Ludacris talks about his manhood

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Rapper LUDACRIS was a happy teenager after discovering he had a larger-than-average penis.
The CRASH star is famed for lyrics about his manhood and insists he can't help singing about it, because it's one of his most famous features.
He boasts to Playboy magazine, "If you're proud of yourself, you've broken out a ruler and measured yourself. All I can say is I'm extremely proud of myself.
"It took me a while because it's not like I go around peeping at other men.
It's something I've been told by many women.
"I'm exceptional - very much, I was told. Women, watch out for us medium-built guys."
 

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tripod said:
Wow... I've never heard of a rap artist boasting of his endowment! This is off tha hook!
:jester:

How 'bout 2 Live Crew?
No one else remembers them,
or "Dick Almighty."

arktrucker said:
The spelling of his name was due to a misprint in the press. You see, he is really a Norwegian singer the press mispelled his name LudaFISK. Simple explanation.

Even if it's big,
it's useless if it tastes like
lye-soaked jellied fish.
 
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Stop hating, he never said he had a 20" cock, he said from what the ladies said he's big. He also said he doesnt go around looking at other people's cocks so he doesnt know. I believe him, he didnt say anything that's so hard to believe. He could mean he has a 7.5" cock and that the ladies think its big, no big deal.
 
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I was going to leave a comment about the first time I saw Luda on Mtv and what he said then about his size. However, I think this thread has taken a nasty turn. It seems that if a celebrity mentions size in an interview or something, this website flames up like a drag queen on speed. At least celebrities like Jake Gyllenhaal or Jason Priestly. However, a black 'gansta' rapper makes the same reference and the hostility and bile pour out like was talking about using it on some child. Now, I'm just a middle-aged, white gay guy and certainly no apologist for hip-hop, but I definitely sense a huge double standard at work here. Can't we all just get along?
 
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Sup yall... I come on here and read stuff all the time and never post, however, this time i feel the need to say somethin...

I'm a STRAIGHT 24 Y/O black male, and I'm always quick to tell someone that my dick is "alright" simply because 9.5in. to some is alright, to some its "wow" but at some point u are gonna have to drop the draws (underwear) and show what u got!! lol!! In the article where Luda says he never looked at another man's dick, thats a lie!! EVERY DUDE, straight or gay, has checked out another dude's dick to see where he measures up, and thats just the truth; whether in the locker room, in a bathroom at the urinals, on a porno, etc.

Every rapper's lyrics contain some reference about their dick size, most common reference is using Magnums. Personally, if Luda wants the world to at least "think" he has a big dick, let him, its his business!! If a groupie comes forth and confirm or deny, thats his business!! Why has this become a "rapper bashing" thread? We all know that all blacks arent hung because if that was the case, this site alone would be predominantly black. There was a thread where they were saying how Wilmer V. boasted about being endowed, there was NO backlash for that, so why now?
 
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Yah, everyone.. I have a huge 14 inch dick.. You see how easy that was?

I can lie to magazines as well. I think I will believe Ludacris has a big dick when I actually see it. For right now, the guy just has a HUGE EGO.
 

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jeff black said:
Yah, everyone.. I have a huge 14 inch dick.. You see how easy that was?

I can lie to magazines as well. I think I will believe Ludacris has a big dick when I actually see it. For right now, the guy just has a HUGE EGO.

i'm gonna go with Jeff on this one (like i always do...lol.)
 

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jeff black said:
Yah, everyone.. I have a huge 14 inch dick.. You see how easy that was?

I can lie to magazines as well. I think I will believe Ludacris has a big dick when I actually see it. For right now, the guy just has a HUGE EGO.

It's not like with us women, where it's rather easy to underline statements about your "endowment". I mean, if I'd tell a glamour magazine, "Guys, I got the real deal! Forget about all those medium titties!", Everyone would be able to see that I speak from experience. *shakin it some*

On the other hand, with guys that isn't so easily to back up. As long as he doesn't whip it out in a talk show, or to a magazine reporter, nobody will be able to tell for sure whether he's saying the truth. Probably he's just living up to the expectations. I mean, what a joke would he be if he sang about banging chicks and his huge salami, if everyone knew for sure that all he had was a party sausage?
 

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Wow... I've never heard of a rap artist boasting of his endowment! This is off tha hook!
:jester:
 

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Stronzo said:
I wish "Ludacris" would talk about the foolish spelling of his name...:rolleyes:

It's rediculous.

The spelling of his name was due to a misprint in the press. You see, he is really a Norwegian singer the press mispelled his name LudaFISK. Simple explanation.
 

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You're serious...
Its like guys who brag about bank accounts. If he's going to talk about it like that, then show it just like all the rest of the stuff. Then I'll change my mind.
 

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Stronzo said:
I wish "Ludacris" would talk about the foolish spelling of his name...:rolleyes:

It's rediculous.

Shhhh---he doesn't know he misspelled it---you'll damage his fragile ego and he'll have to buy more Bling to compensate...:tongue:
 

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jeff black said:
Yah, everyone.. I have a huge 14 inch dick.. You see how easy that was?

I can lie to magazines as well. I think I will believe Ludacris has a big dick when I actually see it. For right now, the guy just has a HUGE EGO.

Right on!
 

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BlackCock85 said:
Stop hating, he never said he had a 20" cock, he said from what the ladies said he's big. He also said he doesnt go around looking at other people's cocks so he doesnt know.

Of course he said that.
No one believes guys who say,
"My dick is soooooo big."

So instead, he says,
"Girls say I have a huge dick."
Sounds more credible.

He tries to be sly,
but still claims, "my dick is huge."
(Take with grain of salt.)
 

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Satsfakshun said:
I was going to leave a comment about the first time I saw Luda on Mtv and what he said then about his size. However, I think this thread has taken a nasty turn. It seems that if a celebrity mentions size in an interview or something, this website flames up like a drag queen on speed. At least celebrities like Jake Gyllenhaal or Jason Priestly. However, a black 'gansta' rapper makes the same reference and the hostility and bile pour out like was talking about using it on some child. Now, I'm just a middle-aged, white gay guy and certainly no apologist for hip-hop, but I definitely sense a huge double standard at work here. Can't we all just get along?

It is no double-standard. But two things seem to be decisive here: One is that the more famous part of the hip-hop scene is dominated by black guys, and the second is that it seems to be common use among all hip-hop artists, male, to boast about their bedroom skills. I'd pour out bile about that no matter whether it's a black guy or a white guy, but for this special kind of music the mudslinging is more probable to hit a black guy than a white guy. No double standard, in my eyes.
 

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Satsfakshun said:
I was going to leave a comment about the first time I saw Luda on Mtv and what he said then about his size. However, I think this thread has taken a nasty turn. It seems that if a celebrity mentions size in an interview or something, this website flames up like a drag queen on speed. At least celebrities like Jake Gyllenhaal or Jason Priestly. However, a black 'gansta' rapper makes the same reference and the hostility and bile pour out like was talking about using it on some child. Now, I'm just a middle-aged, white gay guy and certainly no apologist for hip-hop, but I definitely sense a huge double standard at work here. Can't we all just get along?

Thank you :smile: