Lurkin No more

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by LovesDick, Sep 18, 2005.

  1. LovesDick

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    HALLO!

    I would like to intorduce myself. I have a big dick and a small foot. Funny right!Iwas born in Guantanamo Cuba but have not been thier in thirteen years. I am big gay and have a boy friend called Dirk a big bottom. Im a stripper. I was made homeless by hurrican Lili and was blown only once in a gloryhole by my englisch teacher! wow. I seen all my couzins cocks and watched some of my five brothers jerk off. All my brothers have more than 9 inchs. I used british spellings. I have a accent in enlisgh but I have british spelling. wow Im cool. I know Gunner and I know Jonah Falcon and I know lots of porno boyz. I have to strip. In highschool I was great on the swimming team and on the wrestling team. Oh there are so many more lies to in my world called Jacinto Rafael Constantino Rene Jesus Nunez Goya. Keep 'em coming guyz and galz its makin me laugh my azz off.
     
  2. jonb

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    PLONK!
     
  3. Pecker

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    Spam Shake

    1 Can of Spam.
    1 tin of Anchovies
    2 12oz cans of beer
    4 oz tomato juice
    1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
    1/2 cup chopped up parsley
    1/4 cup chopped scallions
    dash of Tabasco
    salt (if you'd need it), pepper to taste

    Put it in blender and blend until smooth.

    Serve chilled with Celery stick.
     
  4. B_Hung Muscle

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    OK, I hereby revise my thinking on the British spelling thing. It would much more enjoyable to read this post with British, or any other kind of normal, spelling. What in God's name is an "azz"??! Better yet, just give up spelling and go back to "lurkin."
     
  5. madame_zora

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    I have the search function, and out of his ten posts, nine are flames of DMW. Glad you have a life, idiot!
     
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    Pecker:

    You wouldn't happen to have a nice pickle brine recipe, would you?
     
  7. BuffMusicIdol

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    Ick.

    That's all.

    Just ICK.
     
  8. KinkGuy

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    Oh my God! I think they are breeding.
     
  9. B_Hung Muscle

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    You know, I go on the "correct spelling" thread and argue for the right of people like this to post. Then, I smash my head against the wall.

    Are you a first-class loony stalker, on crack, or just really really insane?
     
  10. madame_zora

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    That thread was about minor errors, this is about stupidity at it's best.
     
  11. B_Hung Muscle

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    ...or worst.
     
  12. D_Barbi_Queue

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    It makes me scared to walk on the streets.
     
  13. Matthew

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    I just have this feeling that LovesDick is some other LPSG member who wants to vent his resentment/jealousy for DMW under a(nother) pseudonym ...

    pathetic
     
  14. prepstudinsc

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    Some of his mis-spellings make me wonder if he's not German. He starts off with "Hallo" then later on he says "Englisch". What I want to know is if DMW really has that many names :shrug:
     
  15. Matthew

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    Or are the misspellings just another ruse to disguise identity?
     
  16. madame_zora

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    That was my first thought too. We'll probably never know, but it's an interesting theory.
     
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    Can't Mark go in the system and check the ISP address or something and see if it matches up with anyone who is curently a member?
     
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