter {bf} showed up later in the day for dinner with my family this guy "Neil" was still sitting on our doorstep crying saying "please come out M. I just want to talk to you." Peter asked me who is this jerk and do you want to talk to him? "No" I say and I explain what happened earlier in the house. Well because he tried to harm
me Peter whaled on him with a black jack until Neil was unrecognisable and a bloody pulpy mess. My brother "#3" called an ambulance and Peter left before the cops showed up. The next day the police issued a warrant for my arrest,I went to the station paid the bail and went back home. When the detectives interviewed me three days later they were pissed off that I wouldn't give them Peter's name, after all he was married by then and I wasn't going to jeopardize his marriage for this. I was held in jail for three days until court on Monday morning and charged with "Obstruction of Justice" and "attemped murder". It went to court Neil never told the police he broke in and when the judge heard the whole story he let me go . The end result was If I stayed out of trouble for six months I would have that charge erased. I did and they got rid of those charges.
Whew! Those were some of the "bad old days".
 

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I figured that you would be dating a guy who keeps a black jack with him for special purposes... yikes! :eek:

I am just blown away at all of these questions and answers... you really have taken the time to give detailed and thoughtful responses, it's like reading a wikipedia page on you... we could almost certainly make one now! lol!!!

That said...

I am gonna take the low road and ask you few nasty questions:

1). I would like to know when you first experienced the joys of vacuum pumping?

2a). I would also like to hear about your experience with the smallest penis?

2b). and also about your experience with the largest penis.
 

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Hey babe, I know you like old school rock like me. Name some of your favorite bands.
Wow! Now that will take hours to answer!
Here goes; Aretha Franklin,Chi Lites,Delphonics,Alberta Hunter,James Brown, The O'jays,Parliament,George Clinton
Ice Cube,Dr. Dre,Snoop Dog Queen Latifah,Tavares,Frank Zappa
& Mothers of Invention,Led Zeppelin,Pousette Dart Band,Fats Waller
Bunny Berrigan,Buddy Rich,Louis Prima & Keeley Smith but I hated her damned bangs:rolleyes: Count Basie,Duke Ellington,Cab CallowayMiles Davis,Jimmy Smith and Oscar Peterson and Macy Gray,Al Jolson,Yo
Yo Ma and of course Frank Sinatra, in no particular order. There are just too many. I like Opera,Classical,and Country in fact most music I like.
Mr. Snakey that was a tough question!
 

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Do you set off metal detectors at airports? :wink:
Ha not yet!

If so do you remove all your jewelry in front of everyone just to teach them a lesson? :eek::eek::eek:
No but I would if they asked me and Mr. Ed let me!

Pitbull: "Hey Cigarbabe - where do you keep your jewelry?"
Cigarbabe: "In my jewelry "box" of course." :tongue:
Your'e a funny guy Pitbull want to see into my "box"?:biggrin1: :tongue:
Or would you like to have "box" lunch with me?
xoxoxo
 

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Lady M.....

My signature "love is the slowest form of suicide" was what led you to contact me and a wonderful friendship ended up being the result of that first contact that you made (and I will always be grateful and enriched for knowing you, loving you and sharing with you).

As I've read through this thread, I am deeply moved and overwhelmed by the woman that you are and how you managed to overcome many challenges and difficulties as a victorious and admirable woman. I have the greatest of respect for you, not because of the woman that you are, but the woman that you have become because of your history. You are a diamond as as time progresses you shine more and more and your light shines as an inspiration and motivator for others.

To be able to stand by and bear witness to your inner beauty and strength *sigh* you bring tears of gratitude to my eyes.

I love you, M, I LOVE YOU!


Wisdom is the gift given to us after witnessing or enduring bad experiences...and you certainly are a wise woman, though I believe that to a large extent your wisdom hasn't been fully been "put to use" on this site. So my questions aren't going to revolve around you as a person etc., but rather to invite you to share your pearly words with us...

What advice would you give; if there was ever a thing that you'd like to impart as:

One human being to another;

One woman to another;

One bisexual person to another;

One mother to another;

and one child to another...

...what would it/they be? (You are welcome to answer this in any way that you deem fit...just as long as you know that I'm sitting at your feet and taking in every word that you say)

:kiss: THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU! :kiss:
 

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Sorry, cb - this isn't really the thread for this.



No one here is liked by everybody but you and mb are both far more well liked than not - the 'disliked' comment is bizarre and not the kind of thing I expect from you.

Anyway... get over it.

Cigarbabe: If you could only pick one book to read and reread for the rest of you life, what would it be?
The World According to Garp. I was laughing out loud on the train when I first read it and people were staring at me. Some laughing as they noticed which book I was yukking it up about!
Great Book!
 

