LPSG Spotlight on Alex8!

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I'm loving it... the man has grown in posts, and erection size. Words totally turn him on.

Having said that, Alex8, if you were trapped in a room, how would you get out?
 

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jeff black (so good he came calling thrice :rolleyes:):

1) Are you looking forward to Christmas?
Yep. I packed my decorations today, actually. Heck, if some of my other boxes disappear in the move, I could just turn the whole frickin' house into a winter Wonderland at the end of November already. Ho ho ho.

2) How about New years?
Doesn't get my knickers wagging in the way that Christmas does. Christmas was always a 'family time' as a child, and has all kinds of memories and feelings of warmth associated with it for me. New Year's was a night when my mother and I would stay up watching television until midnight, before she went to bed five minutes later. :rolleyes: Although I've been to parties and stuff in the many years since leaving home, it still lacks that magical spark for me.
 

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Hmm... I'm trying to recall... Have we ever had a conversation where one, or the other, of us didn't mention it? :tongue:
:booty: :booty: :booty:

Now you make our correspondence sound completely degenerate. :rolleyes: While I prefer to think of our 'exchanges' as somewhat avant-garde attempts at virtual rump exploration. :wink:
 

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Anyone else find this whole thread has the feel of Elvis's televised '68 Comeback Special?

Are you calling me plump? Are you calling my hair slicked-back? Are you insinuating that I am married to a woman who would later show Leslie Nielsen her beaver? :rolleyes:
 

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Alex8, if you were trapped in a room, how would you get out?

A story drawn from life. :rolleyes:

Last weekend, a friend was helping to decorate my cellar (as the actress said to the bishop), and found himself unable to open one of the doors. He shoved it, he pushed it, he even furtwangled with it a little. But it wouldn't budge.

I cast an eye across to him. "Have you tried turning the key?"

And with that, he was freed from his sorry predicament. :rolleyes:
 

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jeff black (pushing his luck now! :rolleyes:):

You have a problem with Leslie Nielson?
Did you just give 'o' to Leslie Nielsen? Good on you for servicing your Canadian-born octogenarians that way, my friend. :rolleyes:

Would you ever travel to the moon? With the Jadoon platoon, barefoot on the moon?
Much as I like going off the beaten track, I'd prefer to walk through the sands of the Sahara than to go through all the hassle involved in getting up into space. I mean, there aren't even any good eating places up there.

And at this point, I take my leave to go to bed (it's 3.30a.m. here, after all). I'll answer any more questions tomorrow, once I've finished with the two men on my floor. :cool: They're waxing it, before you ask. :rolleyes:
 

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1) How does a person know they have your heart?
2) How many positions of the Karma Sutra have you completed?
3) What's the kinkiest sexual fantasy you have that you'd like to try?
4) I'm going to write words, you tell me your thoughts on them, please:
  • Pizza
  • Gas prices
  • Electronic games
  • Highspeed internet
  • Doctor Who
  • lycra
  • Love: is it possible
  • Vintage furniture
  • Earlobes
  • Pamela anderson
  • Dude, where's my car?
  • The Dow Jones
  • Coupons
  • Jamie Oliver
 

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Alex has left the building! Jeff, I think you tired him out.

Novaboy


1) How does a person know they have your heart?
2) How many positions of the Karma Sutra have you completed?
3) What's the kinkiest sexual fantasy you have that you'd like to try?

4) I'm going to write words, you tell me your thoughts on them, please:
  • Pizza
  • Gas prices
  • Electronic games
  • Highspeed internet
  • Doctor Who
  • lycra
  • Love: is it possible
  • Vintage furniture
  • Earlobes
  • Pamela anderson
  • Dude, where's my car?
  • The Dow Jones
  • Coupons
  • Jamie Oliver
 

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gah! i'm so late!

anyways, Alex, hope you had a good spotlight.

two of my faves to ask:
What's your gulity pleasure?
What's the easiest way to get into your pants?

How long has this love affair with Jeff Black been going on?
What do you love most about Germany?
Have you ever had a haircut that you have regretted?
You're pigging out. What are you eating?
What's one thing about you that will always remain a mystery to the people of this site?
Have you had any great loves? (not lovers, but loves as in romance)
 

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Alex. Wie oft einen Tag zu Ihnen masturbieren?

Depends on the day... on average, two or three times a day, just for a general feeling of well-being (that's my excuse, and I'm stickin' to it :rolleyes:). But sometimes I may go for several days without touching anythin' in a sexual kinda way, a phenomenon which is usually followed by a 'catch-up' day involving frankly ludicrous amounts of hand-to-genital contact.

***

And now that I've seen how many questions Jeff B. has left for me, I know I'm gonna have to respond to the rest of the posts in this thread later in the day, before placing the next victim on the scaffold for the crowd's pleasure. :rolleyes:
 

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Move immediately to the front of the line and enter the bedroom through the back door. All erections will be tended to by our reliable staff of one, who is prone aloft the duvet. :rolleyes:

so...i guess my next question is: Where does that line form? and how do i get there as soon as possible?