M. ZORA.... (an open letter)
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madame_zora
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That's right peeps, you guessed it- this can only mean one thing-
I FINALLY GOT A NEW COMPUTER!!!!
DIE, NAZI BASTARDS, DIE!!!
I FINALLY GOT A NEW COMPUTER!!!!
DIE, NAZI BASTARDS, DIE!!!
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You got a new computer and you're playing that old-ass Castle Wolfenstein game?!? WTF, lady??? :biggrin1:
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madame_zora
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A little sudden right after the prom, don'tcha think? You looked fabulous in that hot pink gown though.:tongue:
madame_zora
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Oh, no way! How the fuck have you been, my man? I haven't heard from you in ages!
Honestly, there's a pretty substantial neo-nazi movement in Ohio, it's a more violent place than people realise. What always makes ME happy is seeing all those fucking skinheads singing along with Rammstein because they're German, not knowing what the lyrics are saying. I love seeing skinheads singing about how they love butt sex!! Fucking Ohioans.
madame_zora
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Umm, you don't know me very well, do you? I got a USED computer- I'm broke like a joke and don't know shit about technology. I'n lucky I can log on- ask anybody who was a mod with me, haha. I also have no idea who Castle Wolfstein is- should I google?
madame_zora
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madame_zora
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Ooh, pecan cookies would be amazing- but can I chew on your ass while they're baking? *bats eyelashes*
madame_zora
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I like to screw on my side, good call.*
*thanks her lucky stars you're of age now, whew!
Besides that, I can screw anyone I want on the side- Matthew's GAY!
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Sure. (and the old oven is a bit slow:biggrin1
Damn, I need to get outta here- my blood pressure just shot through the roof!
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I think we'll all be able to find a mutually beneficial way to work this out.
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And then this came to mind...I think we'll all be able to find a mutually beneficial way to work this out.
"
You see, me and my homies like to play this game
We call it Amtrak but some call it the train
We all would line up in a single-file line
And take our turns at waxing girls' behinds
But every time it came to me, I was shit out of luck
Because I'd stick my dick in, and it would get stuck
The girls would say "Stop!" I'd say "I'm not!
That's enough, I quit, 'cause y'all are bustin' me out!"
I say, girls, don't hide it, just divide it
And please don't knock it until you've tried it
So to all of you bitches and all you hoes
Let's have group sex and do the Rambo!"
Ahh, 2 live crew.
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