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I figured that you would be dating a guy who keeps a black jack with him for special purposes... yikes! :eek:

I am just blown away at all of these questions and answers... you really have taken the time to give detailed and thoughtful responses, it's like reading a wikipedia page on you... we could almost certainly make one now! lol!!!
Aww Thanks Tripod!

That said...

I am gonna take the low road and ask you few nasty questions:

1). I would like to know when you first experienced the joys of vacuum pumping?
Well I only knew it existed when I met Mr. Ed 4 years ago. I decided I wanted to have two inch nipples lol so I bought Ed some new toys and a pussy pump and nipple tubes for me. yay! I have been pumping just 3 months I think.
2a). I would also like to hear about your experience with the smallest penis?
I used to live in Milwaukee which is where I met "Dean". He was a nice guy who trained Doberman's for guard work.I was only 18 then
ended up sleeping with him after shooting pool all night.I didn't really have much experience with guys but he absolutely had
smallest cock I'have ever seen to this day at only an 2 inches hard.
It's funny, we place such a high value on big dicks but this man was the gentlest,passionate and most caring of lovers. I never "came" before I slept with "Dean" so although he was the smallest,he was also my favorite and best lover.
2b). and also about your experience with the largest penis.[
Oy! I have a couple of largest but the most recent and largest
is a guy from Boston a nice red headed,freckled jewish man who was excellent marriage material! "M" has the biggest widest cock I have ever seen,both of my hands didn't even come close to surrounding it. He is so freakishly huge that he couldn't get it in
and he tried for hours. No mouth is made for a dick that wide.
I know people always exaggerate dick size here {supersize:tongue:}
but his dick was bigger than Mr. Ed's {9x6} and easily wider.
I say his dick is a true nine inches wide and nine and a half long
it looks kinda like a squarish tube. Massive!
 
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I want to thank all of you who gave your time to make this series so great
for myself and all who came before me.
I will still be answering question for who have them and I still haven't finished all of them yet.
Thank you everybody!

At this time I am going to turn the "Spotlight" over to;
:fest30: Manly Banisters come on down!
You know her, you love/hate her, but she is a true original and a funny lady
Plus I like her.:biggrin1:

My question to you is this, will you show me your naughty bits and can I take pictures for my collection?
 

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Lady M.....

My signature "love is the slowest form of suicide" was what led you to contact me and a wonderful friendship ended up being the result of that first contact that you made (and I will always be grateful and enriched for knowing you, loving you and sharing with you).

As I've read through this thread, I am deeply moved and overwhelmed by the woman that you are and how you managed to overcome many challenges and difficulties as a victorious and admirable woman. I have the greatest of respect for you, not because of the woman that you are, but the woman that you have become because of your history. You are a diamond as as time progresses you shine more and more and your light shines as an inspiration and motivator for others.

To be able to stand by and bear witness to your inner beauty and strength *sigh* you bring tears of gratitude to my eyes.

I love you, M, I LOVE YOU!


I am so overwhelmed by this gentle caring man.
I just don't have the words to express how good he makes me feel when I see that he's around and thinking of me.I love you more D.
I haved missed you sooo very much.
I am thrilled to see you here today, my friend.:07:
Wisdom is the gift given to us after witnessing or enduring bad experiences...and you certainly are a wise woman, though I believe that to a large extent your wisdom hasn't been fully been "put to use" on this site. So my questions aren't going to revolve around you as a person etc., but rather to invite you to share your pearly words with us...
I have been so blessed to have you as my friend.
I don't deserve you and I haven't been a very good friend not staying in touch with you these past months D.
I am ashamed.

What advice would you give; if there was ever a thing that you'd like to impart as:

One human being to another;
Stop killing and hating each other
because of percieved differences.
Please.


One woman to another;
Don't let anybody or anything keep you from accomplishing your dreams and desires for yourselves as women.


One bisexual person to another;
Forget about what other people or groups want you to be.
Just be.

One mother to another;
Raise your children well

and one child to another...
Don't have children so young when you are just children.

...what would it/they be? (You are welcome to answer this in any way that you deem fit...just as long as you know that I'm sitting at your feet and taking in every word that you say)


:kiss: THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU! :kiss:


:You_Rock_Emoticon: Thank you for being here for me. :love: :07:
many kisses to you :kiss:
 
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Your'e a funny guy Pitbull want to see into my "box"?:biggrin1: :tongue:
Or would you like to have "box" lunch with me?
xoxoxo

I think there are pictures of your box on the internet for all to see.

And as to that box lunch - I'm afraid that Mr. Ed could get upset and wack me with that big horse cock of his. :eek:
 

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I've got a question:

Was my bed comfortable enough for you?

And the above brought a tear to my eye. I'm such a sentimentalist...