LPSG--The Musical

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  1. Divine1

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    A broadway producer has announced interest in backing a new show, LPSG--The Musical.

    Before he puts money into the project he is asking for two things:

    1. Casting: Which celebrities would you cast to portray the notable LPSG participants??

    2. Songs: Suggest possible Song Titles or Lyrics to ensure that this musical is the hit of 2008!

    Be creative.
     
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    1. For some reason, I could see capslock being played by Dave Chappelle.

    2. "Don't Want No Short Dick Man" by Gillette
     
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    Two things-

    Mobscene
    ""Ladies, and gentlemen"
    We are the things of shapes to come
    Your freedom's not free and dumb
    This depression is great
    The Deformation Age, they know my name
    Waltzing to scum, and base and
    Married to the pain

    BANG, we want it
    BANG, we want it
    BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG

    You came to see the mobscene
    I know it isn't your scene
    It's better than a sex scene and it's
    So fucking obscene, obscene, yeah

    You want commitment?
    Put on your best suit, get your arms around me
    Now we're going down, down, down
    You want commitment?
    Put on your best suit, get your arms around me
    Now we're going down, down, down

    [GIRLS]
    Be obscene, be, be, obscene
    Be obscene, baby, and not heard

    The day that love opened our eyes,
    We watched the world end
    We have "high" places but we have no friends
    The world told us sin's not good but we know it's great
    War-time full-frontal drugs, sex-tank armor plate

    BANG, we want it
    BANG, we want it
    BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG

    You came to see the mobscene
    I know it isn't your scene
    It's better than a sex scene and it's
    So fucking obscene, obscene, yeah

    You want commitment?
    Put on your best suit, get your arms around me
    Now we're going down, down, down
    You want commitment?
    Put on your best suit, get your arms around me
    Now we're going down, down, down

    [GIRLS]
    Be obscene, be, be, obscene
    Be obscene, baby, and not heard
    Be obscene, be, be, obscene
    Be obscene, baby, and not heard

    You came to see the mobscene
    I know it isn't your scene
    It's better than a sex scene and it's
    So fucking obscene, obscene, yeah

    You want commitment?
    Put on your best suit, get your arms around me
    Now we're going down, down, down
    You want commitment?
    Put on your best suit, get your arms around me
    Now we're going down, down, down "

    ---------------------------------------------------

    "Ladies and gentlemen, be obscene! Be, be obscene!"
    [GIRLS]
    Be obscene, be, be, obscene
    Be obscene, baby, and not heard
    Be obscene, be, be, obscene
    Be obscene, baby, and not heard

    BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG"

    "Everything's been said before
    There's nothing left to say anymore
    When it's all the same
    You can ask for it by name

    Babble, Babble, Bitch, Bitch
    Rebel, Rebel, Party, Party
    Sex, sex, sex, don't forget the violence
    Blah, blah, blah
    Got your lovey-dovey sad and lonely
    Stick your stupid slogan in
    Everybody sing along
    Babble, Babble, Bitch, Bitch
    Rebel, Rebel, Party, Party
    Sex, sex, sex, don't forget the violence
    Blah, blah, blah
    Got your lovey-dovey sad and lonely
    Stick your stupid slogan in
    Everybody sing along

    Are you motherfuckers ready for the new shit?
    Stand up and admit it, tomorrow's never coming
    This is the new shit
    Stand up and admit it
    Do we need it? NO!
    Do we want it? YEAH!
    This is the new shit
    Stand up and admit it

    Babble, Babble, Bitch, Bitch
    Rebel, Rebel, Party, Party
    Sex, sex, sex, don't forget the violence
    Blah, blah, blah
    Got your lovey-dovey sad and lonely
    Stick your stupid slogan in
    Everybody sing along
    Everything's been said before
    There's nothing left to say anymore
    When it's all the same
    You can ask for it by name

    Are you motherfuckers ready for the new shit?
    Stand up and admit it, tomorrow's never coming
    This is the new shit
    Stand up and admit it
    Do we need it? NO!
    Do we want it? YEAH!
    This is the new shit
    Stand up and admit it

    Now it's you-know-who
    I've got the you-know-what
    I stick it in the you-know-where
    You know why, you don't care
    Now it's you-know-who
    I've got the you-know-what
    I stick it in the you-know-where
    You know why, you don't care
    Now it's you-know-who
    I've got the you-know-what
    I stick it in the you-know-where
    You know why, you don't care
    Now it's you-know-who
    I've got the you-know-what
    I stick it in the you-know-where
    You know why, you don't care

    Babble, Babble, Bitch, Bitch
    Rebel, Rebel, Party, Party
    Sex, sex, sex, don't forget the violence
    Blah, blah, blah
    Got your lovey-dovey sad and lonely
    Stick your stupid slogan in
    Everybody sing along

    Are you motherfuckers ready for the new shit?
    Stand up and admit it, tomorrow's never coming
    This is the new shit
    Stand up and admit it
    Do we need it? NO!
    Do we want it? YEAH!
    This is the new shit
    Stand up and admit it

    Let us
    We're entertaining you
    Let us
    We're entertaining you
    Let us
    We're entertaining you
    Let us
    We're entertaining you
    Let us
    We're entertaining you "
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    I think I used these before but they work.
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    "Do my thing,
    Get paid,
    And i'm out.

    I don't know much about clothes,
    But my hair looks fierce!
    I don't know much about clothes,
    But my hair looks fierce!
    I don't know much about clothes,
    But my hair looks fierce!
    I don't know much about clothes,
    But my hair looks fierce!

    When you talk all I hear is,
    Bla say bla bla bla say bla bla
    Take me to my car,
    Got a 50 foot stretch limosine,
    Color creme,
    Justin Wilderstein at my mini-bar,
    I got friends in high places,
    With plastic faces,
    Boys in braces,
    Wanna' change their races.
    I can't stop, 'cause I won't stop.
    The party starts,
    as soon as my dress drops

    I don't know much about clothes,
    But my hair looks fierce!
    I don't know much about clothes,
    But my hair looks fierce!
    I don't know much about clothes,
    But my hair looks fierce!
    I don't know much about clothes,
    But my hair looks fierce!

    We are live in Hollywood, on the red Carpet[Rapper],
    With Amanda Lepore,
    Tell us Amanda who made your dress?
    Some mexican children[Amanda Lepore],
    In an LA sweat shop,
    Who worked non-stop,
    Until their heads dropped,
    They weren't allowed food or water to drink,
    They still did a fierce job,
    Don't you think?
    Yes, I do [Rapper]
    Thank you[Amanda Lepore]
    Now about that dress [Rapper]
    Forget the dress, let's talk about my breast[Amanda Lepore]
    Speaking of breast implants[Rapper],
    What did Paris Hilton do?
    Paris Who? [Amanda Lepore] "
     
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    FindFireFox---
    You are a total poet! I'm blown away.
    So who would play you in LPSG--The Musical?

    D.
     
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    'Suddenly Seymour' from the Little Shop of Horrors musical.

    Only the plant could be growing from out of Seymour's unzipped flies.

    I actually saw this Musical, the original version thatis, when I was 18.

    It was a terrific Live show. Very feisty

    Its on right now in London with this Actress I fancy, her name is Sheridan Smith.
     
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