LPSG Spotlight on: Lemon!

[D_Andreas Sukov]

Lemwellasauricimus, howdy.:wink:

Why do you speak like a posh twat?
I simply speak the language correctly Darling:wink:

Why does Ryan sound like Neil from the Inbetweeners and why is his father a pooftah?
Because Pooftahs breed Poftahs. I dont think he sounds like neil. He sounds too posh to be neil


If I was willing to pay you 10 quid per hour just to follow me around and speak nonsense in your funny accent, would you accept the position?
That would be more than ive ever earned and im in debt, so ofcourse.

If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?
Poverty

Who is your celebrity crush? I swear you're just gonna name that gingette lead singer from Paramore.
But she is so cute. I really wanna just hug her.

Where in the world would you most like to visit? Who with?
South America. Not sure who with. My soulmate?

Is that annoying lesbian housemate of yours still holding gay parties till ungodly hours of the night?
Nah, the university recieved two complaints, and after three they take your noisemaking stuff. Unfortunately, she doenst count as noisemaking stuff, regardless of its truth.

Why have I not seen you in chat recently?
Ive been a very busy man, i havent really had time. Plus im sleeping somewhat earlier as i have earlier starts in the day.

You're a super hero, what is/are your power/s? If any, who're your sidekicks?
The power to fly. Cliche'd but cool. I dunno about a sidekick.
Do you use Celsius/Centigrade or Farenheit?
I dont know. i just say numbers, so id imagine celsius. What do our weathermen use?

What gets your citrusy socks off?
Someone who i had to work to get.

Be good, Le Mont. There's your porn name, kiddo. Free of charge.:wink:
If times get desperate you could see Le Mon publications sooner than later.

 

[nudeyorker]

Thanks Lemon! We'll work something out for Honolulu I'm sure. Meanwhile I am working on cookbook!
Another question... for the cookbook, What is your favorite dessert? The book is called Just Desserts?

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

Do you like pancakes?
I like them with cocolate on them, but i can only really eat one without feeling sick.

Are you really fruity?
I was salty last time i tasted...

If you had to be trapped on a desert island with Austin Powers or Shaggy from scooby doo, who would you go 'lord of the flies' on first?
Shaggy. One, Austin would crack me up more, and if we both were there, we would look alike and id hate that.

Choose:- Lost or Prison Break
Dont watch either, But Holly Valance was in Prison break and she looked hot in that one episode i saw, so i guess that.

How many pints does it take for you to say YES i'll sleep with ...?
I dont really get it. Would i sleep with a guy? Id have to be pretty inconcious. For a girl, id say none. But for me to seriously pursue it, it would have to be around......4-5. I can drink quite alot so im usually just jolly from that.

Is lemoncake tasty?
Id imagine its not. I dont really eat fruit in any other form bar their original.

Have you ever broken a bone?
Didnt think i did, but i broke all my toes in my right foot in a strop losing on Tekkan to my dad at aged 8? He kept saying last game wins repeatedly as i won, then he won and said it meant he won and round me up over it. I broke them again playing rugby and using a wierd dipped path as a try line and jumped to score and landed in my toes on the banked bit.

Who would you most like to punch in the face?
Those guys who epitomise the trend at the time. Gel'ed hair, all labels, generally lacking any personality, but they get the girls. Those guys.

What's with your username? (you are more sweet than sour right)
Lemon has always been part of any alter-ego on the net.

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

Damn, have to ask things, but know lots already... I think...
But will have to say he is a great man! (and available ladies :wink
You know im pretty open, so ask anything. And thanks for the advert:biggrin1:

Well, I'll start simple:

- Favourite colour?
Red. And not because im a lefty.

- Favourite food?
Sunday roast has always been my favourite meal.

- Favourite beer?
Chnages as i get bored, but i find Brahma to be easy to drink. Almost like water.

- Favourite movie?
Hmmmm, Outcold. Some poor film the bearded guy from Hangover was in before it. I used to always rent it with my brother when we stayed over my nans and watch it after tea. I have always wanted to know the name of the song from the intro.

- Favourite brand of razor?
Gillette? I rarely shave though as i like some fuzz
- Favourite underwear?
Boxers, be it loose or long john

- Your condomsize?
They come in sizes???? I usually get the free ones from Uni or college. I know i cant wear any extra safe ones, like the Durex ones as they really dont fit well.

- Favourite sport?
Rugby

Okay now heavier questions...

- Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Finished Uni. Then it depends what route i have taken. If i carry on the political Path, id see myself as something in the National Union of students system, or as a bigger part of my party. If i take a step back (ill never quit), ill be working on a radio station or a magazine, after some travelling. Hopefully have finished some sort of Album. Probs never to be released, but something i can be proud of.

- Is a live without lpsg possible? A chance you leave?
I dont know. If i really had to then yes. I dont think i would truely leave though. I would probably always drop in every once and a while

- Is there a place in the world you would rather live then the UK?
Yes, in fact i plan too. Maybe Spain or South America or Australia.

- After college, you going back home or start on your own?
I plan to start on my own, with a partner or a friend. I dont hate home, id just rather not revert back into the home life for my own sake.

- More questions will come!
Looking forward to it!

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

Who's the dude in your avatar??

Bon iver. According to some friends, i look like him. I think its because they usually see me behind a guitar.

