we are all part of one giant fungi colony that has invaded earth my brothers and sisters.
spore on!
I know all about your 100% part, but I betcha I could get some spores out of ya.
Shroom logic: Would that be incest, bro?
Ooh ooh! Now do me...
Though I must point out one small detail that you all have overlooked... M_Z's dick is bigger than MINE...
OK OK... i forgot to include the part about dick size, but really, don't we wanna leave SOME mystery for the noobs?
I mean, what fun is it if i just go ahead and tell them that everyone who claims to have a big cock is lying, everyone who claims to have an average cock is really hung like a gnat, and those who claim to have small cocks that they want humilated are really women with enormous clits?
Shhhh! You're blowing my cover, dammit!
I don't address you directly that often, but how would you feel if someone started a thread about YOU questioning your gender? Would it be a perfectly good question then? What if it happened fairly regularly, just based on the way you wrote? Anyone (like you) who's been here a while knows how often I get to field that question, it really shouldn't be a surprise that it gets annoying. Yeah, I'm sure a big fat whiner like you would find that just fine.
Oh, BABY! I am so yours. Throw me down, tie me up, and have your fuckin' way with me for as long as you like! I am your submissive and obedient sex slave for life!Now, I'm going to . . . enjoy a long night of passionate sex with Chicago Sam.
Oh, BABY! I am so yours. Throw me down, tie me up, and have your fuckin' way with me for as long as you like! I am your submissive and obedient sex slave for life!
MADAME ZORA IS BACK! YAY!
Finally, a smokin' hot poster worth coming online for and reading!
Love ya, Baby! Sam
Yes, she is back. But babe, she's here for me... She's in love with me! And who can blame her?!?! I mean, face it, i'm just better than you!!
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That's not what I heard, JBT! But please feel free to indulge your fantasy while you watch. Sorry to hear about your phallocrypsis!Yes, she is back. But babe, she's here for me... She's in love with me! And who can blame her?!?! I mean, face it, i'm just better than you!!
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That's not what I heard, JBT! But please feel free to indulge your fantasy while you watch. Sorry to hear about your phallocrypsis!
What else would they want, JBT?:biggrin1:You have really bad sources.
Besides, it's not my penis that people are after on here. :biggrin1::wink:
They want me for my:
Amazing mind
Superb wit
Stunning smile
Yup, seems like they'll get it!:biggrin1:They want me for my:
Amazing mind
Superb wit
Stunning smile
GAPING MAN HOLE?They want me for my:
Amazing mind
Superb wit
Stunning smile
For those of you who aren't in the know:
Madame Zora is a straight woman pretending to be a gay man pretending to be a lesbian woman pretending to be a pre-operative transexual pretending to be a straight man.
Alex8 is Lex. Lex is BronxBombshell. BronxBombshell is GoneA. GoneA is Jeff Black. Jeff Black is Novice Bottom. Novice Bottom and Joyboytoy79 are one transcontinental being. Joyboytoy79 is Spladle, who in turn is Stronzo. Stronzo is Madame Zora, and Madame Zora is Lex.
All of the women on this site are really gay men. All the straight men on this site are really gay men. All of the gay men on this site are secretly afraid of large penises, and only the transvestites are really who they say they are.
To make things even more complicated: Alex8 really is in Germany. Lex really is in the DC area. BronxBombshell (gods rest her soul) really is in New York City, as is Gone A. But Jeff Black is in Canada with Senior Rubirosa and not in California with Novice Bottom. Joyboytoy79 is a homeless drifter. Spladle WAS in texas until he got himself banned, just like Stronzo WAS in Boston. Madam Zora, however, is still in Ohio.
So.... now that everything is cleared up...