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LPSG: The Movie ??

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by ruffboy, Aug 16, 2011.

  1. ruffboy

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    hell, they did it for facebook, imagine the intrigue of learning how the hell THIS place came to be!
     
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    I want to be played by a young Roger Moore.
     
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    who's gonna play Pecker?
     
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    pecker will be played by sam elliot

    i will be played by a cartoon
     
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    Sam Elliot is known for his one liners.
    :yup:
     
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    I will have my people get back to your people but I will be playing myself. I've already sent my agent my requests for assistants, wardrobe allowance, franchise and licensing and distribution and residuals.
     
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    oh, and nudey will need that one tuxedo back. ya know, that one.
     
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    If you can find the person who has that tuxedo in their possession (and get it returned) I will mention you in my will.
    I was just talking to someone on the telephone today about the party that I bought that tuxedo for in the first place.
     
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    I don't think I could sit through 90 minutes of guys asking each other if their dicks are big enough.
     
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    There would be gratuitous sex-scenes too. :biggrin1:
     
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    Could you cope with uncensored fleshpiles...no no-nudity clauses here, thanks.

    Obviously it'll be an "art" film.!:biggrin1:
     
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    And every three minutes a certain someone would pop in and ask everyone if they've ever seen a pair of balls as big as his.
     
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    someone sounds a bit jaded
     
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    you got me on that one. eh, what can I say
     
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    The regular movie will be interrupted every 3 minutes by an invitation to enjoy a private movie with another audience member.
     
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    There will be a spin off mock documentary called "LPSG Hotties Gone Wild" which will gross more than the original movie and obtain cult status.
     
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    jesus, that's a brilliant idea dragon
     
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    constant shouted off-screen claims of 13" cocks by the non-participants will interrupt the hott flesh-on-flesh action by all the average joes actually in the script
     
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    oh, and i demand to be played by paul giamatti as he's the only one out there worth watching

    and chicks gush for him
     
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    and there will be a ding sound played in the background every five seconds
     
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    forget that. I want to be played by Chris Evans!
     
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    I'll play myself because I'm SOOO photogenic!

    *preens*

    :tongue:
     
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    The film industry would need to make a new adult rating for a film amout LPSG, I would think PG XXX and that would just apply to the LUKA character
     
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    Ha!
    I would be played by Alexander Skarsgard!
     
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    Here's what the critics are saying about our full-length, uncut feature!


    "The film isn't as long as they claim it is!"
    - The Chicago Tribune

    "It should have been cut!"
    - The New York Times

    "It looks better uncut!"
    - The Springfield Shopper

    "Poorly lit and filmed from strange angles"
    - At The Movies
     

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    You're terrible Muriel
     
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    I knew this was familiar... I'm just as happy doing my own work in this sequel. I was not happy with the dubbing by Marni Nixon in the original.
     
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    Greta Gerwig, she's kinda tomboyish.. queen of mumblecore... and awkward.

    so me :smile:
     
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    I just hope it doesn't flop.
     
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