Madame Zora, I miss your face

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  1. B_caneadea

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    I don't want to panic anybody. But, someone has stolen our Madame Zora's face from her avatar. Should we notify Captain Rob?
    DEAR MADAME ZORA. PLEASE COME HOME. ALL IS FORGIVEN. YOU MAY CALL COLLECT.
     
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    I don't know about Madame Zora.. but you can call me anytime! WHoa.. what a hot body!!
     
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    Why........thankyouverymuch.
     
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    My pleasure.. in all honesty though, you really do have a nice pysique! Where is Madame Zora anyway? She's one of my favorite too.
     
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    Objection ... flattering the witness your honor!
     
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    *Laughing* Yeah.. I probably should have kept that to myself. But you have to admit that is one nice looking picture.
     
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    Not to worry Caneadea, how could I leave such a nice set of tits?

    Apparently my pic didn't make the cut when the board changed over this time, thanks for letting me know.
     
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    OH!! I am relieved. Welcome home.:)
    And, thanks.......
     
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    You took the words right out of my mouth!!:D
     
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    I never miss Madam Zora's face......of course I have good aim with the man juice.......ohhhh !!!!!

    Gimme a break here, if the jokes were all good I'd be on tour.
     
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    but instead ... you'll be here all week ...
     
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    You'll be awaiting my every post, don't lie.

    You know, with the luck I'm having finding a decent girl after my break up, I'm considering a few options.

    1: Midgets and Parapalegics: Neither one will be able to go anywhere in a hurry. Midgets can run like ten steps for every stride I make, they can have a five minute head start and still not be down the stairs. Girls in wheelchairs are easy to deal with too, I'm sure there's some sort of parking brake type mechanism that I can use. No more waiting around for those pesky parking spots either, bonus !! Plus, I'm sure a midget would be so happy to have a giant like me around. I could be useful for getting things out of cabinets, dusting those hard to reach ceiling fans, and for bodyguard like protection. People always try tossing midgets, crazy world we live in.

    2: Women's shelters: Here's the best pick-up line I have. "Yeah, I may not be much to look at, and I may be pretty broke, but at least I won't hit you like your ex husband". I'll look like a saint, awesome !!!

    3: Insane asylums: If a girl can already have an exciting conversation with herself, there's no need to pretend I'm interested. I can sit back, relax, and wait for her to snap out of it. Then I'll just repeat back whatever her other "personality" already said, she'll think I can read her mind. Nothing is sexier than someone who connects on mental level with you, sex would be sure to follow.
     
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    Ha, you left out AA meetings, there's usually an abundance of women with low self esteem who are desperate for a cure, it just may be you!

    How about grief therapy groups? I'm sure you could brighten someone's day.

    Then there's always the Gynocologist's waiting room, hey if she'll spread 'em for one guy, she might be willing to spread 'em for another, right?
     
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    HEY! That's MY hunting ground! :mad:
     
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    I can just hear it now..."baby you can suck the cure for alcoholism right out of my big dick"
     
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    Ha, the grief therapy group idea is killer though.

    Her: (sobbing) I'm so sad now that my dad passed away..........

    Me: (sarcastically) Yeah, that sucks. So anyway, speaking of stiffs, guess what's in my pants right now !!

    Jackpot.
     
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    That is so wrong LOL
     
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    That's called "Al-Anon's revenge". :D
     
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    Suddenly I'm reminded of "Fight Club."

    Meat Loaf with man-boobs. Yikes.
     
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    Fantastic, well if all else fails, there are always underage hitchhikers. I think my work here is done.

    Dlcs, I can never think of that movie without laughing my ass off over the face of tears left on Meatloaf's t-shirt after Ed Norton does his cry-therapy. That was a spectcular moment in filmmaking history. Too many perfect moments in that movie to name, but plenty of man-flesh that would make it viable even if it weren't great.
     
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