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How long did you have to practice to do the evil laugh in the 'LPSG Voices' thread? :p

I'd noticed the thread a couple of weeks before I posted on it, and most of that fortnight was spent perfecting that laugh, which I like to think of as a kind of Tallulah-Bankhead-meets-Wile-E.-Coyote experience. :rolleyes:
 

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headbang8 (purveyor of Hawaiian shirts to the gentry):

Just a quick note to say that I miss your regular contributions to this forum.
Thank you, kind sir. I ran so far away from this place for a while that it's taken some time to get back again. I only wish I had the kind of time available to ramble as much as I used to, although I seem to be doing quite well today. :rolleyes:

And to ask when we can have a coffee in Heidelberg?
You sent me a long PM about this just at one of those moments when I was heading off from this site for an extended period, and I fear (well, I know, in fact) that your PM must have been engulfed by the all-encompassing delete which I undertook of my inbox contents. Anyway, I apologise belatedly for my non-response. Try me once I've moved at the end of this month, and have things like a kitchen or a bathroom which I can use at my new house. Until then, I'm like a crazy stressed person even without the addition of coffee. :wink:

I am in Stuttgart more often than is merciful for a human being, and could pop north.
I'd never been to Stuttgart until earlier this year, when I popped down to an archive in the suburbs. Now that I've witnessed the full scale of the horror with my own (rolling) eyes, you have my commiserations. :rolleyes:

Utterly non-sexual, but no less sincere, love to you.
You're too busy being aroused by your Hawaiian shirts to be gettin' sexual urges in an unfamiliar city anyway! :biggrin1: :rolleyes:
 

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leonceswim (he of the perfect ass):

Dear Alex8, why are you so desirable?
It's because, if you move up and down one of the pages of this thread at speed, seeing my avatar repeated endlessly, it's very much like receiving one of those little strips of photos out of a photo booth. Just blow on them gently if they're still a little wet. :rolleyes:

haha.
I do the sinister laughter around here, thanks. :cool: :wink:

The Born Openheimer approximation assumes that the electrons move much faster than
the nuclei. This lets us assume the wavefunctions for the electrons in the molecule​
a) are independent of the position of the nuclei.​
b) depend only on the positions of the nuclei.
c) are the same as the wavefunctions for the nuclei.
d) the product of one electron wavefunctions.​
e) always even with regard to inversion symmetry.
The correct answer is 'p', of which there are two in the word "Oppenheimer". :tongue:
 

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ManlyBanisters (she who has looked into Hick eyes and survived to tell the tale):

Are you proud that a post of yours lured me to this site and that the image contained therein enticed me to create an account here, thus spawning the scourge that is ManlyBanisters?
I'm certainly pleased to know that you want to fuck David Tennant almost as much as I do. :rolleyes: As for calling yourself a scourge, I prefer to think of you as a plague upon our virtual houses. :wink: Actually, I think that luring you to join this site, even unwittingly, may have been one of my finest LPSG moments.

What is your greatest fear?
Dying in such a way that my body could never be located, leaving my family and friends with the awful heartache of never finding closure.

On average how many hours per night (or day if you're one of those kind of people) do you sleep?
On average, I've increased up to around 6 hours a night in recent times. Sometimes even longer than that. :eek: At the moment, I'm back down to around 3 to 4 hours, taking the form of a wee-hours catnap and an early evening snooze. :rolleyes:

Dogs or cats?
Cats. Or rather, my cat, because he is fur-colored. :rolleyes:

Favourite poem? And why?
Poe's The Raven, because.. well, because we all have a raven tucked away in the back of our minds, just waiting to come visit us by night. It's also the kind of narrative verse which one can read aloud in the style of a puffed-up old theatrical actor, which surely appeals to my personality type. :rolleyes:

Favourite book (fiction)? And why?
Ödön von Horváth's 1938 novel Jugend ohne Gott, charting the rise of fascism through the eyes of a young male protagonist. It has a kind of clarity (in the original German, at least) which is utterly engaging and captivating, and succeeds in painting an intensely detailed and complex picture by way of incredibly simple techniques and language.

