Lyndon Baines Johnson

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  1. jay_too

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    I am surprised someone has not mentioned LBJ. According to biographies, he was definitely oversized and loved to show it. He was a chronic complainer about toilet baptism...hmmm, it seems like I have heard of this before. <_<

    It was not uncommon for the oval office to be full of people and for LBJ to step in the bathroom and leave the door open so everyone could be impressed as he took a whiz. Even women in the press corps got to view this part of the Presidential anatomy.

    Did he have a name for it? You betcha&#33; Jumbo. Of course, Jumbo was Texas-sized.

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  2. txquis

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    I&#39;m not surprised.
    He had a name for everyone and everything.
    I saw his name in the thread title,
    and thought..."Oh no.....i bet he named it
    something, too."
    YUP.
    LOL.

    I know presidents have penises,
    i just dont care to think about it much. :lol:
     
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    Maybe the funniest example of this concept occurred aboard SAM 26000 at a campaign stop in 1964. Johnson invited reporter Frank Cormier and two colleagues to an impromptu press conference in the plane's bedroom, according to Cormier's book, "The Way He Was."
    The president -- who wanted to change clothes after giving a speech in the hot sun -- astonished the reporters when he "removed his shirt and trousers," while answering their questions about the economy. Johnson then "shucked off his underwear" and kept talking while "standing buck naked and waving his towel for emphasis."
    Another time on the jet, Cormier wrote, Johnson was sitting and talking with his legs crossed when an "airman who served as LBJ's valet" kneeled before the president and "quickly removed one of Johnson's shoes and socks, bathed the naked foot then put on a fresh sock and replaced the shoe." Neither the valet nor the president ever acknowledged each other, and Johnson didn't miss a beat of his conversation.
     
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    Actually, many here have talked about LBJ's large wang. Yet to see any pic proof tho.
     
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    The biggest thing about Texas is the overdeveloped egos of many of its residents.
     
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    He once, in the late '30s, maneuvered my great aunt into the bedroom in a hotel suite and exposed himself. Dude was shameless.
     
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    Hey Distance - spoken like a true princess tiny meat. Bite me, from Texas.
     
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    He was lacking in Couth and no doubt anybody that was so paranoid about his image three tv screens in the oval office so he could see the three major networks and how he was presented. He had some major psyc problems all these things point to some insecurities its a shame he was a leader during Vietnam and placed faith in Westmorland. History will record him as a Jumbo screw up.
     
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    supposedly he took his dick out and pisses during a press event on his ranch as potus in front of everybody.
     
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    Where he was raised is the same area I was. It in VERY common for a man to walk over to a tree and pee. No matter who was present. He would not have blinked if a female went behind a bush. That is still common and not considered illegal. He sure did have a large pecker. I have heard of himn oeeing on the roadside, as many rest areas and such had yet to be erected. Especially on Back Roads here.
     
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