HAHA, I think I know whats going on.
AtomicNic, everyone is disappointed that you didn't pull out a tape measure out of no were and measure everyone, or that fact that no one blew each other, or the fact there was no Gay 3some. Or the fact that none of you have a 14 inch dick.
They all wanted a story they can jackoff to and are disappointed.
I believe they all want you to make your "True Story" a work of **Fiction** Make your tall friend really muscular, when you all pull out your dicks, make the smallest one 10 inches and make yours like 18 inches. Then become all Alphamale and order everyone around.
-Nick8 obviously wants huge cocks in your Story, not your real slightly above average onces
-Marius567 is Disappointed that your only 10% gay and didn't go 100% gay
-Gecko4lif wants you to add Oral in your story
I'm tellin ya, make a rewrite and add a FICTION disclaimer on the very top.