Favourite films? (I feel the need to allow you more than one.) And why?
I find this almost impossible to answer; there are years of my life when I've seen in excess of 700 feature films, and I always find something of worth in every picture. If I have to choose, then I'll break it down to three: "Opfergang" (1944, an Agfacolor melodrama which captures that moment in Nazi Germany when it became clear that only melancholy and inevitable defeat remained) - the film is one of the few beautiful things to emerge from that period, a moment when the unspeakable is suddenly spoken aloud - and a film which Goebbels refused to allow to be released for around a year, until all was truly lost, even in his eyes. "Plan 9 From Outer Space" (1959), which has become interwoven with my life on a personal level for too many years, and which has opened many doors into strange territories for me. And "Deadly Weapons" (1973), because any movie starring Chesty Morgan using her 73-inch mammaries to suffocate men to death was bound to leave a lasting impression on my mind after seeing it early in my adolescence. :rolleyes:

Me or HickBoy? :rolleyes: (hands over 67.93 cents [euro])
You, but only if HickBoy rubs my buttocks at the same time, using a slow circular motion. :cool:
 

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How many pm's do you get a day :biggrin1:

I'm beginning to think that I should have a thread every day (I jest!), because it seems to be the only way people get a quick answer from me any more. :redface: :rolleyes: I usually get between two and six PMs in a day, but I often answer them so many weeks after they were sent that people no longer remember writing to me in the first place. :rolleyes:

I'll try to work on that particular skill, mayhaps. :tongue:
 

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Welcome to the spolight, Alex8. I trust that you are in awe of it's beauty.. I know I was. Besides, you always looked good in pearls. Some questions:

1) Does spelling still bother you?
2) Have you ever consider closing up shop and becoming a travelling gypsy?
3) What is it that makes you so incredibly attractive to others?
4) While I know you don't have regrets, is there something that you might have done differently?
5) What's your favourite thing to do in your spare time (what little you have)
6) Why is it that Gorillas play such a dominant role in films? I mean, what's so freaking special about King Kong anyways?
7) Is there a reason I get hard just speaking to you?
8) Did you have a nice day today?
9) Would you ever eat something that someone prepared with love, even though it didn't look the most appealing?
10) Who is Fenella Fielding?
11) What is the best part of Germany to visit?
12) Do you have any secret talents that LPSG doesn't know about? If so, could you share them?
13) What is your idea of a sexy evening?
14) Would you ever get a tattoo?
15) What made you decide to come into the spotlight?
16) I've heard a rumour that you have a rather large penis, is this true?
17) How many questions do you think I have? :)
18) If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?
19) Do you relate to any particular character or actor?
20) What is your favourite Willy Shake's sonnet?
21) Would you ever go on a cruise?
22) Tell LPSG something we don't know about you.
23) How do you make such interesting photos?
24) If you could alter reality, what is one thing you would do?
25) Do these boxers make my cock look fat?
26) I've often found myself having a desire to become an exhibitionist. Do you have any impulse like that, or would you consider yourself more of a voyeur?

That's enough for now.
 
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I'm beginning to think that I should have a thread every day (I jest!), because it seems to be the only way people get a quick answer from me any more. :redface: :rolleyes: I usually get between two and six PMs in a day, but I often answer them so many weeks after they were sent that people no longer remember writing to me in the first place. :rolleyes:

I'll try to work on that particular skill, mayhaps. :tongue:

Or we forget what we wrote in that particular pm :tongue:
 

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I'm beginning to think that I should have a thread every day (I jest!), because it seems to be the only way people get a quick answer from me any more. :redface: :rolleyes: I usually get between two and six PMs in a day, but I often answer them so many weeks after they were sent that people no longer remember writing to me in the first place. :rolleyes:

I'll try to work on that particular skill, mayhaps. :tongue:


but when we get one back, we are oh so very pleased!
 

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Oooo, some more, you ask?

1) Have you ever posted something, only to feel like you shouldn't have?
2) How many blankets are on your bed?
3) What did you do today?:biggrin1:
4) Why is intelligence such a turn on?
5) How would I go about getting your abs?
6) Could you imagine a world without race?
7) What's the best myth you have heard?
8) Are ghosts real?
9) Are vampires?
10) When I was a child, I read a book that influenced my way of thinking forever. Have you ever read such a book/seen a film that did that?
 

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Ok...when you are ready with Jeff's questions...in a week or so...

- Can you teach me how to speak with a british accent like you do?
- Who is your favourite LPSG member? (I'll relieve you, you don't have to say it's me) (But we both know it IS me ;) :p )
 
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Ok...when you are ready with Jeff's questions...in a week or so...

- Can you teach me how to speak with a british accent like you do?
- Who is your favourite LPSG member? (I'll relieve you, you don't have to say it's me) (But we both know it IS me ;) :p )

Hahahaha, dream on :p

It's probably Jeff Black, cool people :biggrin1:
 

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Hiya alex8!


Are you an indoorsy or an outdoorsy kinda guy?

Have you ever been to Southern France(Nice or thereabouts)....if so did you enjoy?

Will you be producing more vids for our pleasure?....the 1 in your gallery is pretty hot!

I've asked this of Gillette and I'm gonna ask you too....do you like to dance....if so to what kind of music.....?
 

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jeff black (the legend whom spelling bypassed):

Welcome to the spolight, Alex8.
It's a lovely 'spolight'. :rolleyes: Actually, I think Mr. DaveyR should be patted on the back(side) for bringing this phenomenon to LPSG.

