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Now thats a bloody good suggestion :smile:

Can I just point something out, whilst I'm sure it isn't the case here.. some can find it a little offensive for things like this to be asked publically, a polite PM would be far nicer and less offensive.

I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to offend anybody. I did ask her through a PM, but she didn't respond. I didn't know what else to do.
 

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Is Madam Zora a guy or a girl? One minute he/she claims to be a straight female, and the next claims to be a gay male. Does anybody know what sex he/she really is?

Of course Madame Zora is gay. She's into guys, isn't she? A carnivore ;-)

And for the rest of the time, you should probably go and piss up a rope, before your ask silly questions. If she didn't respond to your PM, that's absolutely understandable, I wouldn't do so either if someone asked me something so dumb.
 
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I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to offend anybody. I did ask her through a PM, but she didn't respond. I didn't know what else to do.


Well, you could have checked my gallery and just matched the face in the avatar to the body in the purple faerie outfit with my TITS hanging out! That would have been the simple route, no?

Anyway, the answer in full appears here in post #82:

http://www.lpsg.org/et-cetera-et-cetera/26549-calling-all-longtime-lpsgers-6.html#post673038

Now, I'm going to fuck Lex in the ass, dress up with DMW, prank everyone with Spladle, tie up DC and enjoy a long night of passionate sex with Chicago Sam. Naughty and I are going to do our nails together, Bronx and I are going to beat up some men, I'm going to take Spoodj's temperature with a rectal thermometer, flip Rob_just_rob for being flip, and Alex8 is going to take snapshots of the whole adventure and leak the evidence to Celebrity Skins. Dreamer's going to do his jonb impression for me, Nineinch is going to tease me by showing me that his dick is bigger than mine, Senor Rubi is considering bottoming for me, but we'll discuss it over pasta.
Rikter and I are going on a treasure hunt, but let none of this distract us from the fact that STEAMPUNK showed up to defend my honour! *le sigh*

As for everyone else, I'm just going to breathe cunt all over the lot of you, haha. Oh, and:




Clearly, the only option is to instruct the bastard to fuck off. Fuck right off.

Do not pass go, do not collect $200- just fuck right off.

And die.

That's right, fuck off and die, you slimy bastard.

Or, if so inclined, run outside and play the ever popular Hide and Go Fuck Yourself™.

Fuck yourself on a train, on a plane, in a box, with a fox...

No matter what the method, the important thing is that you don't forget to fuck yourself.

Fuck yourself and eat beans, for all I care.

Fuck yourself at your grandfather's house. Be sure not to fuck your grandfather... This is a common mistake. It is imperitive that you fuck yourself.

Fuck yourself and send us the pictures, so that we can verify that you have, indeed, completed your mission. WE WILL BE KEEPING TABS ON YOUR "FUCKED YOURSELF" STATUS.

In that vein, allow me to mention the importance of the ensuing paperwork. You can write this off on your taxes if need be. Certain restrictions apply, but not the kinds of restrictions that get you out of fucking yourself.

This is a tradition that is becoming something of a lost art, you see. We need as many young, fresh souls to speak the dead language (if you will,) of fucking yourself as humanly possible. So, if you don't fuck yourself, you will be just like the generations past that have made fucking yourself an endangered species. Just like the pandas¹. You heartless, pandacidal bastard.

Do not confuse this order with Canada's declared Masturbation Month². This is something special, just for you.

It is YOU that must fuck yourself, you Capitalistic fucktard. How dare you come onto OUR site and try to make money?Stop sucking off soldiers in Guantanamo bay, and GO FUCK YOURSELF.
 
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Of course Madame Zora is gay. She's into guys, isn't she? A carnivore ;-)

And for the rest of the time, you should probably go and piss up a rope, before your ask silly questions. If she didn't respond to your PM, that's absolutely understandable, I wouldn't do so either if someone asked me something so dumb.


I love you, wanna fuck? :biggrin1:
 
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Possibly the confusion of the OP occurred because of MZ's strength, which many men associate with masculinity and which fewer men associate with sexiness. She is sassy, hard-hitting, intolerant of ignorance, and smart. I wouldn't care if she did have a penis: She's wonderful.
 

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Possibly the confusion of the OP occurred because of MZ's strength, which many men associate with masculinity and which fewer men associate with sexiness. She is sassy, hard-hitting, intolerant of ignorance, and smart. I wouldn't care if she did have a penis: She's wonderful.
Well said John. As i have stated before. I think she is one smart,sexy woman. I love a strong woman,and she is one strong woman.:cool: :smile:
 
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Does anybody know what sex he/she really is?

Don't let these assholes scare you off. It's a perfectly good question. It happens to have an easy answer. I've been here about a year, and by now am moderately certain that she's pretty much what she claims to be, which is, among other things, female. Unfortunately that's not how she's treated here - she's a Dancing Bear, not a person at all, and certain resident jerks just wait around to watch her performance, which is usually delivered right on cue. Oh boy, Zora's gonna tear somebody a new asshole! Tee hee, let's hide behind the furniture and watch. It's disgraceful.

And ignore the admonishments about the PMs. They're useless, MZ has a phobia about them and they're not a useful communications tool. (No great crime there, I ignore PMs too, the big difference between me and Z is that I don't routinely tell everybody about it.)

And if nobody's said it already, welcome to LPSG.
 

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Don't let these assholes scare you off. It's a perfectly good question. It happens to have an easy answer. I've been here about a year, and by now am moderately certain that she's pretty much what she claims to be, which is, among other things, female. Unfortunately that's not how she's treated here - she's a Dancing Bear, not a person at all, and certain resident jerks just wait around to watch her performance, which is usually delivered right on cue. Oh boy, Zora's gonna tear somebody a new asshole! Tee hee, let's hide behind the furniture and watch. It's disgraceful.

And ignore the admonishments about the PMs. They're useless, MZ has a phobia about them and they're not a useful communications tool. (No great crime there, I ignore PMs too, the big difference between me and Z is that I don't routinely tell everybody about it.)


And if nobody's said it already, welcome to LPSG.

In fairness to MZ and the OP, she can't control how people feel about her. Considering her intelligence, I doubt she takes pleasure in breathing fire on demand as if she's entertaining an appreciative audience. Her opinions are always well thought out and occasionally dressed in insult if she feels that the offender hasn't done his homework or is just plain ignorant. I wonder, BD, if you recognize your similarities to her? I read your posts for the same reason I read hers:They are guaranteed to be thoughtful and blunt.
 

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grandunification, don't take it personally. Stay and enjoy the fun, get to know some of us, think just a little before you post, and join in. We are a good group, really. For the most part. There may be a few exceptions, but I feel fairly confident in saying that most of us joined because of the name of the site, and stayed because of the quality of the membership. Get to know us.
 
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