"LPSG would be a better place if..."

[B_Hickboy]

Discuss among yourselves.

I'll begin: If we could have public votes as to who goes and who stays. There is entirely too fucking much deadwood around here.

What do you think would improve things tremendously around here?

I know, "Ban Hickboy". Those of you who were going to say that, I've said it for you.

 

[ManofThunder]

I'd like the 'Arcade' to evolve and be used. I like the idea of the public vote in one way, but anyone could fall victim to banning if enough people came forward. I'd also like to see more common sense.

 

[Drifterwood]

There is entirely too fucking much deadwood around here.

Fuck off. :biggrin1:

 

[B_Hickboy]

Fuck off. :biggrin1:

It's been done. :biggrin1:

 

[ManofThunder]

Actually, I suppose to distinguish the friendly members from the not-so pleasant ones - there could be a rating system of awesomeness/friendliness introduced, not just hotness. Just a thought.

 

[deleted3782]

I think a real-world coffee house with live music and a continuous Happy Hour after 5pm would improve this place. I'm tired of all this cyber intercourse.

Barring that, holograms.

 

[B_stanmarsh14]

Having the ability to nail HickBoy's nads to the floor / lump of wood, would help release some anger, or some cattle prods for Luka :biggrin1:

In short, we need some anger management here that works.

(I wonder if nudeyorker has discovered the laxatives in the staff coffee yet?)

 

[B_Hickboy]

Having the ability to nail HickBoy's nads to the floor / lump of wood, would help release some anger, or some cattle prods for Luka :biggrin1:

In short, we need some anger management here that works.

(I wonder if nudeyorker has discovered the laxatives in the staff coffee yet?)

Laxatives have no effect on nudeyorker.

 

[D_Hawkeye Pierced]

If LPSG had an office and they could offer a unicorn valet service to pick me up to and from that would be great. Open bar and make it a no pants party.

If out of unicorn's I will settle for a polar bear. Hard to not look awesome riding a polar bear.

 

[earllogjam]

Morphine. Somedays it's just too painful to be here.

There should be a BAN on any type of solicitation thread. "Looking in to hook up in Chicago", " What do you think of my dick?", "Skype me now"

Get the fuck off this site and go to a porn hook up site. This ain't the place for you.

These threads and the myriad of idiotic threads that don't even elicit one or two responses are a total waste of bandwidth on this site and do nothing to foster community or spur conversation among members. They are insidious as the site gets dumber by the day and it gets harder to find substantive threads. So much garbage to sift through to find anything worthwhile.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Morphine. Somedays it's just too painful to be here.

There should be a BAN on any type of solicitation thread. "Looking in to hook up in Chicago", " What do you think of my dick?", "Skype me now"

Get the fuck off this site and go to a porn hook up site. This ain't the place for you.

These threads and the myriad of idiotic threads that don't even elicit one or two responses are a total waste of bandwidth on this site and do nothing to foster community or spur conversation among members. They are insidious as the site gets dumber by the day and it gets harder to find substantive threads. So much garbage to sift through to find anything worthwhile.

Will you be my friend?

 

[B_stanmarsh14]

Laxatives have no effect on nudeyorker.

I know why.... I mistakenly used Pecker's viagra instead..... now staff is full of hard pricks :biggrin1:

 

[MickeyLee]

Mr. Jeff_Black needs to get his happy ass back here.

 

[ManofThunder]

Mr. Jeff_Black needs to get his happy ass back here.

MickeyLee - professional stalker since 1999. :tongue:

 

[MickeyLee]

Mr. Jeff Black accepts being stalked as a consequence of being so damn awesome.
and Canadian.

 

[LaFemme]

Mr. Jeff Black accepts being stalked as a consequence of being so damn awesome.
and Canadian.

I'm Canadian....and a little bit awesome....and willing to be stalked :smile:

 

[ManofThunder]

Mr. Jeff Black accepts being stalked as a consequence of being so damn awesome.
and Canadian.

Too bad I was so late to the party. I've missed all the cool folks. :frown1: Canada is England's American cousin. That makes sense, right?

 

[MickeyLee]

*peeks over hedge.... squints through window* move over to ya left, Ms. Femme :bandit:

ohhhh.. yea... that's it *pervs*

Too bad I was so late to the party. I've missed all the cool folks. :frown1: Canada is England's American cousin. That makes sense, right?

so... what ya saying.. in Kentucky, Canada could marry England?

new cool folks show up all the time *hugs Mr. MoT*

ohOH an Ask A Womang area would be sweet.

 

[LaFemme]

*peeks over hedge.... squints through window* move over to ya left, Ms. Femme :bandit:

ohhhh.. yea... that's it *pervs*

I'll make sure I accidentally leave the window open and the show starts at 8 for Ms. Lee.... *yay, Ms Lee is my stalker - happy wiggly jiggly dance*

 

[ManofThunder]

so... what ya saying.. in Kentucky, Canada could marry England?

new cool folks show up all the time *hugs Mr. MoT*

ohOH an Ask A Womang area would be sweet.

Oh yeah, exactly! Imagine their baby... It might be France. There are lots of cool folks, true. But Mr Hhuck is leaving us and I keep hearing of other past members. :frown1: I wanna build a time-machine! *hugs Ms MickeyLee and moves hand down to booty - gets slapped and backs away slowly.*