1) Does spelling still bother you?
Spolight? Masterbation? Do I look bovvered? :rolleyes:

2) Have you ever consider closing up shop and becoming a travelling gypsy?
Only if I get full Internet access and regular penis massages.

3) What is it that makes you so incredibly attractive to others?
It's a product called Ajax Floor Cleaner. Rub a little of the lemon-scented variety into your pores daily, and you'll soon notice a difference. :rolleyes:

4) While I know you don't have regrets, is there something that you might have done differently?
I would have travelled to Florida when I was offered a piece of contract work there by a woman I admired greatly. I thought there'd always be another opportunity to work with her, but she died soon after.

5) What's your favourite thing to do in your spare time (what little you have)
Have sex.

6) Why is it that Gorilla's play such a dominant role in films? I mean, what's so freaking special about King Kong anyways?
The soft touch of his ape-like fur against my body, the angora-like texture of his armpits as I rubbed my nipples against them. "Take me, King! Give me the schlong of Kong," I yelled.

7) Is there a reason I get hard just speaking to you?
As I've pointed out on many occasions, you were born hard. :rolleyes:

8) Did you have a nice day today?
It had its ups and downs. I had to reprimand some people quite strongly to stop them from fucking up very badly, and I really hate that kind of intense confrontation. Thankfully the cure to this problem was a lunchtime cam-and-phone-sex thing.

9) Would you ever eat something that someone prepared with love, even though it didn't look the most appealing?
I'd try it, although I'd hope that the person's love for me would in turn help them to understand my inability to digest an entire plate of something that resembled a dung heap. :rolleyes:

10) Who is Fenella Fielding?
A British actress known for her sultry voice. I was very fortunate to cross paths with her years ago when she was doing open-air theatre in London.

11) What is the best part of Germany to visit?
My bedroom. What a ridiculous question. :rolleyes:

12) Do you have any secret talents that LPSG doesn't know about? If so, could you share them?
Well, I'll share one of them. :rolleyes: I can plaster walls as well as any professional. Turned on now, eh? :tongue:

13) What is your idea of a sexy evening?
A bottle of 1942 Château Latour and an eager man.

14) Would you ever get a tattoo?
No, never! Seeing it on my body every day would slowly cause me to grow to loathe it, until I'd probably try to hack it out of my flesh with a Swiss army knife, or somethin'. So probably best not to go there! :rolleyes:

15) What made you decide to come into the spotlight?
Once a ham, always a ham.

16) I've heard a rumour that you have a rather large penis, is this true?
'Large' is one of those vague terms which is entirely in the mouth of the beholder.

17) How many questions do you think I have? :)
There are less fish in the oceans than there are questions in your mind, I fear.

18) If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?
Invisibility, purely to watch the indentation of my various body parts as I poked them into assorted bodily orifices. Damn, I'm a Japanese porn film from the mid-1970s. :rolleyes:

19) Do you relate to any particular character or actor?
Almost anyone that I'm researching at any given time, because I have a tendency to spot various kinds of similarities, whether real or imagined, in drawing myself closer to the subject of my investigations.

20) What is your favourite Willy Shake's sonnet?
There was an old man called The Bard,
Whose buttocks were terribly hard.
When he tried to sit down,
He'd rip open his gown,
Before soothing his butt with some lard.


21) Would you ever go on a cruise?
Are you referring to that night on Canal Street in Manchester? :rolleyes:

22) Tell LPSG something we don't know about you?
My middle name is 'the', so that my full given name is "Alex The 8". :tongue:

23) How do you make such interesting photos?
Take 57 bad ones and keep the winner.

24) If you could alter reality, what is one thing you would do?
What makes you think I haven't done that already?

25) Do these boxers make my cock look fat?
Jiggle about a bit, and I'll tell you. In fact, forget the boxers entirely, if you want.

26) I've often found myself having a desire to become an exhibitionist. Do you have any impulse like that, or would you consider yourself more of a voyeur?
Depends on the company, to be honest. I'm very versatile. :rolleyes:

That's enough for now.
Actually, I think you'll find that was more than enough, ho-bag! :tongue:
 

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pieterjoke and Gl3nn (a Belgian in each hole :rolleyes:):

Or we forget what we wrote in that particular pm :tongue:

That's the joy of replying slowly, though. I can give the person all kinds of advice about the problem they wrote to me about, and they can reply to say they sorted everything out weeks ago. :rolleyes:

but when we get one back, we are oh so very pleased!

I wonder whether people who PM me have a kind of 'gambler personality'... they keep playing the game, sending a PM in my direction, wondering whether it'll pay off and get them a reply this time round. :tongue: