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LPSG Spotlight on: Lemon!

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He's everyone's favourite cockney singer-songwriter. He's one of the nicest, most genuine lads on here (despite not realising it); Ladies and Gents, fire your questions at....LEMON!!!


Is it true that Sherlock Holmes had you in mind, when he uttered those immortal words, "It's Lemon-entry, my dear Watson"?

Is it ok with you if my ex-gf camps outside your house and bombards you with texts and emails? :biggrin1:

Biffy Clyro, Noah and the Whale, and Mumford & Sons? Download one, delete one, and listen to the other on Spotify...

I heard a rumour that you're going to start a socialist commune in Eastern Europe with that dodgy Luka character. Did he offer to munch your bamboo in order to talk you into it?? :wink:

McDonalds or Gourmet Burger Kitchen?

Katy Perry or that bird from Paramore?

Dude, you seem to have an uncanny ability to have your finger on the pulse of the latest hot bands...how d'you manage it?

Finally...what's with the name-change? and why were you called Littlelemon? *smirks* :wink:

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In the spirit of Proust...

What is your greatest fear?

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

What trait do you most deplore in others?

What do you most dislike about your appearance?

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
 

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Get to writing your Real LIFE Blog Lemon
(as you have mentioned- ha' await with keen interest)
I acknowledge in observation his posts have been more than interesting, on various topics (for a young fella)
a rarity -me thinks
enz
 

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Is your 10% gayness coming from experience or curiosity?

What do you consider to be your best feature?

What (if anything) do you find attractive about men?

Do you believe monogamy is possible?
 

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So....How do you feel about the state of affairs in the world right now?
What is your favorite time of the day?
What do you do for fun?
Have you ever been to NYC or Honolulu?
Who or what have been the biggest influence in your life?
What is your favorite holiday?
If you were to give me one piece of advice what would it be?
If you were to give everyone else here some advice..what would it be?
What is your favorite thing about LPSG?
I've seen your drivers license photo and you looked very cute, do you look like that in real life?
What are your goals in life?
Lemon is_________ because_______________!
 

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Lemwellasauricimus, howdy.:wink:

Why do you speak like a posh twat?

Why does Ryan sound like Neil from the Inbetweeners and why is his father a pooftah?

If I was willing to pay you 10 quid per hour just to follow me around and speak nonsense in your funny accent, would you accept the position?

If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?

Who is your celebrity crush? I swear you're just gonna name that gingette lead singer from Paramore.

Where in the world would you most like to visit? Who with?

Is that annoying lesbian housemate of yours still holding gay parties till ungodly hours of the night?

Why have I not seen you in chat recently?

You're a super hero, what is/are your power/s? If any, who're your sidekicks?

Do you use Celsius/Centigrade or Farenheit?

What gets your citrusy socks off?

Be good, Le Mont. There's your porn name, kiddo. Free of charge.:wink:
 

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Do you like pancakes?

Are you really fruity?

If you had to be trapped on a desert island with Austin Powers or Shaggy from scooby doo, who would you go 'lord of the flies' on first?

Choose:- Lost or Prison Break

How many pints does it take for you to say YES i'll sleep with ...?

Is lemoncake tasty?

Have you ever broken a bone?

Who would you most like to punch in the face?

What's with your username? (you are more sweet than sour right)
 

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Damn, have to ask things, but know lots already... I think...
But will have to say he is a great man! (and available ladies :wink:)

Well, I'll start simple:

- Favourite colour?

- Favourite food?

- Favourite beer?

- Favourite movie?

- Favourite brand of razor?

- Favourite underwear?

- Your condomsize?

- Favourite sport?

Okay now heavier questions...

- Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

- Is a live without lpsg possible? A chance you leave?

- Is there a place in the world you would rather live then the UK?

- After college, you going back home or start on your own?

- More questions will come!
 

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Where the hell are you? What's more important at this hour of the night than being here to answer your inquisition? Are you making lemonade for a fete?
 

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He's everyone's favourite cockney singer-songwriter. He's one of the nicest, most genuine lads on here (despite not realising it); Ladies and Gents, fire your questions at....LEMON!!!


