D_Gunther Snotpole
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Do you remember when you were a teen and you'd step out of the shower and wrap a yellow towel around your head and pretend that you were Bridget Bardo and if your parents weren't home, you'd strut around the house, naked, practicing your famous burlesque USO show to imaginary cheers, shaking your pretend titties to the GI's lined along stage, when suddenly a strapping Yankee sailor comes up on stage, grabs you, leans you back, and plans a kiss right on your mouth... bringing the house down, but then he throws you over his shoulder and takes you back to America where you rid yourself of your french accent and pop out a few kids?
Yes.