lucky santa

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  1. rayman21

    rayman21 New Member

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    This young girl wanted to see Santa so she stayed up on Christmas Eve.

    At about 12:00 a.m. Santa came down her chimney and she said to him in a little voice "Santa will you stay with me?" And Santa said" HO HO HO gotta go, gotta go, gotta give other children presents you know"
    So she took of her robe and she said"Santa will you stay with me now and he said "HO HO HO gotta go gotta go gotta give other children presents you know"
    So she took off her bra and said" Santa will you stay with me now? And he said again HO HO HO gotta go, gotta go, gotta give other children presents you know
    So she took off her panties so she was completely naked and she said in a sexy voice SANTA WILL YOU STAY WITH ME NOW? Santa said" Hey hey, hey gotta stay, gotta stay can't go up the chimney with my pecker this way
     
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    B_Think_Kink New Member

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    Oh bother lol
     
  3. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

    MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK Well-Known Member

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    Well, one way or another, Santa came this year.:naughty::biggrin:
     
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