Magnums and checkout clerks

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by Notaguru2, Dec 18, 2009.

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Ever received a comment from a clerk when buying Magnums?

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  1. Notaguru2

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    Ever caught a comment, glare or anything else from the checkout person when buying Magnums? It happened to me for the first time (I think). I got a "lucky girl" comment under the checkout girl's breath at Walgreens last week.
     
  2. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    I only go to the old ladies at the checkout. They giggle, and smile all day.
     
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    I got a deep look I remember once from a young female pharmacist...no joke!
    I bought the magnums not magum xl's!
    I was turned on:smile:
     
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    If there is a young studly looking dude that doesn't have a big bulge, I'll use him for the checkout. hahaha
     
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    Not really a comment, but a friend of mine was too embarrassed to buy his own, so I bought them for him**. (???) The clerk just grinned, and looked my up and down, and tried to not get caught, but I obviously saw my crotch being stared at.

    **I've written about this before somewhere, but don't remember where. He was embarrassed to buy ANY condoms, but that they were magnums really got to him. I told him, "Look, why would you be shy about it? You're saying two things that are totally enviable; 'I'm getting some!', and '...and I've got a nice one too.' If anything they give me confidence. I'm usually shy, but I strut right up there and slap 'em down on the counter." :wink:
     
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    LOL I love that nb. haha
     
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    WOW...crotch being stared at too?
    She was probably visualizing it.
     
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    My favorites lines I've gotten:

    1. You have a nice night... Oh I planning on it... I bet
    2. *crotch check, lick lips*
    3. *long exhale as checks the bulge and shakes head smiling*

    One time it was great.., because for some reason it would not scan, so I had like 3 CSM's trying to get it to work at wal-mart, and there was a long line. My gf was right there with me clinging onto me and smiling turning bright bright red.
     
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    I love going shopping with my man when he buys condoms. :) He definitely gets a few looks, he is a bit short so I think it comes as a suprise to alot of people
     
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    Exactly. I'm only about 5'6"-5'7", and my friend (the big chicken) that I was buy for... 6'2". He was hiding off somewhere else, acting like he didn't know me. :lmao:
     
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    Haha too funny.
     
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    I'd say the most interesting time was when i went to a local CVS and bought my magnums and the self checkout wasn't working.. so i went to the counter and the guy ringing me up ended up being some football jerk from HS.. when i put the condoms down he said "damn Tim are those for you?" I said " Fuck yeah they are". It was a good moment because he used to torment me in HS and his GF would always tell me about his small dick. xD
     
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    Don't ask "if these are too small, can I bring them back?" LOL
     
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    you should have said...yah...but they're a lil small but you dont sell bigger ones... wanna test ride? :)
     
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    i generally feel like the cashier is trying to act extra casual when they see what im buying.
     
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    lol... always get a stare or a smile. My fave is when they look then blush! Makes me all tingly and warm. :)
     
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    if they stare too much, just ask "would you recommend me a bigger model ?" ;-)
     
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    If you wanna head back there with me, ill buy them, and make sure the HS jock knows they are for you

     
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    Ask the clerk if they have serial numbers on them. If they say they don't know, tell them you have to roll them out all the way. Then they are usually stretched so much, they are difficult to read. That will shut them up.
     
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    I give them infommerical on MAXX which is better than mags, so the convo always goes why are you buying this condom or since it the same color box "Do you know those aren't magnums
     
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