Magnums and checkout clerks

[catman]

Was once buying some for my son (he was embarrassed) the clerk happened to be a very cute young lady....She gave me the usual raised eyebrow look....So I leaned over and said quietly 'they are for my son'...(he was 16)....he over heard me...not sure who blushed more, him or her! lol

another time I (for me) I got the usual cranky old biddy, no smile no eye contact, no hello....so when I went to get my wallet I pulled my pants (way) up...leaving no question.... I think she swallowed her gum! I paid and told her 'have a nice night...I will'
I was trying so hard NOT to laugh...

 

[DragonPenis]

One time the girl flat out asked me my size.

 

[london_bi]

I once had a male check out guy say 'those any good? i think i need them too.'

 

[the_reverend]

i think i've told this story a couple of times on here (which is a testament to how many times threads like this get started, lol). but i was on a first date and we stopped in at a Walgreens before we headed back to her place. we walked up to the counter, i put the Magnum XLs on the counter and paid, then she decided she wanted to buy some smokes. the cashier (a girl, kinda cute) told her there was a 2 for 1 sale on her brand, so she said "wow, must be my lucky night!" without missing a beat, the cashier looked over at the condoms and me and said "I'll say." we started laughing our asses off, and she suddenly got kind of embarrassed and tried to apologize. but we told her there was no need, thanked her and left, still cracking up. lol!

 

[D_Geaffartson_Glandhammer]

One time the girl flat out asked me my size.

Did you tell her? How did she react?

 

[EagleCowboy]

Being a cashier at one point in my life, I can tell you most have seen it all and don't really care.

I remember one guy clearly. The store was PACKED on a Friday night. And since the store was in the popular cruising strip, it was non-stop. This one guy got his condoms, walked over to the counter, set those puppies purposely right square in the middle of the counter, stepped back, put his hands on his hips, and had this big 'ol shit-eating grin on his face. I walked up to ring him out, saw the whole picture and just busted up laughing!! He was NOT the least bit embarrassed. Quite proud, actually. Now everybody else around us was trying hard to stare anywhere else BUT the counter, trying not to see this. I rang him up, then told him, "I don't need to tell you to have a good night. Looks like you already got that covered." :biggrin1:

He just laughed and winked at me on his way out the door.

 

[James Duncan]

the reverend wins.

Usually when I am buying Mag XL's the cashiers make less conversation than normal. When I am putting them in the basket and walking around the store shopping is when I get the expressive facial reactions from other people looking in my basket. I make sure to place my Magnum XL's somewhere in my cart where they are clearly visible .

 

[B_jeepguy2]

Was once buying some for my son (he was embarrassed) the clerk happened to be a very cute young lady....She gave me the usual raised eyebrow look....So I leaned over and said quietly 'they are for my son'...(he was 16)....he over heard me...not sure who blushed more, him or her! lol

Ok, I can believe the part about you buying rubbers for your 16yo son because he is embarrassed and you want him to be safe, but I seriously doubt that any 16yo boy is going to be caught dead standing next to the old man while he is at the checkout counter paying for condoms...even if then are for him. LOL

:bsflag:

 

[the_reverend]

the reverend wins.

huzzah! i love winning!

(what do i get?)

 

[EagleCowboy]

(Sounding like a game show announcer)

YOU HAVE JUST WON A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF GARBAGE BAGS!! (can also double as condoms too)
Now you can have sex AND take out the trash!! :biggrin1:

 

[8iG]

when buying xxl's I just noticed her looking at me a little longer than usual

 

[B_625girth]

when they brought the magnums out I bought some in the RX next to Krogers. I got no reaction from the female cashier, not that I was looking for any. when I almost got to my car, I heard a female's voice, "are those for you?". I turned and it was the cashier. I said, "yes" as she stared at my crotch. she was probably HS age and pretty good looking. I was in my 30's. there was a awkward pause. and I said, "I'm big and I'm married, and I don't want any more kids." She acted like woke up from a trance. she said, Oh!'' and walked back to the store. shortly after, I had a vasectomy that ended the condom buying.

 

[HeBop]

This is a bit off topic however, I work in retail and we have lots of condom's stolin. Amaziingly they are almost always magnum. Apparently guys with large cocks are more likely to be embarassed to purchase condoms.

 

[B_625girth]

This is a bit off topic however, I work in retail and we have lots of condom's stolin. Amaziingly they are almost always magnum. Apparently guys with large cocks are more likely to be embarassed to purchase condoms.

or guys don't want to spend money finding out if they are big enuf to wear magnums.

I wondered the same thing, even tho I ripped and shredded regular size condoms quite often, and I felt like my cock was getting strangled. I remember telling my wife I had found bigger condoms, and told her I hoped they didn't fall off. she said, don't worry you got a big one. later that nite, she rolled one on my erection and hopped on. it didn't fall off, it didn't shred, she came, I came. we were all happy!!!

 

[jaxmuffdiver]

i got my last g/f at walgreens just becuase i was buying magnums. she was/is the checkout girl!

 

[im8cut]

this clerk at a random gas station in dallas was ringing me out for magnums once. his face looked so childish as he asked me, "so you're going to make a girl lucky 2nite huh?" for whatever reason i got pissed at him assuming im straight (i was having some sexual identity problems back then lol) and i replied, "no, it's for a guy".

you should have seen how quickly his boyish smile turned into a black hole of devastation.. lmao, call me a sadist if you want. but he realized if i could be gey or whatever then any guy could lol

WORTH IT!!!

 

[balkanxxl]

this clerk at a random gas station in dallas was ringing me out for magnums once. his face looked so childish as he asked me, "so you're going to make a girl lucky 2nite huh?" for whatever reason i got pissed at him assuming im straight (i was having some sexual identity problems back then lol) and i replied, "no, it's for a guy".

you should have seen how quickly his boyish smile turned into a black hole of devastation.. lmao, call me a sadist if you want. but he realized if i could be gey or whatever then any guy could lol

WORTH IT!!!

awesome lol

 

[HorsemanUK]

Even though they must be thinking in their heads 'they must be hung'. The professional thing to do is just check it out like it is any other item. Making comments can just make people feel arkward. It would be like if a women went to buy a pack of large sized super absourbant pads and the checkout guy/girl commented 'big pussy, heavy period this month huh?'. I cant imagine a women would be too pleased about that.

 

[B_subgirrl]

Ok, I'm gonna spoil everyone's fantasies here. I worked as a checkout chick for two years and I never once noticed what kind of condoms people were buying. To me it was just a product like any other, just scanned it and put it in the bag.

So while I have no doubt that some people will notice what size you are buying, plenty probably don't notice at all.

 

[thetramp]

hmm, i don't think the clerks have veer noticed the size, i guess it is as subgirl described.
A comment like have fun has been there, but then again i know of buddy who bought regular size and got the same. I guess eventually we all no matter what size we buy, buy them to have fun, so i guess a comment like that is not necessarily size related