So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas (you didn't think I was done, did ya?)
Hurrah for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork
Your wife's best friend
Your percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they'll put you in the dock
and you won't....come....back.