LPSG Spotlight: Drifterwood

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  1. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Drifterwood is one of our peripatetic, um, members … as at home in a Kowloon opium den as in the most high-toned salons of London.

    Loves his tipple, loves his women, loves the 'good life' … but he’s a defender of the downtrodden too.

    He’s been around these precincts, under one ID or another, since summer of 2004.

    He’s always made friends easily, has been one of the more frank-talkin’ members, and has a knack of stating his piece with pith and wit and some crazy kind of Brit sleekness.

    (I notice that he seems to be completely impotent, though. Under ‘sexual orientation,’ he once wrote ‘no response,’ a tragedy in a man so young.)

    There’s something unshakable about ol’ Drifter.

    And he’s agreed to step into today’s LPSG Spotlight.

    It’s already 5 p.m. where he is, so there may be a late evening hiatus in his responses.

    So, Laaadies and Gentlemennn … tonight, on our stage, more or less alive, from … huh? London, Wales, somewhere in Britain … the intelligent, the controversial, the always witty and amusing … Drifter!!!

    Some openers:


    Where are you now, boi?
    Have you decided to follow the swallows to Africa this winter?
    Have you ever felt even a twinge of attraction towards a man? At Eton, say? You know, Evelyn Waugh stuff?
    Just exactly how do you earn your living? Does HMRC know?
    Do you speak Cymraeg?
    How did you find LPSG?
    How have your feelings about the site changed over time? How so?
    Do you belong to other boards?
    Soccer or rugby?
    When will hockey come to Wales?
    Is it true that you are the prime financial backer and the coach-behind-the-coach of the Derby County Football Club? (We believe you are.)
     
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    What is your current state of mind?
    Cathay Pacific or British Air?
    Have you ever been to the Oriental Hotel in Bangkok?
    What is you favorite thing about living in the country?
    Have you ever thought about settling down and moving to the suburbs?
    In your vast travels what place has captivated you the most?
    What qualities do you most admire in others?
    What is your favorite holiday?
    What is your favorite way to spend an evening? (besides the obvious!)
    Do you ever come to NYC?
    Will you really meet me in London for Fish and Chips?
    Have you read the book The Origin of the Consciousness of the Bicameral Mind?
    If you could give everyone at LPSG your best advice...what would it be?
     
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    Tell us about an adventure you haven't pursued - yet.

    What do you enjoy most in your life right now?

    What is a moment of perfect peace for you?

    What accomplishment are you most proud of?

    When are you going to finally employ my interior design services? :eek:
     
  4. Drifterwood

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    How do you split the quotes? This could take me all day :smile:
     
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    Tbh, I don't know you Drifterwood, so what would you tell me about yourself when we will meet each other?
     
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    Personally,I think you should just do what you did for Rubi.

    Btw, I'm pretty stoked you got picked. I've got a million questions for you.:biggrin1:

    1) What would you say is your greatest acheivement to date?
    2) Have you ever looked at your cock and thought, "Wow, that's too big"?
    3) Speaking of Rubi, do you always understand what he says?
    4) What's your favourite film?
    5) Are you still shoving icecubes under your foreskin?
    6) If you were sentenced to death and had a last request, what would it be?
    7) What are your opinions on the following things?:
    • potato chips
    • world peace
    • Great white sharks
    • Scented candles
    • Vibrators
    • Do it yourself books
    • LPSG
    8) Have you ever scubadived? If so, did you enjoy it?
    9) Do you have a greatest fear?
    10) Will the world ever run out of room?
    11) How many bedrooms do you have in your house?
    12) Are you travelling often?
    13) If you could take credit for inventing one thing, what would you choose and why?
    14) Tell us about a time in your life when you were truly embarassed.

    Not quite a million, but certainly more than some.
     
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    1. At what age did you discover you could breathe using just your ears?
    2. Did that make a profound change to your life's ambitions?
    3. Which Nobel Prize(s) would you have achieved by now, had you not been waylaid by muff?
     
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  8. Drifterwood

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    I may have to pop out for another bottle.
     
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    When are you going to employ mine? :tongue:
     
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    I know that it's been asked of you before--hundreds of times:

    How the hell do you pay the bills?

    I'm guessing that you own several antique shops or you are an importer/exporter of exotic goods. Until we get an answer, well continue to speculate.
     
  11. Drifterwood

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    I didn't ask you enough when I had the chance.
     
  12. Drifterwood

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    I'll pay, lunch at Aux Armes de Bruxelles.
     
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    One hopes you will pay when you come to Canada too.:smile::rolleyes:
     
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    Drifter - you big baxtard! :wink:

    If you were to suddenly fall off the wagon vis-a-vis religion which religion do you think you might go for? And why?

    If you had to shag Jeremy Clarkson or Jeffrey Archer or die would you choose poison or hanging? :biggrin:

    Best episode of Father Ted?

    Spaniels or collies?

    What event (in common knowledge terms, not in your personal life) in the last 30 years has stayed with you more than any other?

    Jeans or slacks?

    Acoustic or electric?

    One thing you feel you really must do before you die?

    American style coffee or French café?

    Nureyev and Fonteyn or Nureyev and Piggy? :rolleyes:

    Is it cold out there? :tongue:
     
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    Fellow welshman.....


    What is your favourite appliance in the kitchen?

    Duvet or sheets and blanket?

    Do you sleep well on airplanes? What do you do when you're awake on them?

    Did you ever have pics of you in your gallery? Has anyone from here ever seen you?

    Are you a good cook? What's your speciality?
     
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    When will you come to Boston and go diving in me?
    cigarbabe:saevil:
     
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    That is a deal! And I have to admit, I eat a lot! And by a lot, I mean a lot! :biggrin1:
     
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    Do you believe in the meaning of life and if so then how would you define the meaning of life?


    (and would you mind correctly punctuating my above question?)
     
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    I have adored DW ever since I noticed how unusually odd he was.
     
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