1. Welsh_Beef

    Welsh_Beef New Member

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    Just came back from Magaluf (Mallorca) yesterday and had the time of my life with my mates. I did just about everything such as lapdance and day activities and obviously drink.
    Well out there, there is a black man in nearly every mens room u go to selling u after shave. I got talking to one of them one night and asked him if the black man myth was true, dont remember the answer lol but i was like get it out mate. I just took a leak so mine was out already and i flashed him lol. He was scepticle to get his cock out so I gave him 10 euros to take his cock out and he did, i really wanted to see a black cock. It was awsome!!
    I was just wondering if i gave him more, he would have done something else? Imagine if i only doubled that i wonder what i could have gotten out of it.
     
  2. lerotic

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    Welsh abroad keeping it classy!

    Nice (not)

    EDIT : Just thought i'd better add to my comment as this has pissed me right off for some reason.

    "Brits" abroad have an embarrassing enough reputation for the rest of us to deal with without the Welsh sinking as low. I'm sure the guy is happy to sell you after shave and hand cream for a € and he's most probably fortunate enough to have that job, and the thought of getting his cock out to earn €10 was most probably as degrading as it gets but you may be offering more than he was going to earn all night. So no i doubt he would have done any more, maybe you were lucky he didn't.

    <soap box off>
     
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  3. D_Andreas Sukov

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    magaluf is hardly abrouad now anyway. us colonial brits do have a habit of finding holiday destinations and forcing locals to leave. i doubt he would have done more. simple.
     
  4. Storage

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    Wow! Black cock on parade for your amusement. That's sooooo cool, man!
    :eek:
     
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    Sounds like that happened in The Office (classy), or Chaplins...lol. I would never pay to see a "lucky lucky" man's cock (that is not an intended racial slurr, but that is what the people of Magaluf call these guys).

    Funny story though!
     
  6. Welsh_Beef

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    well in my (little) defence it was all tounge and cheek and i just made a joke ill give u 2 euros..... blah blah blah, he saw the 10 note and he said 10 euros and i thought (when i was drunk) cant miss this opportunity, dont have a black mate so why not?(i had my wallet out to pay for spray, u know what they say, 'no dolce and gabana, no eating ur banana. No armani, no punani') i was just curious what would have happened if he had saw the 20 lol.
     
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    i just read the brits were the best tourist and the french were the worst and all this time i thought it was texans.
     
  8. B_LargePenis46

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    So you are a closet queen who's vacation highlight is paying for black man to flash his cock at you. How sad.
     
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