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

Where the hell are you? What's more important at this hour of the night than being here to answer your inquisition? Are you making lemonade for a fete?

I had some friends over, and didnt want to ditch them to answer these, as much as i was looking foward to it.

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

Do you leave a bitter taste in the mouths of those who suck you?

No. I tend to find they come back for more. Even when im drunk and terrible the first time.

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

"I liked the story of the Russian dog in space, Laika. I read somewhere that it translated to littlelemon."

Actually Laika is Russian for the breed...Huskie like. He went through several names, however, before they settled on Laika. One of those was Limonchik. Limonchik translates to little lemon.

D'oh. Thanks man!

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

Thanks Lemon! We'll work something out for Honolulu I'm sure. Meanwhile I am working on cookbook!
Another question... for the cookbook, What is your favorite dessert? The book is called Just Desserts?

I had a Choclate chip cookie pie in Sydney. I didnt finish it unfortuantely but it was crazy. I like chocolate Gateux. Or a fudge cake. Both are pretty amaizng.

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

Here's your song, boy! YouTube - The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin

Can i buy some weed off you?

 

[B_Hickboy]

Can i buy some weed off you?

Just meet me in Amsterdam.

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

Just meet me in Amsterdam.

Sounds like a song.
Plus if im going to Amsterdam, im meeting Katt, not some hick, boy.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Sounds like a song.
Plus if im going to Amsterdam, im meeting Katt, not some hick, boy.

Even if MB joins us? She likes it there. I know a really good steak place.

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

Even if MB joins us? She likes it there. I know a really good steak place.

Well, you didnt mention steak before!

With MB i feel there will be alot of injokes that i wont get.

 

[798686]

Limonchik, eh?

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

Part two:

- If you could choose your own name, what name would it be?

- What's the most disgusting ENGLISH food you ever had?

- Do you want children, and how many?

- What countries/cities did you already visit?

- What cities/countries do you want to visit?

- Your house is on fire, every person is out of the house. What would you grab with you before the fire destroys your room?

- Most amazing thing you ever did?

- Most stupid thing you ever did?

- On a scale of 1 to 10, how much point do you give your dick? And the reason why.

- If you go to an lpsg-meet-and-greet, you have fun, go to the toilets to take a leek and a member follows you in the hope for more... what do you do?

- Do you have high phonebills?

- What do you like the most about the UK?

- Most favourite city in the UK?

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

Part two:

- If you could choose your own name, what name would it be?
I like my name. I think it says enough about me. It sounds playful enough, and im pretty playful:wink:

- What's the most disgusting ENGLISH food you ever had?
I havent really had anything i hated, but id imagine Jellyed Eels to be anit nasty.

- Do you want children, and how many?
I do want kids, and id like a few. Depends on how many my partner woudl want but anything from 3-12 (lol) depending on finances i guess. I wont be no burden on the state.

- What countries/cities did you already visit?
Spain, Greece, France, Wales, Australia, Ecuador, USA.....Portugal...I think that may be it at the minute.

- What cities/countries do you want to visit?
I want to visit Barcelona, Paris, New York again, Rio, Havana, Reykjavek, Helsinki, Oslo, parts of eastern Europe, Tokyo and many more.

- Your house is on fire, every person is out of the house. What would you grab with you before the fire destroys your room?
Guitar.
- Most amazing thing you ever did?
I walked over the arch of Sydney Harbour Bridge and sailed under it when i was 13. I drove the boat which was cool.

- Most stupid thing you ever did?
Me and friends were being stupid and pretending to do the dives they do in films when there were explosions. I saw an empty pond at school which looked to be full of leaves. When i jumped into it, arms stretched out i realised that the leaves were simply covering the cut up logs from trees they had cut down and whatever happened to my kidney i dont know, but it felt very mushy, and i almost fainted later.

- On a scale of 1 to 10, how much point do you give your dick? And the reason why.
8-9. I like the shape and the slight curve. I wouldnt mind being alittle longer and thicker (who wouldnt?) but its big enough for people to call it big but not so big that it hurts, although it was a repeated pain for one girl, but we still had amazing sex.

- If you go to an lpsg-meet-and-greet, you have fun, go to the toilets to take a leek and a member follows you in the hope for more... what do you do?
If its a girl, ill wonder why she is in the men's and point out she might get in trouble, but see where it goes.

If its a guy, ill take any verbal compliment, but probably piss on them if they keep trying to touch.

- Do you have high phonebills?
Occasionally, when a conversation starts over text and i cant be bothered to just ring. I get afraid of talking on the phone to people i dont know very well, or sometimes all people, so my texts do kill the bill sometimes.

- What do you like the most about the UK?
I like the architecture. You know when you are in the UK by the way its laid out. Its a real mish-mash of building and its cool. As for the people, i get really annoyed at some's selfishness at times and their pessimism but i like our spirit in times of crisis. The Blitz spirit.

- Most favourite city in the UK?
Easy. London. I dont appriciate it when im there, but once i leave, i miss the atmosphere. Even in the suburbs it feels different. I miss the buses and trains every 10-12 minutes when its more like 15. I havent found a place like it. Newquay would be close i guess, but it really just brings up bad memories now.

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

Thanks for the Q's and the chance to be in the spotlight.

Now go bother Pieterjoke