Ваш пенис слишком большой.
Not слишком (too big), surely. At any rate, I'm not complaining.
After making my previous post, I realized that it was completely wrong of me to identify myself, following Dongalong's example, by writing, "Я Калбонер." That would mean "I am a Calboner." To identify oneself by name, one uses "меня завут" ("I am called"; cf. "Je m'appelle," "Ich heiße," etc.) Hence I should have written: "Меня завут Калбонер."