Is it true that Sherlock Holmes had you in mind, when he uttered those immortal words, "It's Lemon-entry, my dear Watson"?
Its one of the unpublished books. I walk in and Off he went.

Is it ok with you if my ex-gf camps outside your house and bombards you with texts and emails? :biggrin1:
Is she too lazy just to walk to the door?

Biffy Clyro, Noah and the Whale, and Mumford & Sons? Download one, delete one, and listen to the other on Spotify...
Download Mumford and sons (dont have the album), Delete Noah and the Whale (have them all and there are less cds than Biffy so easier to upload) and listen to Biffy Clyro on Spotify because i can?
I heard a rumour that you're going to start a socialist commune in Eastern Europe with that dodgy Luka character. Did he offer to munch your bamboo in order to talk you into it?? :wink:
He offered me 15 eastern promises, so long as i shave his back.

McDonalds or Gourmet Burger Kitchen?
I do like Gourmet Burger-like burgers, never been there myself. Maccy D's makes me alittle sick these days, so it has to be GBK

Katy Perry or that bird from Paramore?
To shag? Katy Perry. My crush on Hayley Williams is more child-like. I cant think of her sexually at the minute because id feel bad. Shes too cute and nice for it. Plus, shes a virgin and i wouldnt want to hurt her.

Dude, you seem to have an uncanny ability to have your finger on the pulse of the latest hot bands...how d'you manage it?
I'd say im alittle behind on awesome bands. I ususally read magazines, Read what other bands like. I found most unsigned bands by one simply emailed me asking me to listen to them on facebook, and just going from one page to the next on myspace.
Finally...what's with the name-change? and why were you called Littlelemon? *smirks* :wink:
Listen carefully, because ill say this only once....(lol!) I liked the story of the Russian dog in space, Laika. I read somewhere that it translated to littlelemon. I usually had lemon somewhere in my internet alter-egos, so it seemed natural. Despite somehwat knowing i wasnt small, My teenage paranoia told me i was, so it seemed to click.

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"He offered me 15 eastern promises, so long as i shave his back."

LMAO - he cannot be trusted yknow. ;)
 

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In the spirit of Proust...

What is your greatest fear?
Rejection probably. I am kinda scared of flying, although i never used to. I can still get on planes, but i hold on to the bottom of the seat tightly when there is the smallest of turbalance.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
My depression, which i take out on people that care most. Its not fair, so im getting better at dealing with it.

What trait do you most deplore in others?
Arrogance/ignorance. Two traits people may accuse me of on here, but those people are usually the same.

What do you most dislike about your appearance?
My acne. Pretty much my own fault. I treat it, it goes, i stop, it returns. Its not terrible, but it gets annoying.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
I go through trends of words. Probably fuck.
 

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Get to writing your Real LIFE Blog Lemon
(as you have mentioned- ha' await with keen interest)
I acknowledge in observation his posts have been more than interesting, on various topics (for a young fella)
a rarity -me thinks
enz
Thanks! Will do!
 

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Is your 10% gayness coming from experience or curiosity?
Bit of both, although the experiance was pretty straight. Just with a friend on a cam once. We didnt get dick naked, although we might of. Pretty hot at the time. Also went through a small lustful period for the same guy. We could never decide who would bottom. He thought he should because physically he was bigger, although my dick was bigger. These were more jokey than serious though. I find big dicks nice to look at, and have watched gay porn before but i would never fuck a guy. well, is say never....

What do you consider to be your best feature?
Im generally pretty caring, and if i think someone truley needs me, i will give them the time regardless of what i have on my plate.

What (if anything) do you find attractive about men?
I like the physical relationship with a man. not sexual. But the way you punch eachother in the arm, you take the piss out of eachother etc. I love my relationships with women, but they are not as good as the ones i have with my male friends, especially my ones from secondary school, who play rugby and (our) football. Physically attractive? Nnot very much.

Do you believe monogamy is possible?
With the right girl, yes.
 

