M. ZORA.... (an open letter)

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  1. ashlar

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    Dear Mme Zora,

    It is the humble request of this council that you kindly desist with the rampant fingerbanging that you are currently involved in. You need your fingers to post. Remember, post now, clit later.

    Warm regards,
    Yo mama
     
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    My dear Ashlar. You know the Madame has a vibrating dildo. She can post and ...ahem...take care of ...cough...other business at the same time. However,the rumor is that the Zora's dildo quit vibrating and is in the shop being repaired. Poor Zora.
     
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    I am sure Zora will be back once she has fucked enough men in the ass with that raging cock of hers.
     
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    Don't worry, Im taking good care of her.
    She contracted my services for a bigger engine for it.

    Plans are for a turbocharged motor, with Nitrous, so when she's just about there, she can hit the button and Fly.......

    Should be ready in a few days. All the assembly lube is in, just need to retorque everything down.

    In the meantime, I loaned her my industrial vibrator.
    Harbor Freight Tools - Quality Tools at the Lowest Prices
     
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    annmm dmmph frthgth thfff mmmfftth, tmmph!
     
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    *Reports* :mad:
     
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    His tongue was busy with mz :wink:
     
  8. Matthew

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    and her strap-on :eek:
     
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    Bow chicka wow woww :notworthy: :firedevil:
     
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    Hahaha... I posted this earlier because she was showing as online but not posting anything at all for like 2 hours. I should call her tonight and tell her what's going on over here.
     
  11. Pecker

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    Offer to give her a hand.
     
  12. ashlar

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    Surely I can do better than a hand.
     
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    ...and surely she can, ashlar.
    What else you got?
     
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    I can offer MZ a concrete vibrator with a 3,450 RPM, 15 amp continuous duty motor, a ten foot flexshaft and a fifteen inch stinger.
     
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    Sooooo, I guess that means the rest of us are pretty much out of the race at this point ... :frown1: :clit:
     
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    speak for youurself!
     
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    Originally Posted by kalipygian [​IMG]
    I can offer MZ a concrete vibrator with a 3,450 RPM, 15 amp continuous duty motor, a ten foot flexshaft and a fifteen inch stinger.


    Oh hell no, the war is on! Our strategic weapon of choice, that still fits in a bedroom and is transportable: The Wacker concrete vibrator B5000 5hp gas motor with the incomparable H65 8" girth x 13" length head on an SM9-S 1" x 30' flexible shaft.
     
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    I have been a heavy equipment operator for years and I can always use a ho with the quick attach concrete breaker. With that “equipment” I may just win!:biggrin1:

    ***edit: After proof reading that I have been trying to decide whether or not to edit “ho” to “hoe” but have decided to let my Freudian slip stand.***
     
  19. kalipygian

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    The model I offered I actually possess. (And MZ has not considered the thread worthy of response, I think she has been on)
     
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    I actually run equipment and have access to the hoe. The only problem is weather to bring the equipment to her or bring her to the equipment.
     
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