LPSG - the true meaning :)

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  1. mickswim

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    2008 Tax Code








    The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.



    This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around



    unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is



    pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has



    two dependents and they are both nuts!







    HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed



    according to size:







    The brackets are as follows:







    10 - 12' Luxury Tax $300.00



    8 - 10' Pole Tax $250.00



    5 - 8' Privilege Tax $150.00



    3 - 5' Nuisance Tax $30.00







    Males exceeding 12' must file capital gains.







    Anyone under 4' is eligible for a tax refund.







    PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION






















     
  2. B_enter today

    B_enter today New Member

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    ROTFLMAO
    This is hilarious!
     
  3. mickswim

    mickswim New Member

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    thanks dude - thot so too - had to post
     
  4. mindseye

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    Well, I think everyone's under four feet.
    </pedantic>
     
  5. mickswim

    mickswim New Member

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    yeah LOL - the english post didn't translate phonetically :))\
    sorry bout that - u got the idea tho? yup?
     
  6. Not_Punny

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    Very funny. :biggrin1:
     
  7. playainda336

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    I don't think I'd even want a three foot dick.
     
  8. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    hahahaha :lmao:
     
  9. mickswim

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    translate feet to humour dude - meant to be sarcastic math :)
     
  10. playainda336

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    Yes. And my sense of humor is very dry. It doesn't come quite across if you don't know me.
     
  11. Northland

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    Thanks for the laugh!:smile:
     
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