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So....How do you feel about the state of affairs in the world right now?
Its pretty fucked up Nudey, Pretty fucked up.
What is your favorite time of the day?
Late afternoon in the summer especially. The night has not quite begun and the day isnt quite finished. Sitting with a girl you like, or just hanging outside with pals. I love that time in the summer.
What do you do for fun?
Play Guitar, hang with friends or chill on the net. Or all three at once.
Have you ever been to NYC or Honolulu?
Been to NYC. Only for a day on a school trip to Vermont, skiiing. Met a black clown who told me he would come and marry Princess Anne. I gave him a dollar as he played Guitar. Never beem to Honolulu, so I'll wait for the invite.
Who or what have been the biggest influence in your life?
So many people are going through my mind. It would be rude to pick one. My Mum, Dad and Nan all made my life possible with the opportunities they gave me. They all shaped my moral compass, which id say was mostly in the right direction. My ex matured me alot with the break up of our relationship. 9/11 and the subsequnet invasion of Afgahnistan got me into politics and journalism after watching the US bombing on sky news with comments from my Nan and parents. My life has been shaped by key events and people.
What is your favorite holiday?
Probably the month in Ecuador i had. You dont know such poverty until you see it. It completely changed my view on things. I learned about women and alot about how people react to things aswell. An eyeopener to many things in my life.
If you were to give me one piece of advice what would it be?
....write a cookbook.
If you were to give everyone else here some advice..what would it be?
Never regret. Within every mistake there is a lesson to better yourself.
What is your favorite thing about LPSG?
That i can come on here and never have to talk about cocks. People who know im on here, namely my housemate, and the other one i had sex with whom i showed drunkenly, think its kinda sad and perverted im on here, untill i showed them the actual board. Oh, and the one i shagged said wow at pieterjokes cock.:biggrin1:
I've seen your drivers license photo and you looked very cute, do you look like that in real life?
Not any more. I was about 17 in that pic. I know have longer hair, and some stubble. If you came into chat you would see me. I'll have to send you a link to a face pic lol
What are your goals in life?
Im not sure. At times, i want to do something great. I want to do something to get myself remembered. Other times i just want to have a family and live a quiet life. Both are appealing, but i think i want the family thing more. I want to be a Dad. I think i would be a good one because im a bit of a kid myself. I also want to do something musically, as that was my first passion.
Lemon is Horny becauseit has been a while!
 

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"I liked the story of the Russian dog in space, Laika. I read somewhere that it translated to littlelemon."

Actually Laika is Russian for the breed...Huskie like. He went through several names, however, before they settled on Laika. One of those was Limonchik. Limonchik translates to little lemon.
 

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Lemwellasauricimus, howdy.:wink:

Why do you speak like a posh twat?
I simply speak the language correctly Darling:wink:

Why does Ryan sound like Neil from the Inbetweeners and why is his father a pooftah?
Because Pooftahs breed Poftahs. I dont think he sounds like neil. He sounds too posh to be neil


If I was willing to pay you 10 quid per hour just to follow me around and speak nonsense in your funny accent, would you accept the position?
That would be more than ive ever earned and im in debt, so ofcourse.

If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?
Poverty

Who is your celebrity crush? I swear you're just gonna name that gingette lead singer from Paramore.
But she is so cute. I really wanna just hug her.

Where in the world would you most like to visit? Who with?
South America. Not sure who with. My soulmate?

Is that annoying lesbian housemate of yours still holding gay parties till ungodly hours of the night?
Nah, the university recieved two complaints, and after three they take your noisemaking stuff. Unfortunately, she doenst count as noisemaking stuff, regardless of its truth.

Why have I not seen you in chat recently?
Ive been a very busy man, i havent really had time. Plus im sleeping somewhat earlier as i have earlier starts in the day.

You're a super hero, what is/are your power/s? If any, who're your sidekicks?
The power to fly. Cliche'd but cool. I dunno about a sidekick.
Do you use Celsius/Centigrade or Farenheit?
I dont know. i just say numbers, so id imagine celsius. What do our weathermen use?

What gets your citrusy socks off?
Someone who i had to work to get.

Be good, Le Mont. There's your porn name, kiddo. Free of charge.:wink:
If times get desperate you could see Le Mon publications sooner than later.
 

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Thanks Lemon! We'll work something out for Honolulu I'm sure. Meanwhile I am working on cookbook!
Another question... for the cookbook, What is your favorite dessert? The book is called Just Desserts?
 

