joyboytoy79
Sexy Member
- Joined
- Aug 28, 2006
- Posts
- 3,686
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- 65
- Points
- 193
- Location
- Washington, D.C. (United States)
- Sexuality
- 100% Gay, 0% Straight
- Gender
- Male
Pass the Bong please!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who said anything about a bong?
Pass the Bong please!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lex, I am EVER so pissed that Zora spanks your cute brown ass, and I don't even get invited to take pics. MAL approaches. Be prepared.
And for once that particular term isn't being used to refer to me.
Who said anything about a bong?
Dreamer's going to do his jonb impression for me,
I wish BronxBombshell would come back and play.
Where did that line come from?
"More of a man than you'll ever be, and more of a woman than you'll ever get."
May be a suitable sig.
ChicagoSam said:Oh, BABY! I am so yours. Throw me down, tie me up, and have your fuckin' way with me for as long as you like! I am your submissive and obedient sex slave for life!
MADAME ZORA IS BACK! YAY!
Finally, a smokin' hot poster worth coming online for and reading!
Love ya, Baby! Sam
joyboytoy79 said:They want me for my:
Amazing mind
Superb wit
Stunning smile
jakeatolla said:Pass the Bong please!!!!!!!!!!!!
DC_DEEP said:Lex, I am EVER so pissed that Zora spanks your cute brown ass, and I don't even get invited to take pics. MAL approaches. Be prepared.
Zora, we need to talk. I'll call you after the weekend.
alex8 said:And for once that particular term isn't being used to refer to me.
dreamer20 said:And I so wanted to do my Buddy Holly impression.:wink:
What a funny coincidence that N.P. would be in my "jonb" impression.
Enjoy::biggrin1:
YouTube - STAR TREK (SLOOP JOHN B.)
Lordpendragon said:I wish BronxBombshell would come back and play.
Where did that line come from?
"More of a man than you'll ever be, and more of a woman than you'll ever get."
May be a suitable sig.
mercurialbliss said:I wish she would too. One of my earlier sigs was a Bronxy quote. "Her pussy's made of platinum".
vinny_spiruccino said:Ooh ooh! Now do me...
Though I must point out one small detail that you all have overlooked... M_Z's dick is bigger than MINE...
rawbone8 said:we are all part of one giant fungi colony that has invaded earth my brothers and sisters.
spore on!
I never ever questioned your sex until you started started something. I have always been very suspicious of anybody who claims to be female, and you were one of the very few who I truly trusted. I was very distraught when you changed your profile, because I felt like I had been betrayed by the most interesting person on the board. Let me get this straight. You changed your profile and then got mad at me for questioning your sex. About your pictures, anybody can fake pictures in a way that nobody could prove feign. Isn't it reasonable to pursue the truth? I did everything I could to make it private, but you wouldn't let me. How is that my fault?
lex said:The proper response when someone ignores you is to get over it.
You guys are too much, I can't believe this is still going on. However, in my typical attention whore fashion, I can but add to the controversy.:biggrin1:
Oh, BABY! I am so yours. Throw me down, tie me up, and have your fuckin' way with me for as long as you like! I am your submissive and obedient sex slave for life! MADAME ZORA IS BACK! YAY! Finally, a smokin' hot poster worth coming online for and reading! Love ya, Baby! Sam
Whatever you say, oh Beautiful One! I am so ready and willing to serve, and to satisfy, and to have punishment deliciously inflicted upon my eager ass! You are too kind, my good and generous dominatrix! Whip me! Beat me! Hurt me! I'm yours! WHOOOOOOOF! And I give you my 1300th post!:biggrin1: SamSubmissive is good, as long as you don't play dead! You can misbehave a bit too, the punishment is so much fun.
I love you, wanna fuck? :biggrin1:
*Jumps in between Madame_Zora's thighs and starts to slam hips with her madly* Oh yes! I'm screwing you with my huge imaginary dick! Ah! Ah! Ah! *Bouncing and humping so wild the Bed oscillates and shakes* OH! I LOVE YOU! OH ZORA! AH! *Fucking MZ to a screaming, simultaneous orgasm* Ah, I'll cum over your face, bitch!* AHH!
IMAGINARY?!?!
*sits on the corner and jerks off*
Ma'am, yes Ma'am!!
At attention, Airman! You're gonna be taking Zora's position next!
*Jumps in between Madame_Zora's thighs and starts to slam hips with her madly* Oh yes! I'm screwing you with my huge imaginary dick! Ah! Ah! Ah! *Bouncing and humping so wild the Bed oscillates and shakes* OH! I LOVE YOU! OH ZORA! AH! *Fucking MZ to a screaming, simultaneous orgasm* Ah, I'll cum over your face, bitch!* AHH!
Why, Claire, what a big.....STRAP-ON you have!
*Proudly waggles that never-ending 10"/6" plastic erection in front of her, Lex and DC_DEEP, then screws Lex like a horny dog as DC_DEEP shoots his hustler pictorial*
I love you too, baby. How about you pay me back for the pleasures I gave you? And then we sandwich Lex?