LPSG Spotlight on: Lemon!

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  1. Joll

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    He's everyone's favourite cockney singer-songwriter. He's one of the nicest, most genuine lads on here (despite not realising it); Ladies and Gents, fire your questions at....LEMON!!!


    Is it true that Sherlock Holmes had you in mind, when he uttered those immortal words, "It's Lemon-entry, my dear Watson"?

    Is it ok with you if my ex-gf camps outside your house and bombards you with texts and emails? :biggrin1:

    Biffy Clyro, Noah and the Whale, and Mumford & Sons? Download one, delete one, and listen to the other on Spotify...

    I heard a rumour that you're going to start a socialist commune in Eastern Europe with that dodgy Luka character. Did he offer to munch your bamboo in order to talk you into it?? :wink:

    McDonalds or Gourmet Burger Kitchen?

    Katy Perry or that bird from Paramore?

    Dude, you seem to have an uncanny ability to have your finger on the pulse of the latest hot bands...how d'you manage it?

    Finally...what's with the name-change? and why were you called Littlelemon? *smirks* :wink:

    [Spotlight Rules]: Spotlights are for a 24hr period. You are responsible for finding the next person in the spotlight (hint...it's a good idea to PM someone ahead of time to make sure they want to do it, and are going to be online).
     
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    In the spirit of Proust...

    What is your greatest fear?

    What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

    What trait do you most deplore in others?

    What do you most dislike about your appearance?

    Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
     
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    Get to writing your Real LIFE Blog Lemon
    (as you have mentioned- ha' await with keen interest)
    I acknowledge in observation his posts have been more than interesting, on various topics (for a young fella)
    a rarity -me thinks
    enz
     
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    Is your 10% gayness coming from experience or curiosity?

    What do you consider to be your best feature?

    What (if anything) do you find attractive about men?

    Do you believe monogamy is possible?
     
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    So....How do you feel about the state of affairs in the world right now?
    What is your favorite time of the day?
    What do you do for fun?
    Have you ever been to NYC or Honolulu?
    Who or what have been the biggest influence in your life?
    What is your favorite holiday?
    If you were to give me one piece of advice what would it be?
    If you were to give everyone else here some advice..what would it be?
    What is your favorite thing about LPSG?
    I've seen your drivers license photo and you looked very cute, do you look like that in real life?
    What are your goals in life?
    Lemon is_________ because_______________!
     
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    Lemwellasauricimus, howdy.:wink:

    Why do you speak like a posh twat?

    Why does Ryan sound like Neil from the Inbetweeners and why is his father a pooftah?

    If I was willing to pay you 10 quid per hour just to follow me around and speak nonsense in your funny accent, would you accept the position?

    If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?

    Who is your celebrity crush? I swear you're just gonna name that gingette lead singer from Paramore.

    Where in the world would you most like to visit? Who with?

    Is that annoying lesbian housemate of yours still holding gay parties till ungodly hours of the night?

    Why have I not seen you in chat recently?

    You're a super hero, what is/are your power/s? If any, who're your sidekicks?

    Do you use Celsius/Centigrade or Farenheit?

    What gets your citrusy socks off?

    Be good, Le Mont. There's your porn name, kiddo. Free of charge.:wink:
     
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    He's one o' the best. :wink:
     
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    Do you like pancakes?

    Are you really fruity?

    If you had to be trapped on a desert island with Austin Powers or Shaggy from scooby doo, who would you go 'lord of the flies' on first?

    Choose:- Lost or Prison Break

    How many pints does it take for you to say YES i'll sleep with ...?

    Is lemoncake tasty?

    Have you ever broken a bone?

    Who would you most like to punch in the face?

    What's with your username? (you are more sweet than sour right)
     
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    Damn, have to ask things, but know lots already... I think...
    But will have to say he is a great man! (and available ladies :wink:)

    Well, I'll start simple:

    - Favourite colour?

    - Favourite food?

    - Favourite beer?

    - Favourite movie?

    - Favourite brand of razor?

    - Favourite underwear?

    - Your condomsize?

    - Favourite sport?

    Okay now heavier questions...

    - Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

    - Is a live without lpsg possible? A chance you leave?

    - Is there a place in the world you would rather live then the UK?

    - After college, you going back home or start on your own?

    - More questions will come!
     
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    Who's the dude in your avatar??
     
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    Where the hell are you? What's more important at this hour of the night than being here to answer your inquisition? Are you making lemonade for a fete?
     
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    Do you leave a bitter taste in the mouths of those who suck you?
     
