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Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by ruffboy, Aug 16, 2011.
hell, they did it for facebook, imagine the intrigue of learning how the hell THIS place came to be!
I want to be played by a young Roger Moore.
who's gonna play Pecker?
pecker will be played by sam elliot
i will be played by a cartoon
Sam Elliot is known for his one liners.
I will have my people get back to your people but I will be playing myself. I've already sent my agent my requests for assistants, wardrobe allowance, franchise and licensing and distribution and residuals.
oh, and nudey will need that one tuxedo back. ya know, that one.
If you can find the person who has that tuxedo in their possession (and get it returned) I will mention you in my will.
I was just talking to someone on the telephone today about the party that I bought that tuxedo for in the first place.
I don't think I could sit through 90 minutes of guys asking each other if their dicks are big enough.
There would be gratuitous sex-scenes too. :biggrin1:
Could you cope with uncensored fleshpiles...no no-nudity clauses here, thanks.
Obviously it'll be an "art" film.!:biggrin1:
And every three minutes a certain someone would pop in and ask everyone if they've ever seen a pair of balls as big as his.
someone sounds a bit jaded
you got me on that one. eh, what can I say
The regular movie will be interrupted every 3 minutes by an invitation to enjoy a private movie with another audience member.
There will be a spin off mock documentary called "LPSG Hotties Gone Wild" which will gross more than the original movie and obtain cult status.
jesus, that's a brilliant idea dragon
constant shouted off-screen claims of 13" cocks by the non-participants will interrupt the hott flesh-on-flesh action by all the average joes actually in the script
oh, and i demand to be played by paul giamatti as he's the only one out there worth watching
and chicks gush for him
and there will be a ding sound played in the background every five seconds