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Do you like pancakes?
I like them with cocolate on them, but i can only really eat one without feeling sick.

Are you really fruity?
I was salty last time i tasted...

If you had to be trapped on a desert island with Austin Powers or Shaggy from scooby doo, who would you go 'lord of the flies' on first?
Shaggy. One, Austin would crack me up more, and if we both were there, we would look alike and id hate that.

Choose:- Lost or Prison Break
Dont watch either, But Holly Valance was in Prison break and she looked hot in that one episode i saw, so i guess that.

How many pints does it take for you to say YES i'll sleep with ...?
I dont really get it. Would i sleep with a guy? Id have to be pretty inconcious. For a girl, id say none. But for me to seriously pursue it, it would have to be around......4-5. I can drink quite alot so im usually just jolly from that.

Is lemoncake tasty?
Id imagine its not. I dont really eat fruit in any other form bar their original.

Have you ever broken a bone?
Didnt think i did, but i broke all my toes in my right foot in a strop losing on Tekkan to my dad at aged 8? He kept saying last game wins repeatedly as i won, then he won and said it meant he won and round me up over it. I broke them again playing rugby and using a wierd dipped path as a try line and jumped to score and landed in my toes on the banked bit.

Who would you most like to punch in the face?
Those guys who epitomise the trend at the time. Gel'ed hair, all labels, generally lacking any personality, but they get the girls. Those guys.

What's with your username? (you are more sweet than sour right)
Lemon has always been part of any alter-ego on the net.
 

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Damn, have to ask things, but know lots already... I think...
But will have to say he is a great man! (and available ladies :wink:)
You know im pretty open, so ask anything. And thanks for the advert:biggrin1:

Well, I'll start simple:

- Favourite colour?
Red. And not because im a lefty.

- Favourite food?
Sunday roast has always been my favourite meal.

- Favourite beer?
Chnages as i get bored, but i find Brahma to be easy to drink. Almost like water.

- Favourite movie?
Hmmmm, Outcold. Some poor film the bearded guy from Hangover was in before it. I used to always rent it with my brother when we stayed over my nans and watch it after tea. I have always wanted to know the name of the song from the intro.

- Favourite brand of razor?
Gillette? I rarely shave though as i like some fuzz
- Favourite underwear?
Boxers, be it loose or long john

- Your condomsize?
They come in sizes???? I usually get the free ones from Uni or college. I know i cant wear any extra safe ones, like the Durex ones as they really dont fit well.

- Favourite sport?
Rugby

Okay now heavier questions...

- Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Finished Uni. Then it depends what route i have taken. If i carry on the political Path, id see myself as something in the National Union of students system, or as a bigger part of my party. If i take a step back (ill never quit), ill be working on a radio station or a magazine, after some travelling. Hopefully have finished some sort of Album. Probs never to be released, but something i can be proud of.

- Is a live without lpsg possible? A chance you leave?
I dont know. If i really had to then yes. I dont think i would truely leave though. I would probably always drop in every once and a while

- Is there a place in the world you would rather live then the UK?
Yes, in fact i plan too. Maybe Spain or South America or Australia.

- After college, you going back home or start on your own?
I plan to start on my own, with a partner or a friend. I dont hate home, id just rather not revert back into the home life for my own sake.

- More questions will come!
Looking forward to it!
 

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Where the hell are you? What's more important at this hour of the night than being here to answer your inquisition? Are you making lemonade for a fete?
I had some friends over, and didnt want to ditch them to answer these, as much as i was looking foward to it.
 

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"I liked the story of the Russian dog in space, Laika. I read somewhere that it translated to littlelemon."

Actually Laika is Russian for the breed...Huskie like. He went through several names, however, before they settled on Laika. One of those was Limonchik. Limonchik translates to little lemon.
D'oh. Thanks man!
 

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Thanks Lemon! We'll work something out for Honolulu I'm sure. Meanwhile I am working on cookbook!
Another question... for the cookbook, What is your favorite dessert? The book is called Just Desserts?
I had a Choclate chip cookie pie in Sydney. I didnt finish it unfortuantely but it was crazy. I like chocolate Gateux. Or a fudge cake. Both are pretty amaizng.