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    "He offered me 15 eastern promises, so long as i shave his back."

    LMAO - he cannot be trusted yknow. ;)
     
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    In the spirit of Proust...

    What is your greatest fear?
    Rejection probably. I am kinda scared of flying, although i never used to. I can still get on planes, but i hold on to the bottom of the seat tightly when there is the smallest of turbalance.

    What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
    My depression, which i take out on people that care most. Its not fair, so im getting better at dealing with it.

    What trait do you most deplore in others?
    Arrogance/ignorance. Two traits people may accuse me of on here, but those people are usually the same.

    What do you most dislike about your appearance?
    My acne. Pretty much my own fault. I treat it, it goes, i stop, it returns. Its not terrible, but it gets annoying.

    Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
    I go through trends of words. Probably fuck.
     
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    Thanks! Will do!
     
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    Is your 10% gayness coming from experience or curiosity?
    Bit of both, although the experiance was pretty straight. Just with a friend on a cam once. We didnt get dick naked, although we might of. Pretty hot at the time. Also went through a small lustful period for the same guy. We could never decide who would bottom. He thought he should because physically he was bigger, although my dick was bigger. These were more jokey than serious though. I find big dicks nice to look at, and have watched gay porn before but i would never fuck a guy. well, is say never....

    What do you consider to be your best feature?
    Im generally pretty caring, and if i think someone truley needs me, i will give them the time regardless of what i have on my plate.

    What (if anything) do you find attractive about men?
    I like the physical relationship with a man. not sexual. But the way you punch eachother in the arm, you take the piss out of eachother etc. I love my relationships with women, but they are not as good as the ones i have with my male friends, especially my ones from secondary school, who play rugby and (our) football. Physically attractive? Nnot very much.

    Do you believe monogamy is possible?
    With the right girl, yes.
     
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    So....How do you feel about the state of affairs in the world right now?
    Its pretty fucked up Nudey, Pretty fucked up.
    What is your favorite time of the day?
    Late afternoon in the summer especially. The night has not quite begun and the day isnt quite finished. Sitting with a girl you like, or just hanging outside with pals. I love that time in the summer.
    What do you do for fun?
    Play Guitar, hang with friends or chill on the net. Or all three at once.
    Have you ever been to NYC or Honolulu?
    Been to NYC. Only for a day on a school trip to Vermont, skiiing. Met a black clown who told me he would come and marry Princess Anne. I gave him a dollar as he played Guitar. Never beem to Honolulu, so I'll wait for the invite.
    Who or what have been the biggest influence in your life?
    So many people are going through my mind. It would be rude to pick one. My Mum, Dad and Nan all made my life possible with the opportunities they gave me. They all shaped my moral compass, which id say was mostly in the right direction. My ex matured me alot with the break up of our relationship. 9/11 and the subsequnet invasion of Afgahnistan got me into politics and journalism after watching the US bombing on sky news with comments from my Nan and parents. My life has been shaped by key events and people.
    What is your favorite holiday?
    Probably the month in Ecuador i had. You dont know such poverty until you see it. It completely changed my view on things. I learned about women and alot about how people react to things aswell. An eyeopener to many things in my life.
    If you were to give me one piece of advice what would it be?
    ....write a cookbook.
    If you were to give everyone else here some advice..what would it be?
    Never regret. Within every mistake there is a lesson to better yourself.
    What is your favorite thing about LPSG?
    That i can come on here and never have to talk about cocks. People who know im on here, namely my housemate, and the other one i had sex with whom i showed drunkenly, think its kinda sad and perverted im on here, untill i showed them the actual board. Oh, and the one i shagged said wow at pieterjokes cock.:biggrin1:
    I've seen your drivers license photo and you looked very cute, do you look like that in real life?
    Not any more. I was about 17 in that pic. I know have longer hair, and some stubble. If you came into chat you would see me. I'll have to send you a link to a face pic lol
    What are your goals in life?
    Im not sure. At times, i want to do something great. I want to do something to get myself remembered. Other times i just want to have a family and live a quiet life. Both are appealing, but i think i want the family thing more. I want to be a Dad. I think i would be a good one because im a bit of a kid myself. I also want to do something musically, as that was my first passion.
    Lemon is Horny becauseit has been a while!
     
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    "I liked the story of the Russian dog in space, Laika. I read somewhere that it translated to littlelemon."

    Actually Laika is Russian for the breed...Huskie like. He went through several names, however, before they settled on Laika. One of those was Limonchik. Limonchik translates to little lemon.
     
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