LPSG: The Movie ??

[ruffboy]

hell, they did it for facebook, imagine the intrigue of learning how the hell THIS place came to be!

 

[ManofThunder]

I want to be played by a young Roger Moore.

 

[MickeyLee]

who's gonna play Pecker?

 

[Enid]

pecker will be played by sam elliot

i will be played by a cartoon

 

[MickeyLee]

Sam Elliot is known for his one liners.
:yup:

 

[nudeyorker]

I will have my people get back to your people but I will be playing myself. I've already sent my agent my requests for assistants, wardrobe allowance, franchise and licensing and distribution and residuals.

 

[Enid]

oh, and nudey will need that one tuxedo back. ya know, that one.

 

[nudeyorker]

oh, and nudey will need that one tuxedo back. ya know, that one.

If you can find the person who has that tuxedo in their possession (and get it returned) I will mention you in my will.
I was just talking to someone on the telephone today about the party that I bought that tuxedo for in the first place.

 

[closetfreak]

I don't think I could sit through 90 minutes of guys asking each other if their dicks are big enough.

 

[ManofThunder]

I don't think I could sit through 90 minutes of guys asking each other if their dicks are big enough.

There would be gratuitous sex-scenes too. :biggrin1:

 

[The Dragon]

I don't think I could sit through 90 minutes of guys asking each other if their dicks are big enough.

Could you cope with uncensored fleshpiles...no no-nudity clauses here, thanks.

Obviously it'll be an "art" film.!:biggrin1:

 

[closetfreak]

And every three minutes a certain someone would pop in and ask everyone if they've ever seen a pair of balls as big as his.

 

[D_Ricky Dickardo]

someone sounds a bit jaded

 

[closetfreak]

you got me on that one. eh, what can I say

 

[SurferGirlCA]

The regular movie will be interrupted every 3 minutes by an invitation to enjoy a private movie with another audience member.

 

[The Dragon]

There will be a spin off mock documentary called "LPSG Hotties Gone Wild" which will gross more than the original movie and obtain cult status.

 

[Enid]

jesus, that's a brilliant idea dragon

 

[ruffboy]

constant shouted off-screen claims of 13" cocks by the non-participants will interrupt the hott flesh-on-flesh action by all the average joes actually in the script

 

[ruffboy]

oh, and i demand to be played by paul giamatti as he's the only one out there worth watching

and chicks gush for him

 

[closetfreak]

and there will be a ding sound played in the background every five seconds