LPSG Theme Song?

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Ego - Kanye West ft Beyonce

Its pretty obscene. Is this what the world (of music, in general) has come to?

It's too big, it's too wide,
It's too strong, it won't fit,
It's too much, it's too tough,
He talk like this 'cause he can back it up,
He got a big ego, such a huge ego,
I love his big ego, it's too much,
He walk like this 'cause he can back it up

Maybe some of the members here can use it as a mantra.

Anyone else got an "entry" (hehe) for the LPSG Theme Song?
 

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Candy Man -- by Mississippi John Hurt

Well all you ladies gather 'round
That good sweet candy man's in town
It's the candy man
It's the candy man

He likes a stick of candy just nine inch long
He sells as fast a hog can chew his corn
It's the candy man
It's the candy man

All heard what sister Johnson said
She always takes a candy stick to bed
It's the candy man
It's the candy man

Don't stand close to the candy man
He'll leave a big candy stick in your hand
It's the candy man
It's the candy man

He sold some candy to sister Bad
The very next day she took all he had
It's the candy man
It's the candy man

If you try his candy, good friend of mine,
you sure will want it for a long long time
It's the candy man
It's the candy man

His stick candy don't melt away
It just gets better, so the ladies say
It's the candy man
It's the candy man
 
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or...

Jelly Roll Baker -- by Lonnie Johnson

“Mr. Jelly Roll Baker, let me be your slave.
When Gabriel blows his trumpet, then I'll rise from my grave,
For some of your good jelly roll, crazy ‘bout that good jelly roll.
Yes, it's good for the sick, good for the young and old.

”I was sentenced for murder in the first degree.
Judge's wife call up and says, “Let that man go free!
He's the Jelly Roll Baker. He's got the best jelly roll in town.
Only man can bake jelly roll, with his damper down.

”She said, “Who taught you how, to bake good jelly roll?”
I said, “Nobody Miss, it's just a gift from my soul,
To bake good jelly roll, crazy ‘bout that good jelly roll.
Yes, I love your jelly, it's good to my weary soul.

”There was a man in the hospital, shot all full of holes.
The nurse left the man dyin', to go get some good jelly roll.
Says, “I've got to have my jelly, crazy ‘bout that good jelly roll.
Yes, I'd rather let him lose his life, than to miss my good jelly roll.

”“Miss, can I put in my order for two weeks ahead?
I'd rather have your jelly roll than my home-cooked bread.
I'm crazy ‘bout you jelly, crazy ‘bout that good jelly roll.
Just like Maxwell House coffee, it do's me good deep down in my soul.”
 
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I think the leading entries here are

Ego
Big Ten Inch Record

We need more explicit, size related lyrics and fewer of these more general sex / masturbation songs :tongue: